Would you jack off a horse if no one was around?

Would you jack off a horse if no one was around?

no

yes

No. Males - of any species - don't deserve orgasms.

into my mouth and then i would swallow.

Of course I could.

It'd be super gay if I didn't.

would*

I'd eat every single drop from those big fat balls

No

(maybe)

Not even if I were paid.

anita is that you?

I'd let it fuck my ass mmmm

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yes, before he takes a steaming piss all over me, ideally

Nah, but I think it would be hot watching my gf do it

Have done it before, will do it again. Would be glad to let people watch if I knew 'em well enough, too.

requesting hand coaxing cock out gif

you are the result of a mans orgasm

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>another horse related death

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Hahahahhahaahhahahaha fuck no

what the fuck

wtf, is that a condom?

Horses really dont into being jacked off.

You would know, faggot

Not a faggot, but I've had and been around enough horses including stallions to know.
So, yes, I would know.

kek

greentext this shit nigga

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Mares are better.

The only way I see myself doing that, would either be if I somehow lost my fear of horses and became a veterinarian who specialized in horse breeding or if someone held a gun to my head and told me to do it or die.

Even if someone is near i will jack and suck the lovely stallion off...

Absolutely. I'd do it with people around if they were into it. Would be awesome to have me and a woman do it at the same time and just blast the cum all over ourselves. Then we could fuck covered in horse cum. It would be hot as fuck.

You have no idea how stallions work.

please elaborate

>implying I haven't watched hundreds of hours of women/men jacking off horses.

Stallions rarely cum from people handling them.
They also dont blast buckets of cum.
On average, probably around half a cup .

Im working with horses for 5 years and i have to say that you will never jack off a stallion if you dont know how to do it properly. You cant jerk him like a human. First of all you need to show your horse that you can help him get an orgasm and its not that easy if you dont know how horses works. He will just hide his beautiful dick back inside and kick the shit out of you

WRONG!

faget

there's definitely some technique involved, but even if you can't get him to orgasm at first they still like having their dicks rubbed

Bullshit. Stallion can cum from people every time when he is horny. You need to show him that you can give him a lot of pleasure and there is nothing wrong with your movements. He will even ask you for more

hot

Challenge accepted

How am I there if no one is around?

I have tried. And I would try again if the opportunity arose.

I'd do a hell of a lot more than that

>half a cup
I'm not good with imperial measurements. What is that in mouthfuls?

Why would I?

Yes i agree. And i noticed that some stallions like an anal penetration. I mean they are getting horny when you touching/licking/penetrating his asshole. That helps a lot when you dont have much time and you want to seduce your buddy faster :)

about this much

depends how big your mouth is.

how many half cups can you fit in your mouth?

You wont die but some of his liquid may come through your nose. Trust me...

How do you get them to cum soft like that?

anal stimulation.

That's a very misleading way to say electrocution.

Electrodes in his ass

An electric torpedo in its anus

Any more of this? What's the estim apparatus look like?

Maybe if I knew it wouldn't kick my head off

With this.

How many breads have you eaten in your life?

electrojac is for cattle, i don't think they're used on horses

do they make one for humans
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They are.

You can just fist him. That's not even hard. And you will get the same effect

>suck horses cock until its fully erect
>beat him off while riding a dildo myself
>when he ejaculates suck every piece of cum out
>lick cock clean
>thepleasureismine.jpg
>now its your turn nigga
>get dick eaten
>fugggg.exe

Toppest of kek

No, only if someone WAS around. No point in jacking off a horse if everyone can't see what a huge faggot I am.

Laughed my ass off

I don't know what spectrum of the autism you're from but I wouldnt want to stick my fist up a horses ass

Why not? Oh... I guess you are one of these normal fags who like women and shit. Get lost

I really wish I could. Using my feet would be ideal though, imagining that much spunk drenching them makes me shiver...

shiver in a good way?

Is money at stake? if so how much?

Right in the filename, "chemical ejaculation"

Mhmm

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I don't care if people were around.

I'd still do it even if i was being filmed.

I'd just wear a mask of some sort.

I never do it unless I have an audience

Oh man i really want someone to film me when im "playing" with horse... My biggest fetish. Im always doing it alone and cant film myself :(

Where are you? Maybe i can help.

Well i live in Russia. So this will never happen...

I would do it if people were looking tbh.

I mean, obviously depending on who those people were.

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