>Be me >Be Horny Highschool kid >Giving up on life already >See Girl in my Dead language class (French) >Girl is a solid 8 >Girl is also a tumblrette >Girl is super SJW >DickalisHard.jpeg >Only dates guys with White Guilt >Be me with two years of acting classes under my belt >Ask some of my Friends if they can help me get the pussy
Continue?
Julian Foster
>Friends agree >After school friends start bullying her >Rush in like a white knight >Flail my arms for a bit and my friends run off laughing >Try to be extremely anime like and shit >Flip hair and say "Are you alright" Knowing this was a fatal move and would not work >It works >Introduces self "Hi I'm user, where those guys messing with you?" Trying to hold back my laughter >She nods and says they were trying to ''rape" her >She really believes this shit >ask her if she wants some white girl fuel (Starbucks for you dipshits that will ask later)
Charles Jackson
>Try to be extremely anime like and shit kek
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Camden James
blease continue almighty
Isaiah Bennett
Continue
Owen Phillips
Bumping out of interest
Kevin Rogers
did u put it in her ass
Angel Hughes
Bumperino
Cooper Perez
>in coffee shop some creep is staring at her >oh that's me >have nice conversation >she talks about her two dogs the whole time >my dog likes this, my dog likes that >dont touch my dog there, or he'll steal your hat >think whatever, at least her boobs are bouncing a little while she talks >she asks me if I want to meet her family >ok. we go to her house, talk to her family for 10 min >go to her room >she starts stripping >superanimemodeengage.jpg >"S-sis, we shouldn't do this!" >she sucks my big bro cock anyways >cum all over her >mom walks in >"You kids want pancakes?" >bitch always interrupts our sessions. whatever, say yes.
tl;dr got pancakes
Noah Garcia
>Start talking to her >I'm in to deep >I can't pull out >I have to become the SJW >Know your enemy is half the battle or whatever the GI JOE people say >All she talks about is tumblr and notes >Shows me her art blog >Looks like some kid made it on Mspaint >Say it's beautiful and "HELLA" Aesthetic >She smiles and Nyaahs me >WhatthefuckamIdoing???? >I Remember that I'm doing for that sweet green text story later down my life
Also some of her art
Christopher Gutierrez
Bumping
Blake Walker
Nices dubs but not op
James Perez
>A month has passed and I have become the SJW >Start getting pseudo-triggered to impress her >One friday night I get a call from tumlrette >"user Come over I found my fathers vodka" >OHHHHHSHITSHEWANTSTHEDICK >Drive over like i'm on Initial D >Arrive and she's in tears >She runs over to me and says I'm the only one she can trust >Apparently her dad beat her or some shit like that I wasn't listening at that point I wanted to get drunk and my dick wet. >Go inside the place is trashed >Her dad stormed off to go get heroin or some shit >Get drunk >She lays her head on me >"user I love you" >We engage in the intercourse >after I'm done I lay her in the bed and leave
Carson Ross
Bump
Alexander Rivera
>Next day go up to her and tell her it was all an elaborate ruse >All I wanted was the puss puss >she runs out of the school crying >Everyone is looking at me >Shrug and go back to doing work >go home with a smile on my face
She killed herself later that night but atleast I got the puss
Bentley Watson
>oh that's me
Julian Cox
But that's not OhhPeeee
Jayden Gray
Its not OhPeeeeh
Brody Fisher
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Jacob Nelson
bump
Parker Clark
It's a nice story OhhPee, but a lil' dark Anyways, if this is OC, nicely done
Nathan Gonzalez
pic of us
Joshua Ramirez
Heh, she looks as if she's Anita Sarkeesian (funny how this look contains so much triggers)