There are two types of people in this world:

There are two types of people in this world:
-People who eat their fries first
-And people who are literally Satan

haha le contrary opinion

These are fries...

Those are potato wedges you wop. Fries look like what OP posted

You should wat fries with a sour mayonaise, use anything other than spit mayo on your fries is a fucking waste

Those appear to be grilled, which is NOT fries by definition.

Fuck my autocorrect
Wat = eat
Spit = sour

>don't eat fries first
>take actual time on main course
>go for side (fries)
>they cold now

>too stupid to correctly spell things
>uses autocorrect to do it instead
>can't even use autocorrect right
faggot

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You could eat Burger King Fries as they are cooling next to the fryer, and they still taste like shit.

This is a cretinous choice of fries. Eating them cold makes no difference. So Cretin, not Satan.

Wankers don't know fries

I know that fries are fried

>skin on
>fried twice (!)
>salt, various spices
make sure you activate the fries too

Or im from a different country and my phone autocorrects english words into in my case, dutch words

retard, he said you're a retard for using autocorrect in the first place

No he didnt.

Real people eat crinkle chips.

Haha where'd you find this one?!

>Burger shit when soggy and cold.
>Fries too hot to eat fresh out of the fryer.

OP, you're a retard.

Yes he did. Can you literally not read? How do you breathe?

>Activating fries
I hate when newfags try to make jokes

Thanks whorey

КАРТОШКА ФРИ ДОЛЖНА БЫТЬ БЕСПЛАТНОЙ
КАКОГО ХЕРА МЫ ПЛАТИМ ЗА КАРТОШКУ "ФРИ" , ЕСЛИ С АНГЛИЙСКОГО ФРИ ПЕРЕВОДИТСЯ КАК "БЕСПЛАТНЫЙ???

Pay debts?

>Newfags
I hate when newfags try to call each other newfags

I hate that I can't believe that it's not butter.

Like, it says vegetable oil right on the tub. But god damn, I swear, it has to be butter!

Put them on your burger. They are nasty greasepuffs that suck on their own.

When I used to eat waffles in the morning, I would ensure that every little indent in the waffle was filled with that shit

Disgusting pieces of shit that never cook all the way through even when you order them in a resaurant. MMM, chunky.

eating them all first is not only autistic but also retarded as they're meant as side dishes--almost like appetizers, really.

filling up on a side dish makes you less interested in the main dish and makes it less enjoyable

like how really are you this fucking stupid? this is gigantic bait and i fell for it but holy fuck you are stupid

the most non-pleb way is to eat them both at the same time. nothing quite like taking a bite of the burger/chicken sandwich or whatever then immediately shoveling a few fries in your mouth

fuckin sex, bro

Those are chips

It's not butter you IDIOT, it's chemical spread created by !B I G P H A R M A! to indoctrinate us into chemical culture and get us to crave vaccines

I bet you have. (shoots first)

Mcdonald's should make a fryburger for a limited time.

I know. But I still can't believe it!