ITT: Greentext your first kiss

ITT: Greentext your first kiss

>your first kiss

/thread

>be 25 at a party
>drunk and hungry
>girl who wanted me all evening, touchy and huggy
>pizza arrives, fuck yeah i'm starving
>as i eat pizza this girl kisses me
>why.png
>continue to eat my pizza
>never kiss or get together with that girl again

>/thread

Oh man, why? Was she just not your type? Did the touchiness just turn you off?
I know the feeling.
This one incredibly beautiful girl I knew, hadn't seen in years, approached me once, flirting like crazy. I just left without her number, regret it often.
As much as I wish girls would chase us, when it happens it's weird.

>Be 15
>Be at a house party for the first time
>Get drunk for the first time
>Kiss some emo slut I was hanging out with for most of the evening

She was about a 5/10 but I regret nothing

>8 yrs old
>group of girls always played hide n seek with my friends and I
>go to one friend's house to see if he can play
>he can't
>ohwell.jpg
>what about friend 2?
>start walking towards friend 2's house
>friend 1's little sister is with her friends
>there's this older looking chick with them
>they call me over and ask me if I've ever kissed a girl before
>nope.jpg
>they lead me behind her house
>older girl grabs my hand and tells me to close my eyes
>she kisses me
>feelsweirdman.jpg
>she shoves her tongue into my mouth
>notsobad.jpg
>lasts like 15 seconds
>friend 1's mom sees us
>"wtf r u doing?"
>me:we're kissing
>she starts screaming
>everyone starts running
>get to friend 2's house
>he can't play
>walk home and play N64

>15
>huge ass blizzard going on. Schools been cancelled for a week straight
>go with one of my football friends to a small party at some girls house
>after getting drunk and high my friend and I decide to go back home
>some girl I've had a crush on for 2 months walks with us
>she pulls me to the side and kisses me in the snow.
>miss her and it's only been 1 year

>in the future

>be 16/17
>at a girls house for new years party
>I'm sitting in the living room
>no one else but her for a brief moment
>she comes up and kisses me
>crazy butterflies in my stomach
>fast forward about 10 months
>she's cheated on me and I dumped her for a much better looking girl
>never get those butterflies in my stomach with her
>23 years old now, never felt that feeling since

b& for being an underage faggot

>why?
i'm just borderline retarded when it comes to girls/relationships/other people in general
i just didn't know what to do

>Freshman year high school
>Be me 7/10 at most, pretty beta
>Waiting in parking lot for parents to pick me up
>Random blonde chick approaches me with friend
>Blondie is a couple inches taller than me
>5/10
>Overweight, but not horrible
>Giggles mysteriously to friend
>"Hey user! Can I kiss you?"
>Never spoke to this bitch before in my life, don't know how she knew me
>"Sure, why not?"
>She seems surprised that I said yes
>Went for it
>Pretty boring

Worst kiss ever
>inb4 "and ONLY kiss faggot! Hur hur hur"

At least I'm not 30 years old

>be me 14
>6 days ago got a girlfriend for the first time
>shes a huge nerd like me
>playing terraria showing her my base
>im totally into it, she just grabs my face
>"youre such a nerd"
>proceeds to pull me in and kiss me and we made out for awhile after
>dated her for over a year and lost my v card to her
>be me years later and still miss those times

>be me
>be 41
>be kissless virgin

>be 16
>been talking to this girl for a while, we both really like each other
>we both want to kiss but we're both very nervous about it
>we already get sweaty palms from holding hands
>on the bus sitting next to her on the way home
>say fuck it and go for it
>literally the most amazing thing I have ever felt in my entire life, her lips were so plump and smooth
>got a huge ass boner after that

Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger faggot.

>be 16
>be friends with this girl for months
>start liking her
>one day she goes to some shitty techno party
>call her up at about 1 am to meet up
>she comes, kinda drunk
>start talking and smoking with her
>suddenly mom randomly walks by, sees us
>starts talking about random shit for 10 minutes
>finally goes home
>grill suddenly starts kissing me all over the place
>talk and make out for a bit
>walk her back to her party
was pretty nice

Did I strike a nerve? Someone seems upset.

MODS

>Be 16
>Go to mall with trans boyfriend
>friend text the boyfriend
>friend decides to show up
>we go to penthouse above bar
>I watch movies and stuff
>Dry humped on bed
>friend still here and it sucks becaus I have to leave with him and then I kiss knowing I had a better chance to fuck.

LMAOOO someone's VERY upset.

>be sixteen
>it's our first official date
>official as in this is an actual date compared to the other times where we'd just hang out
>go to Times Square
>go to Sephora
>standing around, looking around
>she asks me "where do you want to go?"
>"anywhere as long as it's with you"
>we both start to look at each other and move in
>im a lot taller than her and also i have no idea how to kiss
>it starts happening
>whoa.jpg

>don't think I'll ever feel love again

same

>be me
>17 senior on high school
>be into this girl
>she comes to my Christmas party
>2 am snowing out everyone is gone or downstairs
>talking to her on couch
>she gets super close while we're talking
> because I'm a beta Fuck I say "you're to close to talk"
>she looks me in the eye and tells me "that's the point"
>instaboner.jpg
>lean in and kiss her
>make out till like 4 am and get to 2nd base
>fast forward two months and I'm Fucking her in the room next to where her step dad is

>So I was walking in the park with this girl i liked
>We had been talking all summer
>Excited for this moment
>We walk for half an hour
>Find a fallen tree
>We straddle it, facing each other
>She scoots onto my lap
>Chilly October evening
>We are shivering together
>I pushed my lips into hers
>We giggle for a second after it
>We kiss again, this time, french kissing
>I will never be that happy again

was it?

(Cant greentext)
Be 14, freshman
Go to a u of a football game
Meet up with freind who is talking to two girls
Start talking to them and end up leaving freind with one of the girls and eventually she pulls me aside and we made out didnt even know her name

>>/thread

> arrows greentext you autist

>

> be 22
> 19.12.16
> kiss less virgin

K thnx bye

Fucking idiot
>it's so easy you pleb

M0DS

>be me
>be 10
>1980s
>schools had barely any cameras so we handled shit with out fists
>be nerdy asshole
>ww2 buff
>Chads globally hate me.
>Chad fucking with me for about a week now
>Get sick of it
>Grab him by the throat and ram his head into a locker
>he falls like a little bitch
>his "girlfriend" was standing there with him.
>I grabbed her and kissed her by force
>mfw i beat the shit out of a ten year old and stole his girl
>mfw Chad and i now best friends even today

Im on a phone

I'm on an iPhone you fucking moron >and I was talking about kissing a girl in the snow
>go fuck a cactus

>Be me
>Be 14
>Playing guitar in a music room in my school
>Crush comes in
We're best friends at this point, she knows I like her
>Asks me to play a song she likes
>Half way through break ends
>Put guitar away and stand up
>She comes over to me and kisses me
She has a boyfriend by the way
>Says "user, I know you like me, you deserved that"
And that began a string flings with her for a bit even though she stayed with her bf for about 3 years

> your Asian mom
> I come over to play viddya
> she's coming on to me giving me soda
> me so horny jpeg
> we kiss in the downstairs bathroom

>Fukken wut

>be me
>16
>on second date with first girlfriend ever
>we're both awkward as fuck
>walk her to her bus stop
>bus come
>we're staring at each other for what must be 30 seconds in awkward silence
>suddenly she leans in and kisses me
>immediately turn beat red, turns around, and dashes onto her bus
>later sent me an email explaining that she was super nervous and really, really liked me and that she was sorry she was so awkward

Still with her 17 years later

>i pay her 10 bucks
>end

>16
>Girl i like has been over for movies
>We lay down in bed with light out
>Im thinking about it
>Im a pussy and heart starts to race
>Heart races even more because im stressed
>Feels like 10 minutes pass
>I "roll" over and we make out
>Very fucking sloppy
>Gf since 2 years back

> 2nd grade me
> girl keeps following me saying we are going to get married and have babies
> I get diagnosed with tonsillitis
> find out is is contagious through kissing
> find her on playground and give her big sloppy kiss with tongues
> she gets sick within a couple days

Used my first kiss as biological warfare.
No regrets.

Alright guys here we go
>

> like dis?

>me too

>16or17
>best friends gf been flirty
>she starts calling me at home
>goes on a while
>one night wants me to come pick her up
>has her friend with her
>friend sits on passenger side
>she sits in middle (truck)
>drive down a lake road
>park sit with headlight off
>talk about don't recall what
>aerosmith plays in back ground we kiss
>pretty cool feeling
>over the next week or so leads to making out
> finger
>HJ
>fuck eventually
was shitty to do to my friend that way, but I was KV with low self esteem and I needed female attention, if I could go back I would have done things differently

>be 7-8
>at my grandparents' house for the day
>hanging out with a few other kids my age on the street
>my cousins, who are 11-12, are there too
>they dare me and one of the girls to kiss
>we do
>we continue playing tag

kek

>be 14
>be with friends after school
>1 guy + his sister and another girl
>"i'm going to school dance"
>"I've never kissed a girl and this girl wants to kiss me"
>girl 2 says "practice on me user"
>go behind empty house in the cul-de-sac
>spend 20 minutes french kissing
>its wet and sloppy
>taste cherry flavour lip gloss
>best day ever
>have major boner
>both go out and play spin the bottle with the guy and his sister
>kiss both girls loads of times
>girl at dance tells everyone i'm a great kisser

>SLURPSHHHHWLURSSSSLUUUURPPP

>Just turned 14
>Congrecation camp
>Been spending time with my mates
>We're enclosed there for two weeks during summer break
>Two of our five "elders" are girls
>one of them, brunette takes interest in me
>She waited for me by the gate, as us, "campers" left the base
>She had waited, by the camps gates, just for me
>She grabs me by the hand, and fakes "catching me"
>Takes me to a shed for firewood that was unlocked
>She tells me about her feelings
>Damn it was fast
>She was 16, about to turn 17
>She is short, 155cm at most, thin
>I falsely said
"I like you too"
>She jumped and kissed me
>Not any sort of a shy kiss
>Our teeth collided, and it hurt both of us
>We spent ages there, making out
>She ran her hand along my crotch, as I fondled her breasts
we both fondled eachother trough our underwear, but didnt actually touch eachother.
>her cellphone rang, it was time to quit "outdoor activities"
>She told me to return back a bit before her, she would stay and smoke before returning, not to raise suspision
>I also had to jump over the camp fence to get in trough the gate

That is how I got my first kiss, and first touch of boob
I got my first blowjob during that camp as well. We dated 6 months in secret, as she was afraid for our age difference.

>be 15 on vacation in italy
>be dutch and meet this other dutch girl on the bus there
>me and friend see her and immediately say to each other how fucking hot she was
>solid 9/10 for me at the time
>fantastic ass but meh tits
>fast forward a week of being beta and thinking shes already taken
>start talking to her
>get to know her and shes really nice and funny
>fast forward couple days
>both are not quite drunk and sitting on a bench
>she starts texting friend on phone
>i take it away and dangle it in front of her
>she leans in and kisses me while taking back her phone
>she leans back but i lean back in
>end up making out for 10 minutes
Ended up in a relationship and losing my virginity to her, still miss her sometimes. I asked her later what she was texting about, turns out she was texting a friend figuring out how to kiss me

>23 years old lulz
>Get set on a blind date by a co worker
>Meet at a coffee shop
>Let's go back to my place
>Watch Curb your Enthusiasm DVDs and The Empire Strikes back while spooning on my bed
>When the moment was right I leaned over her and kissed her
>We were at a 90 degree angle so I comment on how it was weird
>She apologizes

We dated for 3 months and she was clinically insane. Had spent time in a mental asylum cuz she thought she was famous even though she was just a wedding singer.

>be 21 out with a coworker and his wife
>we sing kareoke
>we get drunk
>I put my hands on coworkers wife's boobs
>coworker doesn't seem to care
>He says I shouldn't drive home, winter time + drunk
>I crash at their place
>we play some Wii and he passes out
>stay up talking to his wife
>she gets close
>i get closer
>can't remember who kissed who first
>I try to put my hands down her pants
>she blocks me but i touched a little hair
>make out for an hour or two while fondling her
>pass out
>get driven back to car in the morning

Looking back it feels like he wanted that to happen, but things escalated quickly and she was blowing me in my apartment before classes every day (first blowjobs too)

I invited them over together several times as cover. She didn't work during the day and he did, so he had no idea. He did almost catch us once and suspected us. We stopped after that because she wanted to divorce him and date me.

She was still a virgin and never fucked her husband... I was still a virgin then too, or I probably would have been more forceful and gotten that.

>Be me, with an escort
>fucking her, having a good time
>suddenly lean in and kiss her
>she says don't do that again
>I say okay
>haven't kissed anyone since

I lost my virginity to a hooker too.

>Be 4
>she's 4
>sits on a table
>go over, kiss her
>she giggles
>end of story

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the funny party is
I don't remember.
I always thought it's something you would never forget, but really, I don't remember. If I were to guess, it was either a friend when we got drunk or a girl that was in love with me even though she had a fiance at that time and now they're married. I guess it's situations like these that make the 'love bubble' burst and you begin to slowly realise they're all sluts. If you think a girl is not a slut, it's because you either are not on her radar at all, or you didn't get to see it.

>be 25
>first kiss
>25

wow.

>be me at age 5
>go to find neighbor to play with
>his aunt his him in the bathroom
>both are naked
>I froze and she pounced
>had me and friend kiss and rub dicks together
>she played with both of us and touched herself

>be 14
>birthday w/ friends over
>sister has a friend over
>friend is 7/10 16 years old
>We start playing never have I ever
I know it's a retarded game, but I was 14
>person says "never have I ever kissed someone"
>everyone's finger goes down except mine
>fuckme.gif
>sister's friend comes over and says "let me change that"
>she's experienced and we start making out
>sister pulls her off me
>cockblocked by my sister
>mfw
We kissed like 2 times after that, and I haven't seen her since.

>never had one

Heres my story guise, hope you like it.
>be 14, have gf that i've been dating for about two weeks
>decide to go to the movies
>we planned to kiss so much and i knew that this would be the first kiss
>she kisses me on the cheek to get my confidence up, and she rests her head on my lap (she tell me later she felt my boner)
>I ask if i can kiss her, she kinda shows me her forehead and i kiss that, then tell her i meant the lips
>I do a little quick peck on the cheeks
>she tells me it was awkward because it was sideways, then she gets up and we kiss for a good 10 seconds
>the rest of the movie we're making out
>she gives me a handjob under my underwear but i couldn't cum because kids were a couple seats away
>i rub her pussy through the pants and grab her tits by bare skin and i can her some moans
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>20yo
>go to a bar to drink and talk about life with a friend
>we are drunk af, time to go home
>take her to the bus stop
>we end up kissing

23 years old now and i kissed only 1 girl besides her

>be me
>14, horny, hot girlfriend that I hate now but we still talk
>catholic school
>gf plays on basketball team
>goes to one of her games
>they lost
>sneak away from family to go outside with her
>awkward
>makes conversation
>we both decide to go into a crevasse between buildings
>we sit and talk
>we decide to have our first kiss
>nervous
>she is also nervous
>we lean in
>our lips touch
>we both back away
>both smile and look at each other in amazement as we both had no clue what it would feel like
>both walk away and after that watch out relationship slowly deteriate

>so am I

>be17
>went out for a drink with good friend
>he probably a junk, but he´s a good socializer and people magnet
>we meet girl i know back from kindergarden
>she´s with blonde russian friend 8-9/10
>try to talk to girl from kindergarden but her russian freind keeps acting like she´s interested
>i´ve allways been beta since i started going to gym regularly 3 years ago.
>developed a strong, defined body with weight gainer and creatine but kept a humble attitude
>russian chick totally in to me
>2days later she´s my grilfriend. lasting for nearly 3 years. (buddy did same and still together with my kindergarden friend - he made her a junky aswell)
>don´t know much about sex and love and social stuff in general, but am still no aspi
>be 20, go to military, get feel she cheats
>install keylogger on her computer, read the whole love story she has with random dude i know from some parties
>break down inside, but keep relationship up
>plan how to destroy her

>be 19
>second day with my 'girlfriend'
>we met playing online and had a 'relationship' going so far, she lived in Italy, I in Germany
>visit her after half a year
>spend day together, walking around town, playing games with her family
>evening
>she brings me back to my hotel
>halfway there
>no one around, kinda dark corner
>gives me expectant looks
>'oh no, I can't do that, I have no idea how to'
>'pleeeeeeease, user'
>fukinadorable.jpeg
>kiss her
>thisisnicerthanithought.webm
>keep going for a few minutes
>'this is weird, why is it so nice?'
>'I don't know, but give me more.'

was her first too, so even though we probably both sucked, it was really nice.
after three years we are still together, both living in germany now.

>be 16
>Hanging out with this slutty chick named Steph for a few weeks now.
>16 year old me thinks she digs be but looking back, she was just into me cause of my car and money.
>She sneaks out of house and comes hang with me.
>In room, watching a movie on my PS2.
>Movie was RENT.
>After movie, she turns to me and makes out with me.
>Movie ends, it was a good kiss but afterwards it was awekward.
>A few weeks later, she is hanging with me and a few of my best friend's
> Next day she changes her MySpace profile status to in a relationship with my best friend.

>think about how i told her as i loved to fuck girls in china (went there for practical training) and how she raged when she heard that
>contact asian girls via fb like a mad cunt
>also find twin sister of my first love (korean girl) from highschool when i was 13 and write her a message
>also try several dating websites
>everything sucks - all of this shit ain´t working at all - seriously, if you´re in this situation, don´t go this way
>nothings working - but suddenly, like revenge-jesus, my first love responds (her sister, i wrote made her reply via her account)
>kept up gym-training the whole time
>few days later we´re fucking. she´s so wet - never thought a human could loose that much fluid. i´m just overwhelmed by her puss going dripping wet for me
>start to tell russian girl about affair and how awesome it is
>tell her how happy i am with that new asian girl
>leave her
>go to same college with russian girl - she tries to get me back for almost 2 years
>let her do lot´s of homework and other stuff for me
>finally she finds a prtner
>now i have daughter with asian girl - no contact to ex anymore
>still feel well when thinking about how i fought for my ego
>not going to gym anymore - hope to start again, but not enough discipline, anymore
>watch wife loosing love for me as i loose discipline
>buy a porsche - be happy for a year
>after three years, buy another porsche, feel really good again, still loose self respect
>keep wife wathcing me breaking down
>let´s see what´s next

seewhich is also the reason i'm still a virgin
>plz kill me

>lean in
>kiss her

>be 21
>2nd year in college
>classmate introduces me to a 6/10 high school girl
>my friend has a high school gf
>we go to a double date
>head back to friends place
>make out
>friends fucking her gf next room
>we only kiss and touch
>get in a relationship with this girl
>be in relationship for 3 months
>she wants me to take her virginity
>I pussied out and dumped her
>mfw she was the only gf I ever had
>mfw I'm still a virgin

Our relationship ended when her mother found out about it. And didnt let her see me.
And then they moved into another town.

>We met 10 years later, at a mutual friends homecoming party
>She came there with her husband
>it was awkward
>But we couldnt help the lingering eye contact
>As people were passing out at 5'o'clock, I went to have a cigarette on the guest room balcony
>A guest room I had somehow all to myself
>She came there too
"user, I actually loved you, you know that?"
-"Right"
"We never really had sex."
-"Nope"
>We didnt say anything after that
>We just watched the city lights across the river, from the balcony
>As I got back inside, removed my shirt, and told her to find her husband
>She jumped me
>That familiar clink of the teeth
>Intense kisses
>That frantic removal of clothing
>Didnt even think what was happening, I just went along, with this girl, now a woman, who I never actually cared for
>Maybe it was nostalgia
>Most likely it was alcohol
>No condom, she slid me inside of her, and she was on top the whole night
>Taking every drop I had
>Telling me she never liked to leave things unfinished

And as it was all over, she left the room, curling up next to her passed out husband, who I hadnt met before that evening.
Poor man

>Watching pic related with girl I asked out 2 days ago
>We slowly start getting closer together
>I have no idea what to do so I just keep watching
>I don't know how it happens but we finally try kissing without saying anything to eachother
>I have no rhythm and keep awkwardly breaking the tempo and natural pace shes going at to try and kiss me me. We can't feel out eachothers movements at all

It's the first and last time I kissed a girl. This was in highschool. I'm almost 30 now. She dumped me 2 days later because she didn't think I would be sexually aggressive enough to satisfy her. That is the single most beta reason to lose a girlfriend.

That's what I get for being paranoid that any sexual thing I want to do will come off as excessive and creepy. Now i've learned my lesson. Next girl I get we're fucking for 3 hours on the second date or i'm dumping them. Fuck this nonsense.

All of these FUCKING NORMIES

>Be me, 14
>Have qt 23 year old boyfriend I met online (I know)
>Cant see him for obvious reasons
>Sexual frustration New kid at school
>Tall, slightly chubby kid with awkward glasses and a cute face
>Was tired of try-hard halfway emo friends
>Holy shit new kid and I are instant friends
>Literally always joking and laughing
>Sexual Frustration still Boyfriend does manual labor
>Too dead tired to cum with me after school
>Hnnnggg
>Tall kid obviously into me
>Think he's cute
>Each other's best friends at this point
>Theres flirting, thigh rubbing, touching
>"Im evil"
>Pretty much entire school thinks we're a couple (and we pretty much were)
>Ohshit.jpg
>Moving soon
>New cute kid just straight up says were dating
>Starts rubbing me through my shorts in class
>Last day of school snuck into bathroom with him
>Meanwhile I have been plagued with so much guilt
>"What about boyfriend?"
>But oh my God am I horny
>Im super autistic too btw, new kid probably also was
>So in bathroom
>Kind of shakey
>Wtf is going on
>Cant leave know or I will be caught
>He hugs me
>Flips me, tries to rub me again
>Too conflicted and confused to be turned on, just more awkward, no idea what to do
>Stop him and just hug him
>We sit down, he comes close to me
>Kisses me
>Thisiskissing?
>He was kissing really fast
>WhatthefuckdoIdo
>Try to move my lips
>Break away
>Apologize, stuttering
>We have to leave, its the bell
>Never see him again

Oh bonus

>super attracted to my early thirties physics teacher
>Fairly certain he knew
>We were bros
>Wed shit talk about the niggers before class
>Said I was star pupil and shit, told me Id do well in research (he did cancer research for a bit)
>New kid was in that class
>When teacher noticed his touchiness got grumpy
>Was snappy with him and me
>Didnt want us to sit together and made a snarky remark about it
>Tfw instead of cheating(was it?) on qt boyfriend with 14 year old autismo and getting a shitty first kiss could have been fucked by hot science teacher but fucked it all up

Don't expect much, it wasn't very memorable.
>be 22
>hanging out with this girl I met from a class
>Meet every thursday due to having the class togethar
>Fast forward we hanged out for 1 month, she starts getting all touchy touchy and shit
>One day invite her over to my house before the class and as we're about to leave I say "Hey how about a kiss before we go?"
>tfw she gives me one while we're siting on my sofa

It was awkward and weird at first since I was 22 but eventualy got used to it, still virgin though.

kek

>be 18, at university
>a female friend of a guy on our floor came to drink and hang out with us
>went down to the peer at like 10pm so people could go swimming
>everybody else went swimming, this girl and I started talking
>lie down on the grass to look at the stars
>pretty sure she kissed me too because I was beta
>made out on the grass for a while
>walk back to my dorm room
>make out more, try to take her shirt off
>she stops me then leaves
>i add her on Facebook and send her like 7 facebook messages apologizing to her
>for some reason think she's like my girlfriend now
>she blocks me on Facebook
>occasionally see her when with other friends
>never say a word to her ever again

Kek

hahahahahahahahahaha

>less than 9000%

>14
>terraria

underage ban

>freshman year of high school
>local pool, bunch of liquor
>dirty redhead skank sucks my dick for a beer
>drunk, kiss her in the process
>eventually kiss her other friend, got the herp
>fell in love with her for a year, tried to fuck
>never happened

ok
>be me, 27
end of greentext

Quality post

>b me 15
>I was a imaginitive child with wild dreams
>I met this girl through my friends
>liked her alot
>I asked her out over text
>she said yes :)
>my first time going to her house we had out first kiss
>I thought I could spend the rest of my life with her that day
>the next weekend I lost my virginity to her on a playground (no joke)
>ever since then the relationship fell apart
>she still Likes me
>but she cheated on me so I hate her

I forgot to add, if the first time is shitty is there a rule that we can boycott for another time or are we fucked with whatever we got?
Fuck I think I already know the answer.

Its late and Im tired

Nice dubs

When did you start playing Terraria?

Hah, I dont count mine because it was all just so fucked up and stupid. I dont even remember it. We kissed for like 5 seconds, and I dont even know if what he did counts as kissing. I didnt even really kiss back.

>be 14
>at swimming school
>have a gf at that time
>gf is 12
>i go to where she is
>shes sitting on this swing
>walk up to her
>say hi
>she says hi back
>conversation going about random topic
>stare at her lips
>hearts racing
>she notices
>fuck.jpg
>heart races more
>she stands up infront of me
>leans her face close to mine
>unconsciously lean my face as well
>close my eyes
>lips clash
>starts kissing
>she slides her tongue in my mouth
>slides my tongue back in hers a little
>have a boner
>we finish kissing
>looks down and realizes boner
>tell her "im going to the bathroom"
>gives her my back and start running
>realize that my first kiss wasnt awkward
>realize she has experience in kissing
>realize shes a slut
>realize she made out with the rest of the guys there
>welp
>date her for month and a half
>break up after that

Cant remember

>Be 17
>I go away so fkng far (1000miles from home) to meet her
>she was waiting me in the bus station
>i saw her and i really was worry bc that was my first kiss with a girl that i meet on facebook
>was rare, but good
>8 mounths later she left me stranded 1000 miles from my house
>Fuck she