Hey Sup Forums just found a baby mouse cause my cat tried eating it what do I do faggots?
Hey Sup Forums just found a baby mouse cause my cat tried eating it what do I do faggots?
if dubs raise it as a pet
keep it as a pet
let him eat
Raise it and kill your cat and let the rat drink it's blood.
If dubs impale it on a pencil
cum on it
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Did you just assume my gender nigger
fry it then eat it
if dubs.. I want you to eat it, then throw it up and let your cat eat your vomit
Drop it in boiling water!
Toss in hot pan, see how it reacts. Eat it when it´s fried.
Btw cunts it has something sicking out of its head its mayb a piece of its brain what do I do
Space program obv
Burn then snort ash
pic?
No
Maybe
Definitely
Fuck off man thats just wrong
will it blend?
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WINWAR
Dubs demands it
Please no
Let it go outside
if dubs, decapitate it
dont listen to emo edgy kids and keep mouse as pet , thats a much better story in the universe than doing anything else or nothing at all
Sup Forums space program?
Goddamn cat stealin your food. look him right in the eye as you slurp that little mouslet down
He has to fucking do it, the dubs
PLEASE NO
This
Fucking space program. How is this even a question?! Get that mouse into orbit damnit.
If trips, do what you think you should.
Slowly place the mouse into a Tupperware container. Place the container underneath the left front wheel of the car.
Get into the driver's seat, start the engine
Place a gun in your mouth then pull the trigger, sperglord
this
it's already decided, we're seeing if it blends
fuck you think this is, nasa?
I wanna see the frying pan thing, trips and throw him in a frying pan, fuck blending it man, thats just fucked UP
WINRAR
Post pic of head injury OP.
If mousey already has a mortal wound to he brain then that paints this horse a different colour.
>small part of brain exposed
>pull rest of brain through little hole like sweater thread
>WE'RE WAITING OP
>DON'T BE A FAG
If it's in a frying pan then that's inhumane, blending is quick and almost painless.
Then see if the fucking rat slurry can survive in space....op will be to much of a fucking faggot to blend it anyway
we already have a winwar tard
Fucking degenerates.
Draw swastika on mouse with sharpie
But you don't have to keep him in the frying pan, IDK man but blending just seems fucked
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So I have a mangina?
Op doesn't have the balls to blend it.
Its blurry as fuck sorry
What kind of fucking retard are you? Blending is fucked up but putting a mouse in a frying pan is okay? If you don't keep him in it then he lives with that pain, you're not frying it immediately, you're putting it on a hot fucking piece of metal for a while. Blending is instantaneous death, it'll barely know what happened.
Would be funny if OP got b& for not delivering
raise it according to christian values
Maybe frying isn't the best idea, he's still small so the reaction wouldn't be all that great. Dude just raise him or something but please, DO NOT BLEND THE FUCKING MOUSE
Go buy traps... if you found 1 you have a shit ton of those fuckers
adorn it with the mightiest armor you have!
Space program
Hahah
the fuck is wrong with you?
Make him an adventurer.
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aluminium foil armor
new faggot
Finish what the cat started...
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If it dies ill fuck with it however you guys want but I wanna care for it and see if it lives
Give it to the cat. Fuck mice.
obviously dont give it a cookie
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I wish fam
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why the fuck did you ask us in the first place if it was already decided for you?
Why else? Cause OP's a faggot
blend it upside down so it wont harm him
God you're such a fag why can't you just die why would you do this why are you so mean I hate you you're not my real dad thanks and goodnight uwu
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When it does die what do you want me to do to it then jfc
eat it
give it back to the cat. cats are designed to catch and eat vermin.
that's an adult, you fucking retard.
Let the cat eat it. It'll be a nice treat for the cat.
Give huge enema and stab in stomach
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wasnt this thread about a guy eating a dog or something
Threads turned to shit, OP is definitely a faggot
>wasnt this thread about a dog
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