Anons poorly describe games and others guess part 4

Anons poorly describe games and others guess part 4

Old thread:

>be mobster
>uncle tries to kill you
>gain demonic powers
>kill people with shadow snakes

>Cyka blyat rush b

>top down 2d
>you die in one hit
>most o them die in one hit

>You kill a man
>You better fucking tip the waitress
>Now you're the cops trying to catch you
>Now you're running from ticks
>Wait now you're dead?
>Scene

Darksiders

No

Binding of Issac l, the Lost.

Naw, Hotline Miami.

>black friday + money with engineered flu on it
>all think its just flu
>turns out fucking kills you
>then you go round killing people trying to cure viroos

farenheit

>farm
>fish
>kill
>oh wait there's no depth to this game

Some idiots beat the shit out of each other and fight pointlessly over worthless desert land.

Old man is mad because of faces.

>Pollution
>Mining
>Rockets

>Parent disappears
>Kid ascends from the ground
>Must find lost parent and do shit for lazy people

>"Would you kindly?"

>your neice dies, unclear near the start
>hackhackhack.mp4
>ohh my phone have new upgrade, now i can hack better
>gtav with phone hacks

Dead rising 2

Yes of course

When you play cs go you just..

Watch dogs

Dr. Mario.

Team fortress 2

nope

nope on dead rising,

Fo3

biocock

how, wtf no

>9999 skeletal warriors

>trick a bunch of people into hating muslims
>muslims attack people because people force muslims to let your shit tier religion live in their established country against their will
>own all of the media and be a victor in a world war so can rewrite history
>claim hitler is worse than stalin because of kpd, when stalin was worse
>be the antichrist, everyone can see but don't know
>run the world and dictate the flow of human opinion
>believe stealing from people is okay and robbing your neighbor is great

best game ever.

>Castle in the Sky
>Be adopted
>Go to the moon
>Never return

>brother go to jail
>framed.txt
>neeeeeeeoww
>buy new car
>mod car
>have choice from dirt, performance, street, and something else
>neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooow

>Anomalous
>Spooky
>Statue thing chases after you.
>Black old man.
>Orange Clothed People

Retardism intensifies

Sup Forums : the game

You do that same thing you've been doing for like a decade, but this time in 3D.

guy gets blown up wakes up and then kidnaps people for revenge

>bathtub jets and duplicator spamming

>"I need to film everything"
>"WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR DICKS OUT"

>3 is never coming

No one?
Here's a hint:
Was partly right, dark is in the title.

Any and all valve games ever

>Fight Guidos in bar with old cop buddy
>Take up security job with him
>Kill a ton of Brazilians

SHIT I KNOW IT ITS ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE I PLAYED IT BEFORE

The Division

The Crew?

Containment Breach

The Darkness

outlast ezyes and yes

WAIT FUCK IT'S THE DARKNESS
I meant the darkness from the start

Legend of Zelda

Correct!

Max payne 3

Max Paine 3?
Ding ding ding

Yes

>click the circles

use charcoals,
red guys kill you for charcoals.
giant girl dances on you.
giant skeleton never hits you.
you burn yourself to death to win.

I meant Mario 64 but I guess that works as well

OH SHIT I GOT TRIPS !

Alright gents got 3.

1. Goofy big head and rat on shoulder, grows goatee goes edgelord, turns out chill badass.

2. Shiggy Diggy I'm in capitalist heaven. Oh no I'm just a slave working for a shill. Wack wack fore.

3. Daddy don't love me, ended up somewhere else. Oh look Sin.

'Murica Simulator?

Dark souls the third?

Its the darkness 2

I've got a hard one
>British people making a snuff film
>Catoon characters and fake Hollywood sets
>Like retarded tf2

>Just make it through the week
>Try not to pee on the cops

Winners

factorio?

Overwatch

L4d?

You're a furfag and try to save your girlfriend from being turned into food

Postal 2

>giant skeleton never hits you.
god my sides.
ds3 for sure

>Kill 3 players
>Die
Lose all your items, 2 lvls and 2 weeks worth of skill-training
>Cry

> be special forces
> sent to investigate some dude who is caught on footage cannibalising people
> psychic powers of control
> scary little girl
> town gets blown up

1. jack and daxter

Postal

Yes

No, older game
Xbl arcade

>Left home
>Your neigbourg (a scientis) moves to your house with your mother
>encapsulate atrocities
>Train atrocities

Dave depopulates an island with the help of a ninja named Frank.

Yup.

Yes

The F.E.A.R Series?

Easiest one ever:
>Be yellow circle with mouth.
>Eat circles with no mouth.
>Ghosts are evil.
>Eat bigger circle with no mouth.
>Wreck ghosts.

Monkey island
Bioshock
FFX

>cause the grandfather paradox
>end the game pretty much any time you want after that

Tetris

Is it sonic?

pac man cunt

Pacman

No

>"Whatever."

Yup.

Is it bad I laughed?

Pokémon

I'm a blonde jumbo, I'm a soldier, I'm a voodoo chick I'm a photographer, im a priest and we are insane. kill the delusions. What happened to my grandpa?

Aladdin for the ps1

FF8.

>run around licking things
>insane ragdoll

osu
minecraft

meant to say blonde bimbo .

It's me Mario.

Yep. kek.
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