ITT: Poorly describe a video game using greentext, other anons guess

ITT: Poorly describe a video game using greentext, other anons guess

>los santos

gta V: electric boogaloo

>bisexual protaginist
>has future tech
>new game coming out soon
>fucking weird ass elephant things in it
>blue people
>worst character creation i have ever seen

>a barbershop quartet sings a song of old accompanied by soothing jazz
>they are all dressed similarly
>they share a common goal and passion, the details of which are explained in song
>the heart of the song comes from their inability to realize and make use of their full potential as individuals

(This is a video, not a video game)

>bunch of guys with guns
>another bunch of guys with guns
>bunches of guys have to buy own guns
>one bunch is trying to blow shit up

FFXV?

cs:go

Miss me with tahat gay ass anime shit nigger

WOLVES

>rabbit
>dog
>solve shit
>ttg

Sam & Max

gg

>get to work
>doing your job minding your own business
>shit gets fucked up
>fighting aliens and the fucking military

>spehs aliens took er jobs on earth
>a brave culinary wizard saves the day
>a wedding ring

half-life

Could be rainbow six seige too

Fifa 2016?

>ayylmaos moving step by step
>laser cannon
>looping 4 note chiptune

>everything's cool, you're just falling
>you start to move back and forth
>hit ththe ground
>things start to fall on you

space invaders?

Mass Effect

Tetris

there's elephants in mass effect cool

Tetris

>blue racecar
>collect yellow flags
>avoid red racecars

>Space marines
>Fight some Ayylmaos
>Blow up giant space donut
>Also fight space zombies
>Have a sexy blue girlfriend.

>First one was good
>Second one was shit
>Third had an annoying tranny and a fag
>Spastics explode shit

BOW CHICKA WOWWOW THIS FUCKBOIIIIIIII GOT IT HMMHMHMHMMHHMH MASS EFFECT ASSARI TITTIES

mass effect again

>jump

Mass effect for kids

Incorrect.

>roll
>swing
>roll
>block
>flask
>repeat

>enemy spams siege weapons
>army of catapults
>"gold stocks too low, sire"

Pong?

easy mode.
Dark Souls.

Stronghold?

winrar

>start out at work
>go hunting

Halo you drop kick

Halo, from user who guessed Mass Effect

Bingo! And I made it easy, tbh.

Halo stopped being halo after 4

Yep

>trench
>pew pew

Fucking ez mode faggots you dont get this youre fucking gay

good job, it was ez.

have some animu boobies

>One man Army, Noobtube, campers.
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT ANYTHING AFTER REACH

>t. massive halo nerd

>farmer
>collect eggs
>speccy game

Verdun?

Mass errect

Gay ass stargay valley

>anuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Halo

The giant donut gave it away

Or GTA: San Andreas AKA Nigger Tamogotchi

Close

What about halo wars? That came out before reach if I recall

>bubblegum
>ass

>God teir soundtrack
>Circles appear
>They move towards you
>5 colors

halo wars 2 coming out soon i think

Battlefield 1 I suppose?

Halo Wars was pretty acceptable. They did the best they could with an RTS on a Console and it came out fine.
I was a massive nerd for the story, even read the books.
It looks pretty decent, imho

Anything better than 5

Gonna be another shit show I'm guessing

>yell at people and they die

Yes

Skyrim

>agent
>elevator
>shoot at fedora dudes

Feg

good done

Duke Nukem

I could take a shit and it'd be better than 5.
4 was Alright, but the storyline ends there for me.

Dragon Age?

>daddy doesn't love me
>daddy goes missing
>become pro athlete
>daddy's best friend gets me sucked to another world
>its the future

>Own a spaceship
>Some spaceships have names like snakes
>Fly around and shoot at shit
>Or trade
>or mine

>play as furfag
>Cold war

Yes, Have a Sandal

Ffx

>animal
>speed

yep

>start game
>realize it's only half a game
>buy dlc
>still not full game
>buy more dlc
>repeat
>?????
>game still sucks

FFX, or Final Fantasy: The one with the cringey laugh scene.

Is it an App?

sanic

>Kid's birthday parties and shit
>The most overdone Let's Play vid
>Completely unpredictable

Anything from Bethesda?

Destiny?

Literally all of the Civ games.

haven't seen this shit in a while

>children scream and cry if you have an opposing opinion on it

>hot wheels looking cars
>kick balls around
>get yelled at for not doing ur work right

Those spoilers though :^)

CS

San Andreas?

There's a Sup Forums video game now?

>Stealy wheely automobiley

No

Fallout 3?

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