Stuck at the airport. Flight delayed for several hours. Dubs decides, nothing blatantly illegal...

Stuck at the airport. Flight delayed for several hours. Dubs decides, nothing blatantly illegal, or something that would prevent me getting on my flight.

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buy a rug or something, go to a crowded area, place rug on floor get on rug and start saying allah akbar

I'm in an airport not a fucking bazaar, dipshit. Where the fuck would I get a rug?

buy a rug or something, go to a crowded area, place rug on floor get on rug and start saying allah akbar

Jesus how common do you guys think rugs are? Do you guys live in some sort of anal-stan where they sell rugs at convenience stores?

Go to one of those massage places in airport and ask for a happy ending.

Well this one is actually doable, but you didn't get dubs. Sorry.

buy a rug or something, go to a crowded area, place rug on floor get on rug and start saying allah akbar

buy a rug or something, go to a crowded area, place rug on floor get on rug and start saying allah akbar

Make weird eye contact with everyone that passes by

go to the bar and spend 50 bucks on overly expensive beers and then go outside to the smoking area and steal a smoke off someone and make a friend and then bullshit about shit until you find someone who has xanax and then your good to go, your flight will fly by and youll be there before you know it

Who sits at an airport thinking: "oh man you know what I could use for this flight, a rug"

It's the physical embodiment of hearth and fucking home, the opposite of travel.

go in the bathroom and go into a random stall (when people are in there) and just scream like goku powering up and then wait like 4 seconds in the stall and then walk out looking complete content

walk up to someone and ask if you may lick their cheek and if they say no tell them to love their savior jesus

WINRAR

Welp fuck here we go.

you won't do it pussy

I'm going to the other side of the airport, I don't want to be seen by this person again.

I think I'm going to pick someone who doesn't look like they speak english.

I wish you could record it or something, we will never have proof but I believe! also im the one who won rofl who knows maybe youll end up with a girlfriend for a couple hours LOL

OK I've got a target, kind of obese Chinese guy, so I don't think I'll get a sexual harassment charge.

perfect choice!

That was super awkward. Here's a green text for how it went down.

>See target, mildly obese Chinese guy in a Thor shirt
hope he doesn't speak English half racist-ly
"So could I lick you cheek real quick."
Say it as casually as possible, really banking on the whole miscommunication thing
"What?"
Shit.
"I wondering if I could lick your cheek, hypothetically."
Really I just pretty much chocked on that last line.
Guy stares at me like the "suspicious behavior" he was supposed to report.
Really long silence
"No"
"Well merry Christmas and love your savior Jesus"
I tried passing it off as a holiday cheer thing
I don't think I did.
Just walked away.


I really hope he didn't report me.

Shit mobile doesn't green text like it used to, oh well you get the gist.

Was there anyone else around?

LMFAO that's amazing OP wasn't a fag today (hopefully)

Thanks, OP.

I waited for a moment when there were relatively few. There was one guy in a blue shirt who I think heard the conversation, but decided not to get involved.

I took a picture before I did it, didn't get it uploaded because of the file size limit, but then I found a compression program for Android

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