Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

Sameji claim'd

It was late night. Chara was looking for a way to pay back his coke dealer. But being trans he couldn't get work. Accept for one job...
He stood on the street corner in revealing women's clothes. I really short skirt that shows off his cute little ass. He also wore a bikini top and a short jacket. He looked like an average whore. A black van pulled up by Chara.
The Windows were tinted as black as the sky this night. The window rolled down. A male with dark tinted aviator shades, platinum blond hair and a cigarette sticking from his mouth.
"How much?" the man inquired.
"Umm about 5 bucks..."
Chara was an ameture at being a prostitute. So he didn't know where to start.
"Hmmm.... How about 2.50?" the mysterious gentlemen said.
Chara thought for a moment. "She" thought he meant two HUNDRED and fifty. So he agreed with the blond fellow.
"Alright, baby, get in my van~"

Cont.

He was my lifeline for a really long time.
My facial hair is very timid.

It's not you.
I'm doing an Emerald Nuzlocke.
So, about Akame.

カラミチーマス

please don't stop

(some user)
>Oh great, your the kind of person who makes fun of sjw's and then says they don't represent all of feminism, aren't you?

I make fun of whoever I want. Just happens that the SJWs I know are extremely funny.

And feminism... I liked the first wave and parts of the second wave. But the third wave... just no.

It's been a while since Mi Liu shitposted about me

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How unfortunate.
Now I'm too shy, thanks.
I don't know much about smoking, is it really addictive? Can you quit at any time?
>runs away before you kill me

Right

I should just do it shouldn't I?

>I liked the first wave and parts of the second wave
Yep, you're that kind of person.

(cute)

I wasn't intending to kill you.. maybe..

I named my Nidoking in Yellow LONG DICK. Cool beans.

Shiro claimed.

(yun)
Just breathing or actually feeling alive?

(Rory)
But kitchens smell amazing! Well, unless it's one of those that Gordon Ramsey usually finds.

(Pfffff)
ffff
>roll

Maybe it's just shy and doesn't want to be seen naked.
Wear a scarf to clothe it.

>you are not important to me
Oh. Okay.
>Emerald Nuzlocke
So why do you hate yourself so much?

Lady Satsuki claimed

Hm, this should be interesting.

More the fryer and onion smell.
#notallkitchens

(no pic)

>Now I'm too shy
But the first thing you do in the previous is yelling that you want to have sex with an user you never met irl
and now you're too shy
alllrighty!

In that case, I guess I am. Do you think that's bad?

Stella claimed

all addiction depends on the person's susceptibility to said addiction, for some reason physical substances have never had much of a grip on me, i could stop smoking tomorrow and never look back, but i like the nicotine and i like having a couple minutes of quiet contemplation

>ffff
Wie geht's mit dem Vollnusscremeglas vorran?
noch genug clop Material?
>roll

>But the third wave...
Wow, rude.
What happened between you two, if I may ask?
You are important! It's just, other people are more so.
I just thought it'd be fun to do.

Is he gone or otherwise?

Yes, Feminism was always a shitty movement.
See: Prohibition.

I like the smell of fryers and onions.
As long as it's not going on all day. But that's why the shower was invented. Did you use the shower, my friend?

>Vollnusscremeglas
Ganz ordentlich. Konsistenz und Farbe sind vorbildlich, seit ich auf luftdicht gewechselt habe.
>roll

>you are far inferior to many
Why do you keep torturing me!?
>thought it'd be fun
>thought
>past tense

At least you stopped being a meanie
I'm marking this as a special day, should I take the 17th or 18th? Or both?

Not even sure how that feels
Willing to answer any questions
I mean, I don't even know
He told me I was leaving and I failed to stop him and I made it worse instead
I told him leaving me right now would probably be the stupidest thing ever to do seeing how my life is going right now

No, it's not that! You're nice and stuff! And it's not many people either.
I mean, it's still fun.

Seems like a lot of dudes are here. You guys are great

She complained that I smelled as I walked in the door. I did shower as soon as I got home but she still complained.
Shiro lost his Mudkip2 to a Shroomish.

(nom)

That's a good idea.
I'm not exactly sure but it seems like I'm just about to get some precious information.

Nah, I think the core movement was a good one. But discussing about that would leat to nowhere

You wanna fucking go at it?

Heya Fran

Uhh, 18th

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claimed

(pink)
Is there even any daylight during winter?

Back again, eh? Well, your kind ain't welcome here boi.

It's when you enlarge and contract your lungs rapidly. You do so by letting air into your mouth or nose.

>still fun
How far have you come?

You should have gifted her a nose clip and kept living there.

Always a pleasure, I happen to be a beard expert.

Still here

Sounds like two people with unfortunate days crossing paths at the same time more than anything. I happened to bump into someone else looking for him last night that knows him from elsewhere. No one seems to know much at this point, but that's fine. People come and go. If he comes back, it'll be on his own terms. Don't blame yourself for that.

That being said, what about you? We only talked for a bit but you seemed to have a lot going on in your life.

Hi dude! What wr you up to? Any cool plans for Christmas?

It's only 4:45 and it's already dark... Kill me

S H I R O

Kannst du den Zeitplan noch einhalten?

>roll

No.
That's a bit selfish.
But oh well, the past is the past. It's just a shame.
Just got past the 4th gym.

Regarding his whereabouts I assume.
I don't know why I keep asking all these questions.

(nom)

This is now a hamburger thread

i only have bread

None. Visiting uncle but that's it kinda.

Okay~
So, how are you?

What kind of beard do you have?
Precisely.
It's alright to be curious.

And what do you see as the "core movement"?

No, she called all the shots because my brother is whipped as fuck. Buying a noseclip would have gotten me out of there faster.
I dont have food though.

Well I am pretty sure I'm doing that so am I doing good?
Maybe it was, but I should've known better, he has these issues a lot an I know I could've helped him if I just wasn't so retarded.
He probably won't like this but he was posting under another avatar and he was ignoring me wich kinda set my mindset in motion.

I am blaming myself since I have no one else to blame
>bit
it was extremely selfish and also extremely retarded
I ate my words shortly after but he already made up his mind

NOBODY CARES YOU CUCK.
But also what's up?

No! I'll miss you foreverz
Does Flan like candy? I has candy.
Nidoking is my favorite Pokemon!
Yeah, I don't know what came over me, and I'm sorry...
Sick. Your mouth must taste like an ashtray!

Where's the beef?
Why is tuka so hot.
Who wouldn't want to pound tuka?

I saw you post, but I worried that if I talked to you, you would give me weird advise again.

Gibt einen neuen. Oder ich müsste das halbvolle Glas verschicken. Aktuell ist das dringendere Problem, dass Chara mir seine Adresse nicht verraten will, aus irgendeinem Grund. Ich könnte natürlich hinfahren und rumfragen bis ich eine edgy Transe finde, aber das wäre recht aufwendig und würde mich von mindestens zwei Nusscremesitzungen abhalten.
>roll

How many additional rules did you go for?

None, really.
But I don't need to be a woman to become a gynecologist, so I am still a valid beard expert.

>my brother is whipped as fuck
I literally don't know what that's supposed to mean.

I don't know, post a video.

She would love anything sweet.

You seen him in a while?

Not going to. I'm sorry about that

you stop noticing the taste after you've smoked a half dozen cigarettes or so

i think my cat ate it

Don't be, it was actually hilarious.
How's it going?

Video of what?

Vielleicht verrät er sie mir?

>roll

Good enough. Being bored and talking to someone. Think I'll play some Pokemon.
There's no one to blame.
None, as it's my first Nuzlocke. Just want to get a feel for the whole thing.

Women having the same opportunities like men.
And they got that already

Why are you sorry now? I thought it was funny and I felt (as dumb as it may sound) flattered.

And I was wondering, what's with Haruhi claimer? I thought you liked him.

Only at the funeral last week

Nichtmal in deinen schönsten Träumen.

Oh yeah, you said you were doing the Nuzlocke challenge. How far are you yet?

She has no character. Shes just a token elf whore who slept naked with her father. She has no real accomplishments to her name.
She wears the pants. He does what she wants. She makes all the decisions. It all means hes pussy whipped.
And the most versatile pokemon of gen 1.

Sucks to be him, gotta lay down the gauntlet early in the relationship or you're done.

That's the reaction curve of talking over something like this. You got time to think carefully, maybe too carefully before you write something out. Same goes with actions like leaving or ranting. Not like a chat where things move a bit faster, or in person with non-verbal cues thrown in. I knew he was posting under someone else, but it didn't affect much from my end.

I wouldn't blame yourself, the only coincidence is you were the last one who apparently interacted with him.

Up to anything interesting at the moment?

Oh I've never thought of that.
I wonder what I could improvise myself as.

Well for a few hours i think.

Just need to do a little grinding, then I'm going to do the 5th gym.

Dein Kaff ist eigentlich so klein da müsste man nur zwei Tage herumfahren

Wie heißt denn dein SJW-Kurs?

dumping time into world of tanks

You don't live far enough north for midnight Sun I guess?

Its even his house. He owns it.

Nice, so you're already pretty far. What's your team so far?

Did you already loose a pokemon?

Ja, eigentlich.

>SJW Kurs
Uh... ich hab keinen?

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Rate my scarf

You breathing, so I can evaluate your technique.

Kleverer Plan, er wird nie erraten, dass du meinetwegen fragst. Versuche es!
>roll

So 'just' perma death and only catch first?

Thank you for teaching me new things to say, so I can impress native speakers!
We call that a Pantoffelheld in Germany.
Shame he went full cuck and values his woman higher than his own blood. I would understand if it was a loli waifu, but with 3d it's just weak...

Become a dance expert by watching lots and lots of artistic displays! That's what I do, and it's great:
youtube.com/watch?v=VD4ibdqaHOk

The problem is the 3rd wave want dominance, not equality.

I pushed him over the edge though
It was on accident, but it did happen
And I'm sorry for that
Yea I'm rather impulsive even over chat messages, especially when my mind isn't completely healthy

It might have been one but I feel like he was hoping for me to save him from himself which I didn't

not really tbh,just browsing /wsg/
Yourself?

I do actually. Also i don't know if there's any daylight during days because i never see it.

>Women having the same opportunities like men.
This is only good if you're a cultural marxist who wants to destroy gender roles in white countries.

Ich werd wohl nicht runterfahren. Dann müsste ich Shiro kennenlernen. Und noch viel schlimmer, dich. Na gut Shiro ist wohl doch schlimmer mit dem MLP kram

Ein Kurs + Prof würde mir schon reichen

Almost time for break! I can't wait!

Oh, uh, right...

Y U N O

>Kleverer Plan, er wird nie erraten, dass du meinetwegen fragst.
Hat leider nicht funktioniert. Er hat meinen Plan durchschaut.

>roll

Nice and thick.
Would wrap around my face /10
This will blend very well in my usual video history tab.

Yeah, I agree. That's why I don't like the 3rd wave at all. It's cancer like Milo would say

I don't think so. Equal opportunities does not mean destroying gender roles.

Hahaha, na wenn du meinst.

Na dann sag ich dir das sicher nicht.

Yeah, I'm looking forward to meething him again

What part of Finland are you in? I can't imagine how it's like living in polar twilight/night.

Oh shit, that's even worse. I had a friend like that who got whooped, owned his shit, but then had to cough up a bunch of it when they got divorced. Everyone but him saw that coming from a mile away.

Heh, we've all done or said something dumb over the internet that affected someone somewhere. It's pretty darn quiet over here since the kiddo is staying the day & night at the grandparents' house. Just browsing some other boards and looking for some recipes to cook while I'm off.

In that case.
>gives her a candy apple with chocolate and peanut butter chips with peanut bits
What about if someone who doesn't smoke kissed you and she tasted all that ash?
Now I'm getting even more shy..
Haruhi and I are just friends. And I think he like Kurome.
Lets see if I can remember my set from Pokemon Yellow, Horn Drill, Double kick, I forgot the rest lol
Good morning sleepy face!

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You're not in Helsinki?
You must be in Rovaniemi then. How do you even have internet? And why are you not living with reindeer in the Woods?

Well, then I'll just ask questions.

So if Haruhi didn't like Kurome, you'd want to get to know him more close?

Apparently you can't wait for your break to surf the internet.

Nein, ich glaube das war nur Zufall und er weiß noch nichts von unserem Komplott. Versuche es ernergischer, dann gib dich geschlagen um ihn zu verwirren, und zu guter Letzt, wenn er sich in Sicherheit wiegt und sich nicht mehr konzentriert, überrumple ihn mit einer weiteren Frage.
>roll

Some of that stuff is almost disgusting. Almost.
youtube.com/watch?v=zXCDv0IorMQ
>captcha: select images with pizza

Sounds really tasty. Thank you.