Be me

>be me
>Be 24
>Be active gymnast from age 3
>Go to college get degree
>Be Unable to support myself afterwards
>Have crippling debt

This is hypothetical, because I'm not looking to meet a guy thru Sup Forums but...

I am able to perform autocunnilingus, would you be willing to house and feed me until I can get on my feet if I was willing to let you watch me go to town on my own snootch every day? There would be no direct sexual contact between us, you can see other people, I can see other people... What would Sup Forums think of that arrangement?

We would like a picture with tits and a timestamp first, then you can continue.

depends on where you hail from.

Hang on
Norcal

Depends, what degree did you get?

Probably a picture of the actual autocunnilingus would be better, and with a timestamp

No. What's the difference between watching porn, for free, at that point? I'm sure some retard somewhere would take you up on something like that though.

I'd probs pay a bit to see that. And if have to be allowed to blow my load onto you when you did it. Like you wouldn't touch me, but my nut would land on you

kek i own a house and have several spare rooms, no way i'm letting a grill stay for free unless at least a bj a day is given.
if you want me to give you money that's a whole nother ball game.

I mean if taking her up on that makes me a retard then I'll be a retard any day of the fucking week

Send feet

only if I can suck my own dick adjacent to you as you eat your own pussy

>Go to college get degree

what did ya get a degree in?

Requirements fulfilled

Applied Arts BA

check this out ready
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UOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU TOOK MY NUMBER

Yeah, sorry... Ironically, no free lunch...

Gtfo

>spending money housing and feeding someone to watch the equivalent of a live-action porn
Why? Why not find a chick you could actually fuck, and/or have a relationship with, to care for?

gtfo

Become a camwhore and have several people pay you for your talent instead of just one.

That's my thinking actually, which is why I decided to ask the question

Cause I already have one of those but she can't eat her own snatch

You can literally get laid for the same arrangement from a better looking person who isn't retarded. Let's be real here user, you don't have the money you just wanna see quick tits on Sup Forums and are just roleplaying

Christ, you will never find a real job and get on your feet with that joke of a "degree". Enjoy being homeless and in debt.

Yeah, but I'm not talking about being a prostitute, just willing to let you watch me in exchange for housing etc... Thin line... But... Not willing to do a cash based transaction, that'd be too far for me

Kek snootch

Can she eat her own snatch though

You can find one that can for free easily and you won't need her to mooch off you

See

Nothx
Not a problem for me
See

Try not to rage,
Try not to rage at this awful bait,
This is obviously bait,
Yeah that's right, no one this retarded actually exists,
Surely no one would offer this while at the same time respecting my intelligence

Nope, those are tits

Gtfo

Do you actually get off to eating yourself out?

okay, those are some nice tits, but might we be able to see the mounds of fat that reside on your chest, otherwise known as breasts? those with a timestamp would be much appreciated.

you'd be real lucky to find someone willing to risk taking you into their home just to WATCH.
what's the diff anyways you're still selling your body, might as well go all in.

It's a valid point
No... That's a step too far
I didn't ask for tits...
I am coming to that realisation
I respect your intelligence, not necessarily the intelligence of someone whom I actually hadnsuch an arrangement with... This is hypothetical... Calm down

Yes

Nothx

Semantics I suppose

Absolutely not, either put out or get a job cunt.

I have a two jobs, it's not enough, that's the problem

If we don't have a picture of you performing autocunnilingus with a timestamp then there is absolutely no reason to believe you and there's no point in even asking if someone can house you
Pay up or shut up

I'm not asking someone to house me, I'm trying to get a feel for if that is something an average guy would go for

How the fuck would you even pitch this idea to someone?
>Please let me stay at your place
>I'll let you watch me eat myself out
You must have a wild imagination if you could ever consider that being plausible.

Have you been on grinder?!

Good point but I think you mean tinder

I would have to say no

No, grinder, the shit guys say to each other is fucking crazy

Then start selling your cunt idiot, it's literally the only way.

There's no reason someone would ask this unless they were in this situation. No one in their right mind would just come up with this. This is happening to you. If I'm wrong and this really is just something you came up with somehow, I suggest you see a psychiatrist.

Just go to chaturbate and become a camgirl. You'll make bank.

I think you would have better luck advertising yourself as a dominatrix. Plenty of retards would be willing to do be a slave for any woman with decent looks.

There's your problem.

Fucking just webcam on MFC. Why are bitches so dumb?

the average guy is going to want sex. even if the guy agrees to just watch, he's probably going to pressure you for sex every single time you do it, and that's if you're lucky.
blue balls is real baby and 'just watching' while the pussy is within reach isn't something i think i personally am capable of.
it's why i never go to strip clubs.

Almost no guy would do that, maybe if you gave them in the least hand jobs or much more preferabley blow jobs but if it's just watching they might as well watch some porn.

I'm not supporting any cunt unless i can do with her as i please. Any other man who would is a damn fool.

if you went to college and actually graduated and now you have 2 jobs that cant support yuu, you obviously made some fucking terrible decisions in life and now you reap what you sow.

I don't think I could adequately fake liking dick
No it's really happening to me, but I'm not moving, nor would I trust someone from Sup Forums to not lampshade me... So... I would use other channels to actually amke it happen.

Good point

There are plenty of places to stay without having to do that. If you don't mind people watching just sell that on the internet

If you are not at least a 8/10 then fuck right off. Otherwise yes, this could be arranged. But we would end up fucking eventually because I'm no ugly beta faggot. You'd want me eventually.

Yeah, I don't see it happening, unless you can cook meals, clean, etc. as well.

Okay, so why I'm getting is that it would be a hard sell

Just post pics already you're a chick on Sup Forums

If you share a bed with me and let me snuggle up to you at night you can do whatever you want to your snatch.
You can even have clothes on idgaf.

.....
I would rather just shag you and watch anime in bed together, that would be a 10/10 experience for me.
Watching you do that would weird me out, the first few times would be hot but then I'd just be like that is bad for your neck Jesus.

If OP likes rape then yes, good idea. Looky and no touchy in the comfort of your own home might work once, but you can't expect a guy to just sit there and watch. I don't know if you've ever been with one or know any but that's how they work lol. The stripclub thing mentioned in other posts is no comparison :i mean, the guy would be in his own house, relaxed, no other peiple around, no bouncers..
U might as well offer regular fucking for a roof over your head cause that is what you're gonna get with this weird arrangement anyways haha

Well applied arts was a dumb degree, and I live in a very expensive city... So... Yeah... There is that

I'd like to avoid that

Except I'm not into guys... Come on... Clue in... I eat my own snootch

>I am able to perform autocunnilingus
Prove it

Were not talking about things you like were talking about making some motherfucking money.

Seriously, why?

Just tell me why.

Also, can you draw well?

SERIOUSLY YOU ASS

This
Must be your first day on 4chin

become and olympic tumbler

>Except I'm not into guys... Come on... Clue in... I eat my own snootch

Fucking really though? I'd suck my own dick if I could but I'm not into guys, Clue in. Fucking millennial's think everything is about you and your bullshit and you can't see past it.

I'll send 100 bucks over PayPal if you post autocuninligus pic with time stamp

Don't fucking even, you're just giving her what she wants
If she really can then she should fucking be able to post a pic for free or shut up

...

Room and board is something of value. It's not different from money.

yeah fuck that bitch give that money to me

>Fucking millennial's think everything is about you and your bullshit and you can't see past it.
/thread

Every single one of you new fags forgot the one golden fucking rule. Stop replying to this bullshit unless you are conveying this message.

>Tits or GTFO!!!

I do that kind of thing for myself anyhow... As long as you're as clean as me and do dishes when I cook I don't see a problem

As long as you aren't gross, I don't mind cuddling non-sexually

More stress on the back than the neck

Good advice

I wanted to work In Decorative design

Past my prime, no longer good enough to make Olympic team, and being an alternate sucked balls

You might have a point, but your point is besides the point

true. the bitch is trying to fool herself so she can pretend like that it's somehow more dignified than accepting cash.

So can you draw or not.

I mean like really draw, no stick figures out some dumb shit like that.

>do dishes when i cook
not if you're living for free you cunt!

...

No, if it comes to it I would do cams

Haha no

It is and it isn't... Call it semantics I know it is hypocrisy, oh well

Already posted tits, with timestamp even

Yup that's about the gist

Yes I can draw...

That is just common courtesy... I always do dishes when someone else cooks... It's civilized society

Already posted tits, so STFU

No, you didn't, someone posted a snapchat screenshot but that aint a timestamp and it aint proof.

Females don't exist on the internet, you lose.

>The game

Stop ignoring Post proof

it's only common courtesy amongst equals...you're a live-in maid, cooking AND cleaning is your responsibility.

Yes I did, see and stfu alreadt

Bitch if you're living in my house for free you better be doing the dishes. This isnt a relationship. Get to washing prostitute.

I'll give you like $10 if you let me watch you take a shit

Yeah slurping your gash in exchange for a place to stay is really fucking civilized right? Do the dishes.

No
No, autocunnilingus is my responsibility in this scenario, the rest are perks of not living with a slob

I doubt you are OP but people still have a right to say "Tits or GTFO" until you provide a timestamp.

Tits or GTFO!

>time stamped