What to get my sister for Xmas?

What to get my sister for Xmas?

Dick

Do that wincest shit.

Breast reduction surgery.

if dubs toaster with bagel button

Dick

About tree fiddy

Pregnant

a pack of smokes cause shes smoking hot XD XD XD XP XOXOXOXP OXPXXPXP xd

My Dick

Dick

my exact thoughts

Winrar

Winrar

Dubs have spoken
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a perfume maybe? or a scarf or some wooly gloves?
does she live on her own? then anything for the house will do: some tea mugs that say " best Sup Forumsrother in the world" ?

You fucking monster

Fag

pregnant

a gangbang with 50 niggers and 200 cuckfags from Sup Forums

Anal lube

Then use it

On her

Without permission

Also post nudes.

Photoshop lessons

a washing machine or a hoover or some kind of food mixer, something like that, chicks dig that kind of thing

Fucking normie

Just suck her titties on Christmas morning till she wakes up

fuck all until she blows you at least

give her some sperm

My cock, with a red bow around it. :)

Where are you going to find a bow that small?

at nanotechgifts.com probably

Too big.

This tbh, it is the best kind of porn.

Post more of her OP she looks hot.

> me

a steaming mug of your own diarrhea with a handful of your pubic hair on top

Probably up your Mothers asshole. Let me dig that out with my cock. :)

That made as much sense as anyone having a dick as small as yours.

I dunno. Maybe get her some cute socks for the cold weather, or maybe something like a necklace she'll wear everyday.

Só your sister now is Nixie Pixel

Well if you think my cock is so small, bend over, i'll fuck you up the asshole and when you're crying like a bitch you'll finally realize my cock isn't as small as you once thought it was. :)

>i'll fuck you up the asshole
You wouldn't reach past the cheeks with that thing.

Well if that's small to you, you must be a size queen that fucks niggers. In which case, I wouldn't want to fuck you in the ass to begin with. :)

>you must be a size queen that fucks niggers
There's a lot of middle ground to cover between a baby grasshopper and a nigger.

Go to one of those websites where you can order a sex toy that mimics your actual dick... throw it in with some other gag gifts in a big, hard to open box... maybe some glitter bomb or something. Then hopefully it all falls into place where she takes the joke well, keeps the sex toy anyway and pleasures herself with your dick.