Sex with famous people...tell me your stories. please no bullshit

Sex with famous people...tell me your stories. please no bullshit

Implying any of these stories will be real

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
good luck with that

/thread. It won't happen with proof if that's what you're asking.

Get your tabloid stories like everyone else... the hard way.

>be me
>jennifer lawrence come to house
>'user my car broken an i need fuck'
>fuck jennifer lawrence in couch
>nock at door
>omg it jennifer aniston
>'user my privat jet crack an i need fuck'
>'sory jenifer aniston i am fuck jenifre lawrnens'
>jenifer lawrence come to door
>'we can 3some''
>jen and jen naked ass lik 69
>i cum on hur face
>winning.csi

She gave me great head in a bathroom. Came on her amazing tits.

Where's the one of her butthole

APPROVED

Pic related didn't drug me enough and I just pretended to sleep while he plowed my hairy ass
nowihadthetimeofmylife.webm

stop bragging, Dan.

in the last thread i already told that i'm a nephew of an hollywood producer. i fucked many actresses, the most are unknown. but some famous too like Kirsten Dunst, Jessica Szohr, Eliza Dushku, Christina Milian and Greer Grammer

>please no bullshit
good luck with that lol

...

>Eliza Dushku
details?

...

she wanted to be in a movie from my uncle but she didn't get the role. she knew that i'm his nephew so she fucked with me.after that she got the role

I was there. Totally legit story.

Sincerely,
Jennifer Lawrence

How come they are so many redditors today here? Weird af

yeah i don't care what you think

It's Sunday. Usually it's full of newfags who don't know how Sup Forums works.

greentext

who was the best fuck?

...

hey, reddit. thanks for bumping my thread lol
keep the good work

Jessica Szohr and Eliza were great fucks. Jess has a very tight pussy and Eliza give great heads

>be me 25 yo
>drive down route 66
>sunndenly something fat and old hits my windshield
>stop car
>get out
>it's fucking hillary clinton having a seizure on top of my car
>be disgusted for a sec
>fuckit.jpg
>get my dick out
>anally rape hrc
>better than expected
>no shit on my dick( guess she takes enemas for medical reasons)
>feels tight, probably because of cramps
>cum in her ass
>roll her to the site of the road, while she is still having spasms
>continue drive down road
>no bs
>i swear

I chuckled hahaha
Good one, OP.

Did she swallow?

...

I'm honestly not sure who's more autistic, him or you. But I think I'm gonna go with you.

No she never swallow

Thanks. Sunday it's the best day to troll newfags.

...

...

I'm 100% for this guy.

>went to the mall
>president obama out of nowhere
>make eye contact
>get really hard
> notice he gets really hard too
>he walks over and asks "u want sum fucc?"
>take his black dick in the ass
no bs i swears.

Famous in the porn world. Or maybe not. She was a personal trainer in my gym. Fucked her in the apartment she had with her bf. Lol

These two are the only real Sup Forumstards in this thread. Everyone else spends most of their time in facebook fap threads.

...

Was he uncut? I kinda figure those muslim Kenyans like to keep their foreskins.

So many newfags here who don't know that they are bumping the thread instead of trolling it.
Interesting.

samefag

...

She is hot.

Santa Claus sodomized me when I was 8. does that count?

Are you sure lol

...

Doesn't szohr have a bad drug problem?

THAT'S SOME REAL NICE DETECTIVE WORK, SON, YOU'LL MAKE COMMISSIONER IN NO TIME

...

...

Underrated

I think it's just some 12 years old dude samefagging.

...

...

Who is that semen demon?

ocd vegemite eating fucktard

i don't know...i just fucked her

fcuk you

>0.3 seconds later

It's almost 2017, son. Might finally be time to learn how to basic fucking internet.

...

mckayla maroney.. she is a hollywood slut

...

...

yeah...i fucked her too

I sniffed a seat Rachel McAdams sat on while having dinner then jerked off in the bathroom. She was in town shooting the movie Wedding Crashers, in St. Michaels, her and a group were having dinner where I worked, the Inn at Perry Cabin, when everyone left and I was cleaning tables, I took a good 30 second sniff of her seat to enjoy her butt aroma, then finished myself off in the bathroom. That's my story, and unlike most here, it's totally true.

...

...

Story?

She a lil coke slut like she looks??

I was really drunk at the time, but I was told I had sex with Amy Schumer.

Now THIS is Sup Forums.

Guess you got herpes then :/

The fuck kind of "story" are you waiting for? Holy shit, kid.

cool story

...

she just gets passed around at parties

You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you son?

...

...

Just curious. Why are you bumping this thread so hard? It's a lot of effort, you know... Are you OP, bro?

Gangbang slut? pls be true

>[duckface intensifies]

Ouch dude

Not really famous, not really good at sex either.

Yes, it's totally true 4 realz. She takes two dicks in every hole. My brother's friend goes to school with a guy who gets his hair cut by a woman who's aunt once met Christopher Walker's chauffeur and he told her.

I am sure she has been..just look at the lil slut

Nope. OP here. But he is doing a very good job.

...

yeah
just look at the little slut
shes such a slut
amirite guise
what a slut whore gangbang cunt bitch slut

HAHAHA
"My lov e for you is like a truck,, BERZERKER!" fucking foreign piece of shit.

...

hot bitch

i worked as a security on movie sets.one day while filming Gangster Squad i caught Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling fucking

...

...

...

>caught Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling fucking
amazing if true

>amazing if true

OP, you don't need to bump your own thread so fast. With a post every 4 or 5 minutes is enough.