Communism edition
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no gf
no blind gf
no bf
MAYNE STREEM METEOR
no blind bf
no gf and no surprises
cheated that twat out of the last post of the previous thread. hehe fuck you buddy.
bf sent me this
lmaoing
found out i definitely have scabies today
keep trying pal
>normies
need a soft, feminine bf
gf just taped this to a brick and threw this through my window
>virgins
if I was female i would be literally the ideal gf
I always see a lot of negativity towards students, with people saying "they went to the university of life." But like it or not, some students will grow up to go on to cure cancer, fight climate change and change the world, without them Britain will fall far behind the rest of the world.
haha
same
cuck
tfw no quadruple amputee qt to bounce off the walls
don't care
t. Dean Jones, Sport Therapy student at UCLan
>implying there isn't already a cure to cancer
calcified
if youre a lass and cant ride properly or give good head, what is actually wrong with you
cacklen 2bh
need a tv show to watch
if youre a lad and cant ride properly or give good head, what is actually wrong with you
got a hairy bum
dirt cunt
the bf
why
need an arsehole to put my willy in now
...
Genuinely wish I'd started a band when I left school. Probably wouldn't have made it though.
me in the middle
bit underage
bored
4 mingers
*pins you down instead*
*inserts willy*
nonce
London is the capital of Great Britain
storage wars
Gilmore Girls
>Probably
bender at the back
Fuck off lad you never know I might have. Probably.
Sneaky Pete
Churning out worthless degrees by tenth rate institutions has been another Tony Blair led disaster. How about a focus on STEM degrees (Science, Technology, Engineering and Maths) and withdrawing all the useless cr@p?
We could also do a lot worse than emulate Germany who have a trades fast track built into their education system as an alternative.
bf sent me this
had some Chinese lad add me on LinkedIn, his name's like proper symbols and that
reckon he's gonna offer me a job?
Got a haircut. Unsure if my forehead is big or it just looks big because my hair was so long before and isn't covering any of it anymore.
pics x
Shan't be doing that
>How about a focus on STEM degrees
"NO"
>£600pcm for a fucking room in my area
>he fell for the STEM meme
>bryan cranston
>giovanni ribisis
good shout. ta la
dunno
I speak a little bit of the ol' putonghua, so I could chat to him if you want
just say "你好,肏你的很胖妈妈"
>£450pcm for a 2 bedroom house in my area
>€240pcm for a double room with its own balcony in my area
>not living with your parents and inheriting their bought house, selling it and downsizing with massive savings and reduced housing costs
Where?
just puked up a load of blood. is that normal?
that is why niggers should be gunned down on sight like stray dogs
>Jeremy Corbyn's day has just got worse. The train which was meant to take him to Stoke for his belated victory lap has been cancelled.
None of your bloody well business.
>mum's been freelance all her life and although she earnt a lot of money she now has nothing to show for it
Fuck being freelance desu
I do it most mornings nothing to worry about mate
...
Left side of my chest aches
>mum's been freelance all her life
that's a novel way of putting it mate
*sips my drink before you can respond*
Fucking tell me you cunt.
I bet it's some shithole like Barnsley
>snot hen
you're alright, nothing major in the left side of your chest is there haha
*turns away with wide eyes*
>£325pcm for a 2 bedroom partially furnished flat in my area
She used to earn about 70k a year m8, yet we always seemed to be in debt for some reason, genuinely no idea why. She said it was because my dad was lazy and could never find work.
Now she's doing something else and earns about 35k and we seem to be just as comfortable as before, maybe even more.
Thanks doc
Need a rub? x
>you will never know this feel
What is she thinking, /brit/?
Imagine being this retarded with finances
Yes please x
how do you take a selfie with a soda can
Your heart is more in the centre left behind your breastbone isn't it
Is it a 'deep' ache? How's your pulse? Any arm pain?
clearly in an undesirable shit-hole though
Doing a poo
It's Friday
Clock out in 30 minutes
Could life get any better
yeah I'll bet she earns £35k a year, can't imagine she's comfortable while doing it though
*continues sipping*
*blows bubbles trying not to laugh*
>tfw
>soda
fuck off yank
>UR PLACE IS SHIT
>*pays £3000 a month to live in a cupboard*
lmao
>ugh why did I agree to this... I'd much rather be at home with the girls on /brit/ ...
as a radical centrist, you're both right
i dont live in London but im obviously correct.
>posted from my £40000pcm shed
you don't eat the whole thing you dolt
it has enzymes which attack human flesh
No, it's just below the surface, under my nipple and my pulse is fine
Had a bit of a workout yesterday so I figure it's just a muscle issue or something
I honestly don't know where it's all gone. Our houses were always mediocre, same with cars, clothes and everything else.