Poorly Describe Games

Poorly Describe Games
I'll go first
>"Press the X button to Jump and press it again to glide."

SPYRO MOTHERFUCKER

Spyro the dragon.
You suck

>You are trying to recover a family book from five assholes

"ah air... just use forward and left and right to manoeuvre around on the surface. Press jump to dive down for another swim about or go to the edge and press action to climb out... Right, now I better take off these wet clothes."

Seems like tomb raider

"Code red! Move! Move! Move!!"

>roll roll roll roll roll

Super monkey ball

Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage

FAIL.

>"We're just friends, But I'd fuck if you'd ask"

This is a quote. Not a description fuck face

2,000 hours in and I'm still trash at it

Half-demon Deadpool.

Fuck... Ether tf2 or wow

Dark Souls?

Seriously negroid ?

sly pooper

Sly nigger

Hunter is not in Spyro the Dragon. He's in Spyro 2 and almost every game after.

I'll give a hint. This game got remade and this series came back from a 8 year wait

Dark souls

Nice

Life?

A guy named Jim humps monsters to death for experience.

You try to save the girl, but it turns out you were the bad guy all along.

Knights of the Old Republic?

Sotc?

Bioshock: Infinite

WHAT A TERRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE.

Bingo.

Castlevania 3?

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

Guess mine: speed up the time of slow up the time on gamecube

Prince of Persia: Sands of Time?

I take that back; Castlevania 2. Final answer

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

>Try to keep your population from starving to death during winter.

Russia simulator

another tip
>Make sure you don't run out of tools

Banished.

got it.

Correct!

New one:

SINCE WHEN DO ARCHITECTS HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FUCKING GODZILLA?!

Katamari damacy or wtv the fuck its called

Oregon trail

Dreamcast
>Known For QTE
>Developer literally was one of the first QTE inventors
>
>>"Where can i find it?"
>>"Yeah" "Okay" "Father!"
>>"I'm looking for a man named Lan Di"
>>"Hello..."

Raymond legends and also dubz

Altered beast.

First game is like an endless maze

Second game was pretty scary

third game has co op so not as scary anymore

UK government simulator

Dead Space

dota or league

binding of isaac

japan simulator

yes

...

smash 4

Spot on! Sorry I took so long to respond.
Seaman?

This one oughtta be easy.
BEWARE, I LIVE

Play a then-existing mobile game to complete a date.

Hunipop?

>me irl

Sword on top of a peak

I described this one in a previos thread and nobody knew the answer, let's see now:

>Anime Style
>Crossover
>Fighting
>Loli riding a mecha metal fighting cross

>FIND DA MIRACLE BALL
>OH YOU DID? WELL, PLAY THROUGH THE ENTIRE GAME AGAIN, ASSHOLE

Csgo

Banished

Shenmue

Simcity

Arcana Heart

Yep.
SNK vs Capcom?

You are a cyborg ninja, but everybody keeps laughing at you the whole time.

Metal Gear Rising?

Banished

Damn skippy, yes.

This oughtta be Super Monkey Ball.

Here's another one:
Burp large bubbles to debilitate enemies.

>wallrunning asian

see pic, thats the description.

mirror's edge

Mirror's Edge

Quake 3 Mod Defrag
You could have posted the background without the bunny and id still know it.

A thousand years ago, an evil power was locked away. Now, an incompetent king allows it to be set free. You and a group of misfits travel the land to find and seal back away this evil power.

Hint: Sega Genesis.

finally. thx user.

A long time ago, and then even longer ago, and then in the future, and then forever ago, and then at the end of time, and then again at the beginning of time and so on, you and your choice of three characters attempt to figure out what the fuck is going on.

Something about a mute cunt that gets two fairies

She has to ring some bells

So there's this dude that looks like fucking tarzan

And he has to collect shit, and he has to do what people tell him to do all the fucking time

ofc it is

>new patch drives everyone crazy

A really evil fucker killed your dad and your childhood friend wants to fuck.

Are you going to do what's right?

shoot your old friends to free you and your family

The silhouette's a hint. Spyro.

Ocarina of Time

Here's one:
Caveman
Eat meat
Fucking WEIRD

guess mine
>whip your long purple hair to kill enemies and transform into animals

Shantae? Nigga try harder

thought nobody knows this game

It's what a horrible night to have a curse. Simona quest

One handed game.

>guess this

Simon's

Einhander?

Soul reaver: legacy of kain

Braid