Whats wrong with being naked? Why are we required to always be clothed...

Whats wrong with being naked? Why are we required to always be clothed? If I were out in public showing everything to you why would you be offended?

because jesus says you're going to hell

do you really want to see naked hambeasts?

and you're a christian nigger

So? Lol

>why would you be offended?
I wouldn't, I'd be too busy laughing at your baby dick.

Its bullshit. Government shouldn't decide what is okay to wear and what is not. Private businesses should be able to keep people not conforming to their dress code out though.

I only want the girls to be naked at all times.

why are you looking at peoples dicks
do you have something to tell us?

Some people are ugly. I dont want to see that shit. I personally work with a herd of heifers that would make an atheist question the existance of demons on earth. So no keep the clothes on.

nudity itself isn't bad but if you're doing something sexual then it's a problem

I dont mind watchin beautiful women naked.
I don't want to see your little gay junk though.

it's unnatural, you filthy sinner

Your skid marks should be contained to your underwear. Imagine how bad it would be to clean chairs in your world. Other than that I don't care.

Because nobody wants to see you naked, plain and simple. Its not a matter of being offended it's only a matter of no interest.

Well, it might get cold...

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what about accidental boners?

the cult of sexuality is one of many ways to control people. you control their pleasure - you substitute something else for it ( religion, money, cars, social status ) ... something you control. You rechannel that sexual need and feeling of wholeness into something you control, and basically you control the people.

when Sup Forums and /soc/ meet

Don't try to deconstruct it. Keep your rhetoric to yourself.
The unfortunate actualities of life are:
-- Most people do not look good nude'
-- Most people are self conscious when nude, and especially in front of others;
the list goes on..

-- Most people are cold when nude also

>Whats wrong with being naked?
>posts a pro public porn pic

It isn't accidental.
It's biological user

>-- Most people do not look good nude'
>-- Most people are self conscious when nude, and especially in front of others;

these are only true because you were raised that way.

Jesus fuck, everything about this picture gave me cancer. There is not a single pixel here that I wouldn't be able to point to and find something wrong with.

kek

>that fupa

Absolutely nothing wrong with it at all.

Unless if you want to become more vulnerable to literally everything that's out there, I hardly suggest being nude outside until you become as durable as elephants, have cold blooded blood, have claws and jaws powerful enough to bend steel, and run faster than a cat, THEN you can be naked or near naked as much as you want.

But you can't do all of that shit now can you?

Not without making all that stuff from scratch.

If it is unintended, it's accidental, and that's the end of it.

I see that you got my point, you could have typed 'agreed'

my theory is that some guy with a small dick or a land whale fem was insecure with their body... tired of hung guys or pretty girls getting all the attention... so they invented clothes to give theirself a chance at being attractive to others.

Kind of like how uniforms work. "If I can't be uniquely beautiful, then NO ONE CAN!!!" and boom everyone has to wear the same ugly plaid shit.

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There'd be a lot more rapes or gropings (at least)

>my theory

So, all things considered, should only some people be allowed to go nude?

Or should there just be an age limit?

True there would be accidental boners

but that would be the norm. No one would get offended or disgusted because everyone would be doing it all the fucking time.... we'd all have to be a lot more honest.

Because there's no rape in Arab countries where you can't even see their hair.

In some places nudity is only a misdemeanor, and not cause for 'sex offendor' status (which is difficult to revoke/clear)

Simple, it all comes down to sanitary reasons. Imagine all the basement dwelling neckbeards with shit stains in their pants walking around naked all the time. It would be a fucking mess. Chicks getting their periods and bleeding all over the place. Old people who are incontinent peeing without realizing it. No me gusta

What is that on her wrist?

>Blame Eve. She ate the apple. Before this we were naked.

omfg I think I know that bitch on the left. went to my hs
I'm trying to remember her name... if I do, I'll share her fb page here

who?

>wanting to see 500lbs hairy dudes naked
>wanting to see old people naked

absolutely disgusting

If public nudity is allowed, then what would be the way public sex is handled?

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I'm naked

We all are

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If something is fucked up, it is usually the fault of a female

Imagine the woman in purple nude.
> pause for vomitting
There you go.... good job. THAT'S why we all don't go around naked.

You blame the system, and I say we made the system. As soon as it's better for us to NOT be clothed, we won't be. See how that works?

Fun Fact: Everyone is naked underneath their clothes

So, to review: some people look great nude, and some do not.
The laws aren't going to change until the majority of people change their opinion. You just passed a Civics 100 level class.

Now let's post some more naked girls outside, yes?

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And boys too.

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>>wanting to
No ones saying that.

Sure thing, if that floats your boat, I'll be glad to

because religion.

because naked mole rats

If they like looking at wieners, that's cool.

It's not my thing, but hey, 'make someone happy'

This thread reminds me of some guy I use to chat with, real fucked up in the head.
Spent about 60 thousand dollars to get a sex change from female to male, and was delusional years after. Believed himself a literal god(dess) in the making and out to kill Jesus to dethrone him and enslave the world to become what he considered the normal, which was actually gay people only.

He also beleived people shouldn't have to wear clothing, and clothing should be outlawed, but that's probably because he got kicked out of a catholic school for being a satanic worshiper and wearing miniskirts with his dick hanging out.

THAT: is why I'm talking about in my theory. Someone like the purple lady invented clothing when the guy she liked couldn't stop staring at the young beauties and their perky tits

Sometimes it gets cold

Was the other way around, male to female. Oh well.

Pictured: I can't tell if dude #1 has a boner, or it's just the weight of his enormous belly upon his peepee

fuking idiot.

humans were wearing clothes since the stone ages. Just look at those isolated hunter-gatherer tribes. They still wear something, even tho only very little.

we developed clothes because we got rid of fur. You're just probably some hairy degenerate white furry.

Walking on snow and ice barefoot sucks. Feets have no traction at all, and slipping and falling is way worse.

like the woman in the back sipping coffee, trying to keep her husband distracted by mentioning the weather or coffee bean preferences, as he stares unapologetically at that flawless piece of ass

nudity wont feel special when you see it all the time. dont you wanna have a feeling of pride that a girl only lets you see her naked

Some situations would be awkward....

Nignog, its -20 out there. You wanna go literally freeze your balls off, go for it you crazy bastard. I'm just gonna wear clothes.

finally, an honest person

What if they only wanted you to be naked at all times?

Were naked apes. A species fron african climates. If it gets below 40 and you're naked you are dead.

Sure you do. You like to see cock, and you often think about cock. That's why you posted about cock.

If I'm naked where do I put all of my shit like keys and wallet ? I can't fit my phone in my ass like op

I reiterate the hazard of 'accidental boners'

I just can't help it!

Bro, it's colder than the lowest circle of hell here.
I'm putting on some fucking clothes.

It's SEVEN degrees in Des Moines right now...
Everybody up here is an involuntary tranny: our balls have retreated up into our bodies!

I'm not. My clothes go all the way down.

Imagine you take a shit. And despite no matter how hard you wipe your ass or try to squeeze the last drop of piss out of your dick - there's still some left.

I wouldn't want to sit in the same seat as you. At least not in this society.

515 east sider reporting.

Because no one wants to leave a trace like a snail everytime we sit

Source?

That chick is 17. Not that I care or that anyone should care.

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there is a irony with the taco add in the background

That's a chub, dude.

>why would you be offended?
because most people are ugly

You nigger. You dumbass motherfucker.

We've been wearing clothes since the fucking Ice age, you know that even when Ice and snow covered 80% of the earths land mass and most of the seas?

We started wearing clothes because IT GETS FUCKING COLD DURING AN ICE AGE

And it continued to be cold in certain places, so guess what? WE KEPT WEARING CLOTHES

Why do people always forget about the fucking ice age????

Its still the ice age, technically. We're in what is called an interglacial period.

Same way it is now, a fucking crime. View this as a child, where they run around naked (mattering the environment of course) and nobody minds. But sex can provoke many primal human instincts that we typically repress thanks to common knowledge, such as rape, murder, or stealing.

It was in Ireland and you should shut the fuck up you inbred murrilard faggot.

What about the tumblrinas

The consensus seems to be "because of fat and ugly people"...
But wouldn't being naked in front of everyone encourage those people to get in better shape instead of hiding it under layers of clothes?
If it was legal and the norm, I wouldn't want to walk around naked because of weather and also because I don't want to sit my bare genitals where someone else who could possibly have life threatening diseases just did, like a subway or a bar stool
Also I ride a motorcycle and that would be inconvenient having my dick slapping around at 70 mph

Nigger do not get pedantic okay.