PROS: The soundtrack The setting "Tell him, Steve-Dave." Slimy Jason Lee Joey Lauren Adams getting naked Asshole Ben Affleck Jay & Silent Bob are still funny
CONS: Stan Lee cameo Three-titted woman goes on way too long Jeremy London is terrible
It's the only studio film Kevin Smith has done that is actually any good.
Connor Martin
it's a schooner
Aiden Turner
Dogma - Clerks 2 are good. Chasing Amy is good too but I admit most of the comedy flatlines.
Jordan Long
This isn't a thread about Dogma, friend
Levi Wright
Do people hate it? It's alright, pretty enjoyable actually. Not nearly as bad as Dogma or Chasing Amy though; both horribly uncomfortable fedora-tipping movies.
Brayden Murphy
>three tittied woman nipples bro, this aint total recall. but i love this movie, probably the best jay and silent bob stuff in any of the movies. also, the stink palm
William Wilson
Agree with everything but the Stan Lee cameo.
Easton Jackson
>Dogma was bad guaranteedreplies.jpg
Christopher Brooks
You are half right, Dogma is the only other film he has made that was actually any good.
Benjamin Walker
you forgot based sven ole thornson and michael rooker
Jason Thomas
Dogma was edgy teenage shit.
Leo Ramirez
but Affleck and Damon and Rickman were amazing
Logan Nguyen
Rickman was amazing (rip), Affleck and Damon were good. It was still like a highschool student trying to be deep though, and just as painful as everything that entails.
Brody Reed
>A movie presenting Catholic ideas as fact >Made by a faithful Catholic >Mocks hypocrisy in the church leadership and absurdity of dogmatic practices like plenary indulgence while remaining reverent towards religion itself >Integrates aspects of Catholicism not widely known to the public to set up and drive the plot Edgy teenage shit indeed
Thomas Robinson
Exactly, well done proving my point.
Ian Cox
Gentlemen of Sup Forums, I give you: The failed Clerks TV show pilot:
>autist gets buttblasted by truth Not my fault you're inferior, now get over it.
Elijah Brown
>*autism intensifies*
Ayden Murphy
>admitting defeat When will you autists learn.
Andrew Ward
>I TRICKED YOU BY BEING TRICKED
ok sweetie
Christian Brown
11:20 is the only decent bit in this entire thing. That's some a-ok physical humor there.
Charles Long
I love the hell out of this movie. It's the film that made me a Smith fan for years.
Camden Taylor
>I admit defeat Of course you do. And run off back and hide in shame, like you always do.
Cuck.
Justin Kelly
I never did see Mallrats...is it pretty dated at this point?
Oliver Torres
I liked the shoplifter too >Cliff said if I brought the ice to his party I could stand outside and watch.
Robert Hughes
Mallrats is fantastic, anyone who believes otherwise is easily filtered.
Sebastian Rogers
The main character has a Sega Saturn.
That's all you really need to know in terms of datedness.
Jordan Wright
I'm not that guy, you're dealing with multiple condescentions at the moment.
Also pretending someone said something they clearly didn't say isn't doing you any favors, enjoy graduation
Christian Watson
>*delusion intensifies*
Jaxson Scott
>autismspeaks.org
Easton Murphy
HEY! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO RENT HERE ANYMORE!
Daniel Russell
I've already won, what are you even trying to prove? You're just proving to everyone else just what a sore loser you are.
Aaron Adams
YEAAHHHHHH
Lincoln Collins
I don't appreciate your ruse' ma'am
Dominic Scott
I've come across some pretty sad little trolls in my day but this is a whole new low
Adrian Rivera
>"I admit defeat" We know, now fuck off.
Ayden Scott
Remember what month it is
Connor Garcia
Who was in the wrong here?
Levi Gonzalez
Would any of you care for a delicious chocolate covered pretzel?
Levi Evans
He was.
If you wouldn't kiss a girl who's sucked 36 dicks then you have no taste.
Anthony Moore
Are you excited for your 13th birthday party, user?
John Reyes
She was wrong to act like she didn't have to disclose bjs in a conversation about how many sexual partners each of them had
He was wrong to flip shit about it
Luis Wood
>this is the best a redditor can do Yawn, just give up already, you're just embarrassing yourself even further.
Easton Hall
In a row?
Nathan Hernandez
Did you remember to invite all your friends to your 13th birthday party, user?
Blake Cox
Leave, Redditor. You've lost and you know it.
Luis Johnson
dog(ma) you got FUCKED
t. non-biased reader
William Rodriguez
i like mallrats. and dogma. and clerks.
kevin smith isnt a director i care about anymore and i think he's a pretty fucking lame beta fat manlet who shouldve groped the shit out of christina aguilera on SNL but didnt, but i can still appreciate his movies that came out when i was younger.
>even clerks TAS as horrible as that was
Brody Edwards
Are you looking forward to the Sadie Hawkins dance, user? It's the most exciting part of 8th grade, they say.
Jaxon Campbell
>you won I know I did. Redditors are always easily defeated.
Yawn, at least try.
James Davis
I tried watching Clerks TAS again recently and holy fuck it's so bad. I don't remember it being so bad.
Still got some good gags though
Angel Green
Oh user, just wait until you get your first period. It's an exciting time in a young girl's life!
Ryan Reyes
>this is a redditor trying his hardest Look at him and laugh, everyone.
Eli Richardson
yeah its pretty bad but i still think having the second episode be a clipshow is fucking genius
>hey, its ted danson
Owen Wright
>"You win, I lose, also I suck cocks" We know, user. We know.
Levi Sanders
>you win! I give up. Finally.
No need to thank me bros, just destroying plebbitors like always.
Jaxon Young
Clerks = Clerks 2 > Dogma > Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back = Mallrats > Chasing Amy
All of them are good.
Thomas Foster
Yeah that was pretty brilliant. Sucks that they aired out of order and ruined that gag
I think it was cancelled before week three though
Logan Torres
>I admit defeat, also I have HIV and a micropenis TMI user, thanks for conceding though