Itt we describe games badly

Itt we describe games badly
> epic story of diplomatic machinations which lead to terrible crime
> one brave man related to bruce lee himself can save us
> also dead body

iis it roblox?

No, fuck you

nu fik yu

Don't be rude.

No way, dude.

Yes way, ma'am

shet

You look like your mother's child

no you

Don't hurt me like that!

tumme

Oh no, you didn't!

i deed

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WHY DID YOU FAKE YOUR ORGASMS!?

cuz

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>Schizo in the woods surrounded by talking animals
>buy house and spend rest of life paying off debt to Jewish raccoon with fruit

Fuck you, you're not part of this!

animul motocrossing????

Isn't it past your bedtime?

Yup

Sleep is for the week!

Hong Kong 97

Yes.

>guy going through a midlife crisis gets pissed off by his fatty child and teams up with a nigger and redneck to steal some shit

>Get amnesia
>Run a farm for a weird chick
>Go into caves and fight monsters

gta 4

>be me
>Dracojesus
>Coming back to world to retake my rightfull heritage
>Tfw best friend becomes traitor faggot
>Tfw screaming retard defeats me

Beat the ever loving shit out of every zany character and kill them out of existence

>about to be killed by some faggots
>giant flying lizard shows up and you escape
>find out you're lizardkin and must stop your family from killing everyone
>spend whole game getting sidetracked doing stuff to help other people and joining a bunch of school clubs

>Be cucked manlet
>Beat up a bunch of mushrooms and turtles to so can make it to the pretty blonde and steal her from her monkey boyfriend

>some dudes fight each other using their allowance money to buy weapons
>can color your weapons in ridiculous colors
>obviously pretending because they come back from pretending to die and they take turns playing roles

I think we all know what this one is...
skyrim btw