If you were a woman (still have your male brain), and woke up as a pornstar (you can look however you want...

If you were a woman (still have your male brain), and woke up as a pornstar (you can look however you want, within reason), what kinda porn would you make? There's gotta be some porn out there you can't find, that you would love to see.

i wouldn't make porn i would just suck and fuck a shitload of dick

Not even home made amateur porn? Why would you be so shy?

i wouldn't be shy, i just wouldn't bother putting my shamefully slutty deviant sexual escapades on film

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I would only do the fucking machines because that looks fun.

Oh and I would be a 5'4 Korean Kpop looking girl with a nice ass and solid C cup tits

What would your name be?

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yes thatd include a lot of incest rp (NO NBR)

Ima go with Rose Park (pic related)

I'll also add sex but only with white guys. There isn't enough kpop lookalike porn

Holy shit, fuck me please. I wanna only fuck asian women.

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Yes, all of that at once. The video would be a few hours long, and it would contain pretty much all my fetishes.

I'm a sick fucker. I don't care. I'd do it now, but I don't look good enough to do the whole "hormone replacement" thing, let alone going the extra mile for breast implants, so daydreaming will have to do.

There isn't enough kpop looking girl porn... hell there isn't any other than that limp dick guy with the hidden camera on xhamster but it's shit.

I would have some guy just beat the everliving shout out of me, then fuck me as I struggle writhing in pain.

Any idea where I can find some hardcore abuse porn like that?

Why don't you think you look good enough for it? A lot of guys pull it off just fine, and look better than regular women sometimes.

You pretty much listed most of my fetishes (save for the adult-baby, not sure what that is exactly) I wouldn't even tell most people, so for fuck's sake, get on it, and make that video.

Fuck, what is it about women that look like this? They look so good.

I look like the bastard offspring of Billy Mays and the Staypuff Marshmallow man with shittier facial hair. Believe me, no one wants to see me naked, and even fewer want to see me in drag.

As for adult-baby, pic related.

So, fat and dark hair, kinda darkish (think it's called olive) skin, but still white?

Goddamit, user. Just lose the weight, shave your body hair off, get on those hormones, and I'm sure you'd look great.


In regards to the adult baby stuff, would you rather be the adult or baby? I could be the adult, if you are that cute girl you have it in you to be.

Actually I'm so damned pale you can see my veins through my skin.

I've also got scars all over my body from some kinda fucked up skin condition that's been plaguing me since I've been, like... 10.

As for the weight, I actually did lose it once. Went from 300 to 175. And I looked terrible at both ends.

Trust me, you're better off finding someone else about this.

Also

>I wouldn't even tell most people

I'm on Sup Forums. More specifically, Sup Forums. NO ONE knows who anyone is here, and beyond that, NO ONE cares. Hell, I doubt more than five people are even reading this right now.

Damn, I am really interested to see what you look like, not even talking about a face pic, though you did admit only 5 people were reading this maybe, so what's the harm?

I just really like the way you described the fantasy. You sound a lot like me, like you could do it, but your physicality is holding you back, that's the only thing, right?

Nah, it's also medical stuff. That and also social morays and whatnot. I like who and what I am well enough, I don't feel like warping my body and mind just for fetishes and sexual gratification. The fantasies are nice, but I've already got a life that, while not necessarily the most worthwhile to live, is decent enough that I don't feel like throwing it into another episode of turmoil just to make getting off a bit more entertaining. I just got done with spending two and a half years going in and out of the hospital for cancer treatments and surgery complications, I don't feel like subjecting myself to even MORE hospital tomfoolery for just this, y'know?

Sorry user, but you're barking up the wrong tree on this one. It's a nice thought and fantasy, but that's all it is to me. Fantasy. That's where it belongs, and that's where it stays.

Would I LIKE it? Sure. But there's a lot of things I'd like that aren't really good for me. I'd like a lamborghini, but once I get it, insurance, gas prices and maintenance are going to bankrupt me in less than two months. Difference is, I can sell a lamborghini. If it turns out the life of a shemale pornstar isn't all it's cracked up to be, I'd be kinda fucked. And... not in the good way.

So again. Sorry, user. I'm not the one you're looking for.

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>in a pool of minnows

I hear you there.

Feel free (please) to get more into your fantasies though. At least we can share those.
You listed watersports I think, and foot stuff. What about that exactly do you like?

Masturbating while pissing on carpets and furniture. There's not nearly enough of that out there.