G'morning b

g'morning b.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Suicide is against the law. I don't want to go to jail man.

Sauce?

because dead people cant fap

seconded.

yeah don't get locked up.

Can't die yet, haven't seen Spider-Man: Homecoming, Thor 3, Black Panther, Guardians Of The Galaxy Volume 2, and Infinity War 1 &2.

Attempting suicide is illegal. It's okay to succeed.

Suicide seems so dramatic, death will come eventually why bother nothing is worth doing why would suicide be any different.

what about after those movies come out, then what?

I became happier the last time, and don't want to kill myself anymore

congrats.
how'd u do it?

sauce?

I got too much shit to do today.

Got an escort coming over. So it'll be a good day today.

idk bro.
nice double dubs tho.
nice double dubs.
what do you have to do today?

still havent read finnegans wake

Because millions of years of an evolutionary biological program running in parallel have left me unable to desire death even though it never programmed me to enjoy life.

Because I'd probably fuck it up and survive

Assignments due next week. Not all of us can just kill ourselves, y'know?

I had a really fucked up dream. I got taken back in time to the day I met the love of my life and that day she ended up hating me. I spend the rest of my life wondering what the fuck I did wrong until I meet her in the future. She tells me it was my lack of enthusiasm and excitement. From this moment on, I promise to myself thah I will smile more and try to sound happier. I'll do it for you, Mariah.

Sorry for the blog just needed to vent

Kek

Because as miserable as my life is, it's still a life.

Cus my wife and kids died in an accident and i was the only survivor.

sorry to hear that bro.

shit is she fucking a skellington?