What is life like in Portugal?

What is life like in Portugal?

It's poor
It's got TSU
It's got Gals
It's poor TSU gals

Too many Africans in the cities

I imagine Moroccans speaking Spanish

Sad

Basically the same as Spain, but taken to the next level:
>forgotten and despised by Europe, only our people remember our contributions to the world
>deeply saddened about THAT king that died before having a heir that caused the beginning of the end
>self hate in their case transcended into "soledade", they are traumatically depressed about everything, every day, everywhere
>sad about the current flag and miss the old one
>half the people live in the same 10 cities, therefore the country is empty but the population density where you live is horrendous
Life is slow, rural and sunny.

>tfw someone actually makes an informative post

They speak brazilian i think

from an outsider's perspective it seems poor but peaceful and with nice scenery

>half the people live in the same 10 cities, therefore the country is empty but the population density where you live is horrendous
>Life is slow, rural and sunny.
These aren't true. Our population density isn't as fucked as yours anywhere.

Also, life isn't rural either unless you're over 60 or something, we have suburbs.

Everything else is spot-on, though.

It's chill
not nearly as poor as ameridumbs would lead you to believe
not much to do either

Literally the pallet town of Europe.

life must be good

more and more of our people want to go there when they retire,
>in Europe but cheap
>sunny warm and ocean breeze
>no muslim
>food is quite good, you can easily find any ingredients to make french food if you get bored of portugese
>women are not my type but atleast they are not african

>women are not my type

Are you gay?

...

Meeting PortuQT today, what do

still better than in Russia I guess

Plus, our wine is actually worth a damn :^)

>Spain
>Denmark

agreed, Portuguese women are a gift to us all

>tfw no Portuguese gf

hehehehe

we are a beer consumer and a wine exporter