Anons poorly describe games and others guess part 2

Anons poorly describe games and others guess part 2

You run around collecting souls and killing stuff and dying and leveling up

Overwatch

Demon/Dark Souls.

airdrop by humvee
collect deck of cards
boom on demand

big anime robots blow up the world and a guy is a snake

You ride a bike...in a straight line

paper boy

Aunt stole it, Kill everyone to get it back

correct

kek

>That one rolling game

metal gear

GTA V

Toxic 11 year olds

>The reason you will never pre-order a game again
Right user?

>Dinos
>Naked men running everywhere
>Minecraft not Minecraft
>Poo a lot

Nope

nope

>cousin dies
>revenge
>big city
>kill old man
>kill US soldier
>save sis

You murder random people for no reason. Chicken man tells you riddles. You were in a coma most of the time. You kill mafia boss then get arrested

HARD MODE
>you fight a lot of guys
>some nigger gets nigged
>it's your fault for some reason

Ark?

Ark: Survival Evolved

>looking for friend
>fall into hole
>all around me are familiar faces
>spook moon

Mercenaries

Majora's mask

Major's Mask

No Man's Sky

Yes, stop preordering games.

Correct

>?
>Doesn't know it's Ark.

Home
Or atleast it was before I fucked everything up.

Sonic?

No one wants to guess?

>Dad likes to party
>Empty sky
>Verbal abusive father
>Destroy the whole earth

Katamari Damacy

You escort a lethargic robot to different locations while collecting valuables and fending off large predators on their home turf.

I'm still trying to figure it out

>Great game!
>Oh... It got sold
>They're selling this shit?
>Shit game!

Winrar

Here's a hint: > always in phone

dishonored 2

* >always in phone

>Walk or run
>Randomly generated textures and music
>Grey fucker w/ hat

Godamnit greentext already

a game with lizards in it. there's suddenly snow. people talk too long. archery is the only cool part. my friend told me he was three hitting dragons with magic, and then i tried magic, and it fucking sucked.

No fuckin clue

>Story isn't finished, devs still working on it
>Only comes out with new story update once a year
>Grind for shit while you wait.
>Get op as fuck and wreck the new chapter
>Repeat.

skyrim?

>Story makes less sense with each game

Winrar

Fine here's the last hint: >hackerman man

Metal gear

>queue
>fuck never lucky
>queue

Ass effect?

>Hates dad!
>Get sucked up into giant anus, spit out in another strange world.
>Meet new friends.
>Kill big bad.
>Jump dramaticly off airship.
>Dad's cool now; high five!

Guessing it's watch dogs but I never played it

>you are science man
>fuck up experiment
>o shit weird aliens
>get apprehended
>escape and find portal to alien planet
>kill giant baby

>Dropped into a new world
>Surrounded by ocean
>Only other human just wanders around aimlessly, getting slapped around by Jell-O
>The ground is infected
>Contain the infection
>Now it's infected with rainbows
>Die eventually

Player's prototype vehicle gets found twice by random normies, despite being hidden with extreme care because it's one of the most powerful weapons in thee world.

Assassins Creed

Oh okay. Also correct

The Binding of Isaac

Half-Life

dota 2

>WWII but with heavy metal

>cut it off
>put it back on in a different place

we are describing games, not 4chin
gj otherwise though user

Wolfenstien

you spawn in a bunker with some fat fuck looking at you everyone speaks ukrainian

Yep

>most toxic protagonist in gaming history

>cheeki breeki

>ghosts in a tunnel
>monsters in a tunnel
>psychic visions in a tunnel
>nazi-commie war in a tunnel
>alien monsters want people out of tunnel

No.

>The Blackest kid ever runs around getting stabbed by giant spiders

yes

metro

> Get blown up
> Survive
> Some AI tells you to follow an inept robot
> Kill every single person and animal along the way
> Find a town full of bums and thieves
> They're all good for some reason, they're different from other thieves
> ALL THE GUNS
> Find a key
> Kill a monstrous alien beast
> Profit

limbo

Fallout?

limbo

Climbing a mountain with 4 retards who dont speak English strapped to your back

yeeeeeah boi

Free Rider?

Dark Souls

>in prison
>king dude gets you out
>you have to stop demons coming from demon world
>do it, you become hero

metro

duh

>kill niggers
>kill spics
>kill chinks
>kill 1 white
>get executed

Borderlands.

New Doom

Borderlands?

>The dankest game you will ever play

>Also the worst lol

Hotline Miami

Halo

ethnic cleansing

Borderlands 2 specifically, but yeah

> Your homeworld is not your homeworld
> some fucking stone tells you to go find your homeworld
> you fuck off to find your homeworld while some fuckers fuck your current homeworld
> you fuck the fuckers back who fucked your current homeworld
> and some other fuckers
> you reach your old homeworld after a major fucking, somehow pretty much wiping out an stellar imperium into insignificance just by liberating ONE fucking planet
> oh, and there's chanting about meat

Yeh