Hey Sup Forums just found a baby mouse cause my cat tried eating it what do I do faggots?

Hey Sup Forums just found a baby mouse cause my cat tried eating it what do I do faggots?

if dubs raise it as a pet

keep it as a pet

let him eat

Raise it and kill your cat and let the rat drink it's blood.

If dubs impale it on a pencil

cum on it
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Did you just assume my gender nigger

fry it then eat it

if dubs.. I want you to eat it, then throw it up and let your cat eat your vomit

Drop it in boiling water!

Toss in hot pan, see how it reacts. Eat it when it´s fried.

Btw cunts it has something sicking out of its head its mayb a piece of its brain what do I do

Space program obv

Burn then snort ash

pic?

No

Maybe

Definitely

Fuck off man thats just wrong

will it blend?

winrar

WINWAR

Dubs demands it

Please no

Let it go outside

if dubs, decapitate it

dont listen to emo edgy kids and keep mouse as pet , thats a much better story in the universe than doing anything else or nothing at all

Sup Forums space program?

Goddamn cat stealin your food. look him right in the eye as you slurp that little mouslet down

He has to fucking do it, the dubs

PLEASE NO

This

Fucking space program. How is this even a question?! Get that mouse into orbit damnit.

If trips, do what you think you should.

Slowly place the mouse into a Tupperware container. Place the container underneath the left front wheel of the car.

Get into the driver's seat, start the engine

Place a gun in your mouth then pull the trigger, sperglord

this

it's already decided, we're seeing if it blends

fuck you think this is, nasa?

I wanna see the frying pan thing, trips and throw him in a frying pan, fuck blending it man, thats just fucked UP

WINRAR

Post pic of head injury OP.

If mousey already has a mortal wound to he brain then that paints this horse a different colour.

>small part of brain exposed
>pull rest of brain through little hole like sweater thread

>WE'RE WAITING OP
>DON'T BE A FAG

If it's in a frying pan then that's inhumane, blending is quick and almost painless.

Then see if the fucking rat slurry can survive in space....op will be to much of a fucking faggot to blend it anyway

we already have a winwar tard

Fucking degenerates.

Draw swastika on mouse with sharpie

But you don't have to keep him in the frying pan, IDK man but blending just seems fucked

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So I have a mangina?

Op doesn't have the balls to blend it.

Its blurry as fuck sorry

What kind of fucking retard are you? Blending is fucked up but putting a mouse in a frying pan is okay? If you don't keep him in it then he lives with that pain, you're not frying it immediately, you're putting it on a hot fucking piece of metal for a while. Blending is instantaneous death, it'll barely know what happened.

Would be funny if OP got b& for not delivering

raise it according to christian values

Maybe frying isn't the best idea, he's still small so the reaction wouldn't be all that great. Dude just raise him or something but please, DO NOT BLEND THE FUCKING MOUSE

Go buy traps... if you found 1 you have a shit ton of those fuckers

adorn it with the mightiest armor you have!

Space program

Hahah

the fuck is wrong with you?

Make him an adventurer.

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aluminium foil armor

new faggot

Finish what the cat started...

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If it dies ill fuck with it however you guys want but I wanna care for it and see if it lives

Give it to the cat. Fuck mice.

obviously dont give it a cookie

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I wish fam

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why the fuck did you ask us in the first place if it was already decided for you?

Why else? Cause OP's a faggot

blend it upside down so it wont harm him

God you're such a fag why can't you just die why would you do this why are you so mean I hate you you're not my real dad thanks and goodnight uwu

>"559999"
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When it does die what do you want me to do to it then jfc

eat it

give it back to the cat. cats are designed to catch and eat vermin.

that's an adult, you fucking retard.

Let the cat eat it. It'll be a nice treat for the cat.

Give huge enema and stab in stomach

>"559999"
>"99997"
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wasnt this thread about a guy eating a dog or something

Threads turned to shit, OP is definitely a faggot

>wasnt this thread about a dog

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