This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

>He's 7'2'', 335lbs (2.18m, 152kg)

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he smacks the palm of my hand? what?

>guy slaps girlfriend's ass
>flabby huge ass
>girlfriend realizes she's fat
>don't have to tell he myself
>thank guy afterwards

Ask SO: "Does he look like he can get real job?"

I thought he was 15 feet tall and 4 thousand pounds?

Slap his ass and wink.

Beat the fuck out of him, then rape him in the ass.

Get on my knees and while he's confused ,bite his dick off

Shoot him.

Hmm... that would work and it's less gay then my idea.
I'm going with shoot him,then bite his dick off

Sue him for sexual assault. Retire.

damn that is a alpha man
+he knows how to fight
what the fuck
will still fight him tho

that man with the white tee tho kek

laugh as my GF beats the shit out of him. Shes been boxing since she was 14

> that guy on the right realizing he will never fuck one of those bitches because he is a loser wearing a baseball cap and wearing a baseball cap backwards and wearing a baseball cap inside and having a shitty tattoo.

i want to see him kill all those women

A Bic pen in the eye

Or just shoot him in the dick at first place.

>This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

>thumbs up
>fist bump
>we go our separate ways
>later that night I fuck my gf

Seriously, thus wouldn't be a big deal. My gf does have a nice ass. I'd rather not have strangers slapping at it, but it's not a problem if that's all that happened.

Punch him in his perfect face. I don't give a fuck who you are, you don't touch my woman.

fuck him up. im the mountain.

>personality of a chimpanzee
>erect dick the size of one of their little fingers

i'll go shitpost on Sup Forums about the experience

back the fuck off????

that whole outfit really

I would politely suck his micro penis

This sounds nice

Talk to him calmly like a normal person, you really think I'd risk taking that huge fucker on when I could walk away, (in this scenario with a gf)

Im so short that girls either are repulsed by me or dont even notice me entirely so I dont have a girlfriend so the jokes on you OP haha

I found him

the omega

Aw shit, I haven't laughed this much for a very long time.

Politely ask him to apologize. If he doesn't harass him.

I'd say get your hands off my bitch you tall goofy ass cunt. If he did it again I'd leave it to her

That height.
Those arms.
That look.

God damn, he blessed.

>Implying you would fuck your gf
>Implying she wouldn't go out with her """friends""" to get railed by that same dude later

lol, 2nd on the left is nochtli.

Ricin

Stab him in the back of the knee, he goes down like sack of shit, kick to death.

I ask him when he does his leg days.

I believe that is called a "high five"

be dissapointed he didn't slap my ass

Teleport behind him with my katana
>Nothing personal kid

manlet convention?

That a huge bitch

Second from left looks like Shailene Woodley

>turn 360 and walk away

Kek

I taze him and inject him with alcohol so he becomes instantly drunk. He stammers after me but I push his unbalanced body down some stairs

kek

Reminds me of Stark >.>

I've been training BJJ for 5 years, and switched to Sambo for next three years, now I'm also into MMA, so I guess I would just beat a shit out of him - doesn't matter how much bigger he is, I'm prepared to fight with bigger ones.