Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

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still here

Oh you have play the original Pokemon Yellow!
You got my hopes up for nothing.
Why do you think that?
Well is there anyone you would want to attach to beside Kurome?
Relating to people on an emotional and spiritual level. For example if someone is sad I wouldn't know until they tell me.
She used black magic like curses and hexes she used my virgin blood for everything.
She was about 11 years older than me, I believe. I'm bad in math.
And it ended because she was getting more unstable and out of control.
Stop smoking! What brand do you smoke?

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Amazon knows what's good.
I'll be going for now, see you some other time maybe.
>pizza captcha

Heyo Shiro

how you doing?

(Uhh.. forgot who.. sorry..)
Confidence? I have that. My problem is that there is literally no one around me that I can talk to. I am isolated from the good people by idiots.

(Some fuck who no one cares about)
Switched? More like found true wife.

(Gard bb)
So it was you. Cutie. You made things pretty interesting.

(Chara inotthatfunny)
Still.. oh edit out that ifunny mark, it's triggering me.

(Heretic)
Nigger I am not taking you up on this, that is it, heresy is heresy. You claimed a nigger, you stay with that nigger.

Because as I said, I am isolated, there is no one to get close to.

There is a another discord?

Around there a place called Vantaa yeah. You should really visit Finland some day!

I drink a few cups of coffee if i am tired in the morning. And no i don't replace my meals with homemade vodka. Isn't that a bit more Russian gopnik style?

You slut

lights? for why?

depends, usually Lucky strikes, sometimes djarum clove stuff, sometimes dunhills

>Sameji claim'd

I CLAIM IT IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR.

I'd imagine Syndra has a large arse and hips from all the walking she doesn't do. Plus her feet are likely very soft for the same reason.

You thought it was a Mikasa a claimer
But tis really me, Mi Liu

カラミチーマス

You should go to bed soon Syndra

Sleep well!

I still have no idea what the 17th or the 18th was

Why do you choose to isolate yourself?

Claimed.

(nom)

Oh hes already said hes not the one changing the babby. And they're gonna go with cheat nappies anyway because neither of them want to touch poop.
She was acting through her father, who didnt realise that one of my brothers best clients was the Queens Counsel (was unsure of the spelling. Fixed now).
>fucking camera
>

>Rory-sama

>Switched? More like found true wife.
Haven't you said this 3 times now about 3 different avatars

Chen.

What would you recommend for a n00b like me?

And claimed because pedantic people in thread.

Who else would be the drama king? :^)

How are you going flanno?
Yea, someone made another after a bunch of people got kicked from rubbu's.

Nostalgia!!!!!!

I don't know it just happens I don't just decide I want to get attached to someone

>Nigger I am not taking you up on this, that is it, heresy is heresy. You claimed a nigger, you stay with that nigger.

Funny words coming from you, filth

>dating a witch
Damn man, how long did that last?

Nice boat. How's it going?

Trips confirm. I hear the mosquitos are horrible in the summer up there, but it also looks very peaceful out in the country. I'm the sort who enjoys nature and being out in the wild, so it would be one hell of a trip for sure.

Hmm... I see, so you have difficulties reading the body language.
In that case, I'm pretty sure it's good it ended. Black and White Magic alike is just a simple psychological trick. It exist solely to sooth people.

Fine, I'll use this instead

claimed

Who would you like to attach yourself to if you had the choice?

I'm doing pretty good! Talking to people I like and playing Pokemon.

Hey Mi Liu how you doing?

I also kinda want to visit Finland at some point
But coming from the desert to the cold will be rough

trips confirm perkele satana

What do finns drink then? You're not a Beer nation iirc?

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Heyyy, you got the new sun and moon already?

10 years i think
Sooth people, I wish, she made the lives of everyone she could a living hell.

I don't like the heavy stuff yet. I smoke Red if I get depressed.

Because people are annoying and I have to make my brain work around them.

Actually 2, C.C. and Pete.
And I did say from beginning that Avilio is an avatar.

I am fine, and it's Cirno who made the other one.

Filth? I have fixed myself, you cannot even show gratitude toward your wife if you have one by posting her as anyone does.

Yay.

Mai pretending to be me pretending to be Chen

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What..

It was "today" for me (17) and you (18)
And if i'm going to put that in my calendar I have to pic a day

I wish more art of my waifu was true to how she actually looks.

She has no tits or hips, and she's not meant to be conventionally sexy, yet all artists draw her how she isn't.

You've said it abour CC, Pete, and Flandre

What makes people annoying to you?

ITT phaggors

Hah, then why did you even get together with her?

Nope, playing Emerald right now. Doing a Nuzlocke. Sun and Moon is supposed to be easy anyways.

Shit waifu

Worse than Yuno GaSAI

Not fooling me, The IP count didn't go up and you posted before it.

Not counting Kurome?

>fixed myself
Heresy is heresy, is it not? Hypocritical autist detected ;)
what makes you think i have one
>about cc
Really?

i started with marlboro reds, which are pretty rough; most people start with lights or menthols, newports would be common, which i think taste awful; personally i'd stay away from camels for the same reason. find a cigarette shop and ask a worker there what they think, that's how i picked up dunhills

fair enough, if you can find them try dunhill reds, they're about the same strength but taste way better

Fite me, my crazy waifu a best.

You're falling for someone impersonating me impersonating Chen

I thought Mai was just an idea?
And Mai = Chen?
But Chen is actually a person?

Whatever.. you don't like me anymore anyway.. I don't care..

Oh well

The nature is so beautiful in Lapland. That's the place where you would go if you like nature.

Just get enough clothes with you and the cold doesn't bother you.

Number one is vodka, number two is beer and number three is long drink.

MIND IF I ROLL BEE!?!?!?!?!?

Its the same with Rory. A few people draw her with a bust. She has the body of a 12/13 year old. She cant change her body yet. But crazy waifu a shit anyway. They dont focus on being waifu unless thats their character.
>Marlboro
What are you, an Aussie?
What up Chen

I was very young like 10 years old. I was alone in a park one summer morning, collecting worms and sitting on the swing and she came up behind me and gave me a push.
Yes, lets count Kurome.
Yuk! My dad loves Marlboro! So how many do you smoke a day?

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But Flan is not an avatar, she is my wife. That would be your mistake here hun.

When you talk in person, everything, your lying abilities are lower than they are on the internet, you are not hidden behind a persona and all that other crap. I just don't like people irl.

Why you here talking about heresy if you don't even know how it feels then hmm? I am just asking questions like you are. And yes I did not like C.C. Did you know people lie on the net?

I will check em out.

Before I go, Im thinking of doing a FireRed Nuzlocke. Who wants it to happen? Inspired by Shiro, Ill have the thread name them all.

oi am back. just wondering if i can claim multiple waifus. if so, then i claim tsuyu, tristana and saiga 12

Nothing.. just music.. how about you..?

You said you loved your other avatars, so why would anyone believe you now?
Besides, you're a faggot for avatarfaging at all.

Just include Kurome in my previous filename then
Probably Kurome first though

Why would you lie to people irl?

no, i'm not a criminal and also gave them up because they taste like ass

1-2 in the summer, 1 every other day or so in the winter

>filename

Jinx's character is 'Man I'm bored, let's blow some shit up! Collateral damage? Innocents died? BUT IT WAS FUN, AND SO PRETTY!!'

youtube.com/watch?v=0nlJuwO0GDs

This video explains her better than I ever could, if you aint heard of her.

Fun fact: The robots were originally meant to be thugs and general bad-looking dudes trying to beat Jinx down.

NO

who says i dont know how it feels? and do you frequently change what you say not 5 minutes from the time you said it? no wonder no one wants to talk to you in real life

I don't think I can allow you to do that to yourself.

That... was your last relationship? When you were 10 years old?
With a crazy old lady?
Hands down, that's amazing and shit at the same time.

More than 1 waifu ruins your laifu

noone cares

>But Flan is not an avatar, she is my wife. That would be your mistake here hun.
Comitting heresy once makes it hard enough for people to believe you when it comes to love. But two times?

One pack?

Bye Rory..

your waifu is actually an anorexic autist living in a mental health facility in piltover, user. look towards the light and realize that.
seems like someone ruffled your feathers user. any reason why i cant claim other waifus other than sharing is caring?
i've heard it all before and i can assure you that i have it under control

>Number one is vodka
So that's settled then. You learn How to make vodka out of pinecones and you'll become rich enough to migrate south in the winter, for Sun and warmth

cigarettes, at most i'll go through a pack a week

Do what?

forgot to post the pic, damn i'm forgetful at times.

You definitely dodged a bullet. Nicely done.

Yeah, cities are nice and all, but nature is the best. Food is usually #2 on my list when travelling. What about you, got any places you'd like to visit?

More than 1 gender ruins your member

If she is, I'll visit her everyday and give her cuddles, right after they take away anything on me she might use to stab someone with.

Idk, I was just joking. :)

Tsuyu is my waifu so no, you can't have her

We hung out in the park all summer and then in winter we went to her home because it was too cold. I didn't know she was a witch until years later.
I don't like this. Mamimi is a bad influence.
I can't let you and Kurome be together. I just don't trust them.

Going ti the docs in about 30 mins. Hard swollen lymph node. Its getting real painful.
Good work.
>Im bored
>Imma blow shit up
What a shit waifu my friend.
Im still around for another 30.

We gonna make this an autist vs autist fight? I can go until I get tired, then bedtime. Plus what is the point of the threads anymore if you don't avatarfag? Seriously. Plus, I don't expect anyone to believe that Flan is my wife after I pulled off the other stunts. But my heart says otherwise. My depression too.

Actually I just didn't want to start this talk in the first place, that is the reason I am trying to derail into other directions.

Someone actually thought Pete was a husbando? How dumb are you people?

Because that is how you get what you want.

>lying abilities are lower
And yet I can see you being a pretentious Person from behind this screen

Machop just got self-destructed by a Baltoy.
And surrender.