>be me >Be 24 >Be active gymnast from age 3 >Go to college get degree >Be Unable to support myself afterwards >Have crippling debt
This is hypothetical, because I'm not looking to meet a guy thru Sup Forums but...
I am able to perform autocunnilingus, would you be willing to house and feed me until I can get on my feet if I was willing to let you watch me go to town on my own snootch every day? There would be no direct sexual contact between us, you can see other people, I can see other people... What would Sup Forums think of that arrangement?
Adrian Cox
We would like a picture with tits and a timestamp first, then you can continue.
Connor Edwards
depends on where you hail from.
Owen Kelly
Hang on Norcal
Jordan Brown
Depends, what degree did you get?
Noah Myers
Probably a picture of the actual autocunnilingus would be better, and with a timestamp
Luke Mitchell
No. What's the difference between watching porn, for free, at that point? I'm sure some retard somewhere would take you up on something like that though.
Benjamin Harris
I'd probs pay a bit to see that. And if have to be allowed to blow my load onto you when you did it. Like you wouldn't touch me, but my nut would land on you
Ethan Taylor
kek i own a house and have several spare rooms, no way i'm letting a grill stay for free unless at least a bj a day is given. if you want me to give you money that's a whole nother ball game.
Hunter Cruz
I mean if taking her up on that makes me a retard then I'll be a retard any day of the fucking week
Connor Anderson
Send feet
Carson Diaz
only if I can suck my own dick adjacent to you as you eat your own pussy
Cooper Gomez
>Go to college get degree
what did ya get a degree in?
Joshua Gutierrez
Requirements fulfilled
Aaron Clark
Applied Arts BA
Hudson Long
check this out ready 715652425
Hudson Baker
UOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU TOOK MY NUMBER
Benjamin Robinson
Yeah, sorry... Ironically, no free lunch...
Isaac Wilson
Gtfo
Bentley Edwards
>spending money housing and feeding someone to watch the equivalent of a live-action porn Why? Why not find a chick you could actually fuck, and/or have a relationship with, to care for?
Jordan Hall
gtfo
Jackson Sanchez
Become a camwhore and have several people pay you for your talent instead of just one.
Zachary Murphy
That's my thinking actually, which is why I decided to ask the question
Levi Garcia
Cause I already have one of those but she can't eat her own snatch
Thomas Murphy
You can literally get laid for the same arrangement from a better looking person who isn't retarded. Let's be real here user, you don't have the money you just wanna see quick tits on Sup Forums and are just roleplaying
Jace Ramirez
Christ, you will never find a real job and get on your feet with that joke of a "degree". Enjoy being homeless and in debt.
Logan Ramirez
Yeah, but I'm not talking about being a prostitute, just willing to let you watch me in exchange for housing etc... Thin line... But... Not willing to do a cash based transaction, that'd be too far for me
Bentley Thomas
Kek snootch
Brandon Sanders
Can she eat her own snatch though
Landon Mitchell
You can find one that can for free easily and you won't need her to mooch off you
Easton Young
See
Thomas Sullivan
Nothx Not a problem for me See
Luis Cooper
Try not to rage, Try not to rage at this awful bait, This is obviously bait, Yeah that's right, no one this retarded actually exists, Surely no one would offer this while at the same time respecting my intelligence
Benjamin Gray
Nope, those are tits
John White
Gtfo
Brandon Gray
Do you actually get off to eating yourself out?
Nathaniel Lewis
okay, those are some nice tits, but might we be able to see the mounds of fat that reside on your chest, otherwise known as breasts? those with a timestamp would be much appreciated.
Jaxon Davis
you'd be real lucky to find someone willing to risk taking you into their home just to WATCH. what's the diff anyways you're still selling your body, might as well go all in.
Hudson Perez
It's a valid point No... That's a step too far I didn't ask for tits... I am coming to that realisation I respect your intelligence, not necessarily the intelligence of someone whom I actually hadnsuch an arrangement with... This is hypothetical... Calm down
Yes
Nothx
Semantics I suppose
Cooper Johnson
Absolutely not, either put out or get a job cunt.
Evan Powell
I have a two jobs, it's not enough, that's the problem
William Lee
If we don't have a picture of you performing autocunnilingus with a timestamp then there is absolutely no reason to believe you and there's no point in even asking if someone can house you Pay up or shut up
Carson Taylor
I'm not asking someone to house me, I'm trying to get a feel for if that is something an average guy would go for
Noah Clark
How the fuck would you even pitch this idea to someone? >Please let me stay at your place >I'll let you watch me eat myself out You must have a wild imagination if you could ever consider that being plausible.
Bentley Wilson
Have you been on grinder?!
Asher Phillips
Good point but I think you mean tinder
Carson Morales
I would have to say no
Parker Davis
No, grinder, the shit guys say to each other is fucking crazy
Samuel Ross
Then start selling your cunt idiot, it's literally the only way.
Adam Fisher
There's no reason someone would ask this unless they were in this situation. No one in their right mind would just come up with this. This is happening to you. If I'm wrong and this really is just something you came up with somehow, I suggest you see a psychiatrist.
Cooper Kelly
Just go to chaturbate and become a camgirl. You'll make bank.
Grayson Scott
I think you would have better luck advertising yourself as a dominatrix. Plenty of retards would be willing to do be a slave for any woman with decent looks.
Wyatt Bennett
There's your problem.
Kayden Wright
Fucking just webcam on MFC. Why are bitches so dumb?
Brayden Evans
the average guy is going to want sex. even if the guy agrees to just watch, he's probably going to pressure you for sex every single time you do it, and that's if you're lucky. blue balls is real baby and 'just watching' while the pussy is within reach isn't something i think i personally am capable of. it's why i never go to strip clubs.
Matthew Baker
Almost no guy would do that, maybe if you gave them in the least hand jobs or much more preferabley blow jobs but if it's just watching they might as well watch some porn.
Jaxon Hall
I'm not supporting any cunt unless i can do with her as i please. Any other man who would is a damn fool.
Nolan Fisher
if you went to college and actually graduated and now you have 2 jobs that cant support yuu, you obviously made some fucking terrible decisions in life and now you reap what you sow.
Ayden Powell
I don't think I could adequately fake liking dick No it's really happening to me, but I'm not moving, nor would I trust someone from Sup Forums to not lampshade me... So... I would use other channels to actually amke it happen.
Good point
Michael Johnson
There are plenty of places to stay without having to do that. If you don't mind people watching just sell that on the internet
Eli Young
If you are not at least a 8/10 then fuck right off. Otherwise yes, this could be arranged. But we would end up fucking eventually because I'm no ugly beta faggot. You'd want me eventually.
Connor Wright
Yeah, I don't see it happening, unless you can cook meals, clean, etc. as well.
Colton Evans
Okay, so why I'm getting is that it would be a hard sell
Caleb Davis
Just post pics already you're a chick on Sup Forums
Adam Reyes
If you share a bed with me and let me snuggle up to you at night you can do whatever you want to your snatch. You can even have clothes on idgaf.
Adrian Gonzalez
..... I would rather just shag you and watch anime in bed together, that would be a 10/10 experience for me. Watching you do that would weird me out, the first few times would be hot but then I'd just be like that is bad for your neck Jesus.
David Hernandez
If OP likes rape then yes, good idea. Looky and no touchy in the comfort of your own home might work once, but you can't expect a guy to just sit there and watch. I don't know if you've ever been with one or know any but that's how they work lol. The stripclub thing mentioned in other posts is no comparison :i mean, the guy would be in his own house, relaxed, no other peiple around, no bouncers.. U might as well offer regular fucking for a roof over your head cause that is what you're gonna get with this weird arrangement anyways haha
Chase Morris
Well applied arts was a dumb degree, and I live in a very expensive city... So... Yeah... There is that
I'd like to avoid that
Except I'm not into guys... Come on... Clue in... I eat my own snootch
Hudson Stewart
>I am able to perform autocunnilingus Prove it
Bentley Stewart
Were not talking about things you like were talking about making some motherfucking money.
Juan Lopez
Seriously, why?
Just tell me why.
Also, can you draw well?
Ian Murphy
SERIOUSLY YOU ASS
Wyatt Peterson
This Must be your first day on 4chin
Josiah Turner
become and olympic tumbler
Charles Butler
>Except I'm not into guys... Come on... Clue in... I eat my own snootch
Fucking really though? I'd suck my own dick if I could but I'm not into guys, Clue in. Fucking millennial's think everything is about you and your bullshit and you can't see past it.
Angel Bell
I'll send 100 bucks over PayPal if you post autocuninligus pic with time stamp
Ryan Sanders
Don't fucking even, you're just giving her what she wants If she really can then she should fucking be able to post a pic for free or shut up
Nathaniel Anderson
...
Connor Sanders
Room and board is something of value. It's not different from money.
Jordan Cook
yeah fuck that bitch give that money to me
Brandon Rivera
>Fucking millennial's think everything is about you and your bullshit and you can't see past it. /thread
Anthony Perez
Every single one of you new fags forgot the one golden fucking rule. Stop replying to this bullshit unless you are conveying this message.
>Tits or GTFO!!!
Jason Murphy
I do that kind of thing for myself anyhow... As long as you're as clean as me and do dishes when I cook I don't see a problem
As long as you aren't gross, I don't mind cuddling non-sexually
More stress on the back than the neck
Good advice
I wanted to work In Decorative design
Past my prime, no longer good enough to make Olympic team, and being an alternate sucked balls
You might have a point, but your point is besides the point
Adrian Cooper
true. the bitch is trying to fool herself so she can pretend like that it's somehow more dignified than accepting cash.
Asher Wright
So can you draw or not.
I mean like really draw, no stick figures out some dumb shit like that.
Cooper Jones
>do dishes when i cook not if you're living for free you cunt!
Nolan Brooks
...
Grayson Scott
No, if it comes to it I would do cams
Haha no
It is and it isn't... Call it semantics I know it is hypocrisy, oh well
Already posted tits, with timestamp even
Yup that's about the gist
Yes I can draw...
That is just common courtesy... I always do dishes when someone else cooks... It's civilized society
Alexander Wright
Already posted tits, so STFU
Asher Richardson
No, you didn't, someone posted a snapchat screenshot but that aint a timestamp and it aint proof.
Ayden Clark
Females don't exist on the internet, you lose.
>The game
Jason Martin
Stop ignoring Post proof
Lincoln Russell
it's only common courtesy amongst equals...you're a live-in maid, cooking AND cleaning is your responsibility.
Ayden Howard
Yes I did, see and stfu alreadt
Ian Garcia
Bitch if you're living in my house for free you better be doing the dishes. This isnt a relationship. Get to washing prostitute.
Jose Edwards
I'll give you like $10 if you let me watch you take a shit
Wyatt Bennett
Yeah slurping your gash in exchange for a place to stay is really fucking civilized right? Do the dishes.
Elijah Reyes
No No, autocunnilingus is my responsibility in this scenario, the rest are perks of not living with a slob
Eli Wood
I doubt you are OP but people still have a right to say "Tits or GTFO" until you provide a timestamp.