How did you get fired/quit from your last job? Pic unrelated

How did you get fired/quit from your last job? Pic unrelated

Background info is I was working at Meijer with my buddy and his girlfriend.

>Get a text from my friend saying he quits
>I text him back "Why?" and he never responds
>Find out 5 minutes later the manager comes up to me and says "There's a problem with the toilets. I Need you to check it out."
>Go into the mens bathroom and see the biggest turd of my life floating in the bowl
>It's the size of a football, tapered on each end.
>She wants me to wrangle this turd down the toilet.
>I say fuck that and just leave, went over buddies house
>He said they tried to get him to wrangle that turd too so he said fuck it and quit
>I also figured what the hell and never went back
>His girlfriend told us they got the half retarded guy from electronics to get a clothes hanger and chop it up, had to flush 10 times.
>To this day I still wonder what type of ham beast had to shit that thing out.
>Ended up playing smash bros and smoking weed all day instead, was a good choice.

>Worked at a grocery store
>Night crew
>Called my foreman a fucking faggot
>He went and cried to upper management
>Got suspended
>Got fired

Already got a new job on the oil fields all set up. I regret nothing.

>Be me
>Overworked
>Under appreciated
>Manager takes the day off
>Traffic jam on my way to work
>Open up
>Walk through the door a 1 min past
>The phone is already ringing
>Quickly grab it
>It's the regional manager
>Get huge round of fuckings for been late
>But I'm not even late
>Technically I'm on time
>Sets tone for day

>Stressful day ensues
>Also some useless cunt is sent
>Last time I was alone I cracked under the pressure
>How are you suppose to get work done if the phone won't stop ringing?
>Suppose to help me
>He only got in my way
>Cunt knew fuck all
>Used to count things
>Before becoming the regional managers little bitch
>Had to put up with the useless cunt
>Fucking shit up
>Whilst pointing out stupid things that were done every single day
>Was against company policy though
>Like keys left in the folk lift
>It was a bad day
>With bad sales
>And bad margin

>The day finally ended
>Stressed out
>Feelsbad.jpeg
>Best way to unwind?
>I got totally shit faced
>Been pissed feelgoodman.png
>Didn't want to sleep
>As soon as you sleep
>You wake up and it's morning
>Set off to work
>Still drunk
>Still stressed
>Still angry
>Same traffic jam as the day before
>This time I am actually late
>Around 30 min late
>Both the manager
>Expected
>And the regional manger are there
>Unexpected
>Shit just got real
>Storm in without saying a word
>Sit at desk and act as if I am about to start a normal day
>Manager
>What time do you call this user

Is anyone even reading this?

Give me a reply if you want a cont?

yep go on brodie

Too fucking long, op. You need to cut out the fat and make your failing story more succinct. Here:

>Be me in graduate school sponsored by Sea Grant.
>Supposed to do lab work in the evening but instead spend all time on Sup Forums and Omegle.
>Fap through the fucking night.
>Go home pissed at myself.
>"Tomorrow will be different!"
>Tomorrow is not different.
>Repeat ad nauseum.
>Get in trouble at end of each semester.
>Fain mental illness to explain fail.
>Fap through the night again.
>Finally get kicked out of grad school.
>Cummed buckets.

>I should have mentioned the delivery driver
>The delivery driver was waiting for me the previous day
>The delivery driver had grassed me in for been late/not late
>The delivery driver was the managers mate
>IRL mate
>They went drinking and shit
>The delivery driver had called the manager at about quarter to
>Tipped him off that I was late/not late opening up
>Manager had rang regional manager
>Who's fault was it I had a bad day previously?

cont please

fuck is this what might await me

I hope not, user. I had a lot on my plate, honestly -- too much. I was and still am in a marriage that was meh, a kid was on the way, our entire future was hinged on me getting done grad school at a very specific time and finding some ~$70k job to start to support everything. Just a few years prior, my biggest concerns was if I'm kayaking on day 1 and mountain biking on day 3, what the fuck am I going to do on day 2. So I honestly did start to check the fuck out at my own peril. Now I live with my in-laws in hicktown hating my life at my very core.

Good luck though, man.

>Manager
>What time do you call this user?
>The red mist descended
>Alcohol and stress induced rage ensued
>I called fuck out of him
>Regional manager walks in from other room
>What is all the shouting and swearing?
>So a called fuck out of that little cunt too
>Everything they said
>I had an answer to
>When they said I was 2nd in command
>I pollitly reminded them I was not given that job title
>Or paid accordingly
>I also politly wagged my finger alot
>The finger wagging was horizontal and quite close to the regional managers face
>By the end of it
>He was tucked inbetween the manager and the managers desk
>Looking pretty sheepish
>Manager didn't look like he had much to add to the conversation either
Cont?

no

second this. you're not very good at telling stories man, sorry.

yes, cont

K
Fuck you then
Best bit comes at the end but whatever
Sorry that Celine Dion wasn't employed to make the filler of my life a little more interesting.
But guess that's the drawbacks of been real.
Please do show me how the story telling should actually be done?

kek

go on fagg...continue

Test

Ner I was board of typing anyway and I just lost what I had already type because I C+P Celine Dion.

Fine...
>Went back in
>They tried to fire me
>I said you can't fire me
>I quit
>The end

Depression and anxiety.
Took too many days off and basically said to the manager "I'm unreliable as fuck and don't wanna fuck you over any more than I already have".
That was like a year and a half ago.

You really need to read more, man. This harangue was painful to read. Even by Sup Forums greentext storytelling standards, this was subpar. I feel if you read literature from professionals, whether that literature is from an author writing a fictional tale or a reporter delivering the news, you would be a better writer.

>worked in shipping dept of major store
>manager some mexican guy
>has his niece and nephew working there
>niece in my area
>nephew does some other shit but we're cool
>the girl is constantly chatting me up (she wanted the d)
>ended up being bros with dude
>smoked weed with him
>one day go to lunch same time as girl
>ask her if she wants to go with me
>by end of lunch we were making out
>end up dating and fucking so much
>mexican manager knew and started hating me
>his nephew got caught smoking weed (he was stupid tbh)
>he really fucking hated me then
>manager knew it was me involved
>one break i go with his niece (my gf) into car
>fuck in parking garage in my backseat
>like fucking 10 mins late
>both of us disheveled looking and sweaty
>he gives me some bs warning about wasting company time (it was dead)
>keep fucking her on breaks and then eat after
>one day email comes in that people are going to get fired in depts
>guess who gets fired?
>me
>other manager in area was kinda like wtf
>because I was actually one of the most knowledgeable persons
>never got a legit reason other than i annoyed mexican manager
>still kept fucking her for months
>went to her family bbq
>shook my old mexican managers hand
>gives me the biggest hate glare

I applied for a rival store and got a slightly better job in shipping within 3 weeks. Still going strong with her

I mean this is where you fucking lost it and it was very early on. Read this. I know in your head this is a good story, but for someone who is coming into this blank, do you really feel this shit-tier level of storytelling compells readers to go on, that you've made them hungry for more and they need the rest of your story to satiate their appetite? Or that this instead repells your readers as it sounds longwinded, boring, and even losing direction?

>>Didn't want to sleep
>>As soon as you sleep
>>You wake up and it's morning
>>Set off to work
>>Still drunk
>>Still stressed
>>Still angry
>>Same traffic jam as the day before
>>This time I am actually late
>>Around 30 min late
>>Both the manager
>>Expected

Read the full dark tower series
a few terry pratchet disc worlds
a handful of auto biographies (I am Ozzy is good)
And the diary of Adrian Mole

I am also the author of a few green texts that unfortunately died with my HD.
Main ones to note are:
Me fucking an escort and ending up in a naked fight with her pimp
And
The 4 day weekend I descended into madness when I took too much speed which is to this date and will forever remain unfinished.

Only difference been this is the first time I've tried to type it as I post it.

I also note your excellent contribution to the thread faggot.

>doing stupid construction work because student / summer break for some time work company
>in this job we build a car sales building from aluminium plates which are stacked together
>others measure and saw it, i carry it and help to put / hold it in place
>we had this vehicle which could lift two to three workers onto the roof
>at some point my foreworker pressures me into operating it to carry shit upwards
>i don't know what the fuck i'm doing, i even told him so
>at some point i press the wrong button and i put a dent into the front wall of the building
>since it was a stacked construction two walls worth of a week of work had to be removed again
>boss is reasonably pissed but can't do anything because technically i wasn't allowed to operate the lift
>someone else takes the blame, i get sent home
>a truck crashes into another truck as i cross a zebra crossing while i go home

Yea, I thought that was pretty good for on the fly TBH.
Anyway, what's done is done.
The story is done now.
Maybe I will pre type a better version one day when I'm bored...
Who gives a shit?
Not me.
Very sorry on this occasion I mashed my keyboard in the wrong order and couldn't captivate my 12 yo audience with RL events.

>worked at a grocery store
>manager was a ass made robots and low life people push carts
>i pushed carts i enjoyed it better than bagging people;s stuff
>i got a better job
>i need to find another job as i got into a car accident three years ago in a wheelchair now the place isn't hiring

Holy shit you are so fucking salty. Accept the criticism you narcissistic prick.

>Worked for Lenscrafters as a lab manager, making glasses.
>Job itself wasn't so horrible but it's retail so constantly understaffed and hard to keep employees with shit retail pay.
>Always overworked and underpaid.
>Store manager and her best friend asst. manager both the biggest vile cunts in the world, awful people. Mean, undermining, abusive.
>After about 6 months I hate the job, looking for any way to get out of it.
>Legit have a bad knee, gets worse as I work there.
>Manage to manipulate doctors, Lenscrafters HR to get on full disability.
>Use the disability time to look for another job.
>Manager keeps asking when I'll be coming back, still collecting monthly store bonus checks.
>Email her on day when disability runs out that I won't be coming back,good luck finding someone else.
>MFW

Fuck you!Fuck you!Fuck you!Fuck you!Fuck you!
My suicidal mate just rang, haven't seen him all year but now I get to go babysit him at 2.30am
did i mention fuck you

>got very high paying job straight out of college in 2011 in the fracking field of PA
>price of natural gas began to crash
>project's over guys, thanks for your help

Made enough that year to take the whole next summer off and pretty much take a vacation until it was time to face reality again. Have been at a classic 9-5 desk job since 2012. Some days hate it, some days appreciate it. Meh.

hgonestly mate FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck YOU
I'm at rage stations again and I have to go a entertain a drunk. I'm an alcy but his gonna be drunk and loud and do my head in the moment I w3alk through the door

KEK! This guy:
isn't even me:
but holy shit he is spot on and your rage here only underscores that.

wish me luck Sup Forums fags
I might be able to get him to go to bed before he consumes my entire night.

>Summer job before College
>Not even busy
>Ringing up some chill woman
>Forgot to give her reward points
>Manager witnesses
>Tell woman to call number on receipt
>Manager says "No user redo the order"
>Starts to redo order
>It quickly gets complicated and manager is irritated
>user I'm very upset with you
>"K. Cool."
>What did you say?
>"K. Cool"
>Other manager comes and talks to me
>Tries to fire me, but Im a good employee and everyone loves me
>I walk in next week and say Im not coming back.

No. Fuck you. You're a little beta bitch and I hope you slam into the back of a cop car tonight, assfuck.

Fuck you dick head.
I don't even understand your post
but fuck you
The idiot is ringing me now

Your shitty friends and your shitty life is your problem, m8. I'm here to laugh at your peril now, not "wish you luck," because you decided to be a little bitch. Now go fuck off already.

Was quitting necessary though? Just say no and keep your job.

haha... I'm walking there
Now go fuck yourself

Last job I had I was laid off from. We were completing work orders faster than we could get new jobs in; so we ran out of work and I was laid off with about 30-40 other guys.

Quit mid-day. Told supervisor I quit, he told me to think about it, but I took all my shit and told the boss the next day.

>work is going great
>been there for a little over three months
>super routine job, same task every day, same schedule every week
>paid by the day, so if I finish early I can just go home
>boss doesn't care if I'm late, so long as I finish before 1AM
>usually rock up around 8PM
>$60 for 5 hours of work isn't bad
>start feeling my depression kick in harder than usual
>go to my psych and tell him, so he switches my medication to a different one
>start getting paranoid as fuck
>so bad I can't leave my bedroom out of sheer terror
>piss myself instead of going to the bathroom five feet outside my bedroom door
>call my boss and tell him I can't come in for a few days because of medication switch
>boss says "ok"
>fired three days later over the phone for being "unreliable"
>mfw I hadn't called in sick/missed my 1AM deadline in the entire time I'd been working there
>mfw this is the sixth job I"ve lost due to my depression
>mfw I finally come to understand why people with severe depression get government handouts because they can't hold down jobs very easily

Fuck you too


Ner I love all on Sup Forums and that's why I don't wanna leave.
But also
Fuck you!

...

Worst part is the cunt is too tight to even go get some whores FML

>you can't fire me, I quit meme

People who get fired get severance packages. People who quit get nothing.

Except other jobs.....
Check mate
Fuck you
And yes I'm turning the comp off because even tho you can't find me I still don't trust you fucks
by bye now
hopefully cya soon

More from depression guy.

>get job as a university-level English tutor
>$20 an hour online or in person
>loving the job, loving the people
>fast forward six months later
>drunk ex-girlfriend throws a punch at me in a bar
>take the hit, pay my tab and leave
>get a call the next day from my college's HR department
>"You've been trespassed for assaulting a person at X bar last night pending an investigation"
>r u srs face
>get a call from my employer the day after
>"your name popped up on a Google search saying you had been trespassed, so we have to fire you. It doesn't look good if a client Googles you and finds you connected to our company."
>wat
>three days later investigation is finished, she's expelled and my trespass is reversed
>employer won't rehire me because website's archive shows that I was trespassed for five days