EXCUSE ME SIR, THIS IS A ROUTINE DUBS SEARCH, SHOW ME YOUR SINGLES AND YOU WON'T BE PICKING UP SOAP ANYTIME SOON

EXCUSE ME SIR, THIS IS A ROUTINE DUBS SEARCH, SHOW ME YOUR SINGLES AND YOU WON'T BE PICKING UP SOAP ANYTIME SOON.

You better stop waving that hand in my face, Sir. Here are my singles.

White opression

checked

Here are my singles dudebroguyman

Check'd

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Roll

nothing to see here

Cops are fags check em

Lock him up boys

How about I suck your cock and we forget this ever happened, officer.

666 get

Black lives matter

i dindu nuffin pig

Here are my singles mister officer

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No

oh shi-

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Just don't touch the glove box Dan and we will get out of this fine

officer, i was just being a bitch

nothing in here, officer.

I'm clean ociffer

Do you smell bacon officer?

im not guilty

Niggers tounge your anus

Im busted

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I have a permit for those.

Is that bacon I smell? Oh! Hi there officer. Nothing but singles here.

What seems to be the officer, problem?

busted fuckboy

What seems to be the officer, problem?

Dindu nuffins

I think I left my singles in my other wallet, officer

I am a sovereign user. Am I being detained? What is your reasonable suspicion?

You know who had routine stops? Nazi Germany.

Kill yourself sir.

No dubs here, officer.

im clean man, fuck. check it

sure thing officer

I would like to see a lawyer.

No dubs here

i've never had anything but singles, officer

AM I BEING DETAINED? CAN I SEE OUR BADGE?

Fuck you op

lol

i'm clean officer, i just came from a kiddy porn show

Am I free to go?

Try this on for size

Ok here you are officer

Just passing through officer, nothing to see here

Officer, you can look the other way right?

I dont have dubs sir only trips

What do you think of this piggy?

They may take our singles, they may take our memes. But they will never take these dubs!

CHECK MY SINGS

Here's 5 bucks and a mentos.

Am I being detained?

I'm not breaking any laws, officer.

No dubs, but i do have a gun in my back pocket.

No dubs for me, check these singles and well see about that soap

Also check out these dubs

officer, you are only qualified for this job if you have dubs yourself. And I don't see any dubs on you.

h-here you g-go officer chan...

Why don't you get the fucking bucaroo out of here partner

come and get me coppers

I dindu nuthin awfither

Yes, I am the Zodiac Kill-

I mean, nothing but singles here officer!

I'm gay

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Do you accept bribes?

Wrong

RAPIST!

Did you just assume my color, officer?

Topkek officer. Anyone who gets quads should get the death penalty.

Bush was a war criminal

Officer my preferred pronoun is "xir"

Goddamn it, I never get dubs with this stupid sign!

oh geez i hope i dont have any open containers of dubs

whew that was close
have a nice night officer

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Fuck off pig

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am i free to go?

fuck outa here OP, only singles here

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thank god i kesterd my dubs

nothing to see here

All hail the satan trips

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL AT... HIGH MOON!!!!!! Ba dum tish. I'll let myself out.

o god it da meme police officer yes

fuckin narcs

no dubs here offi-sir

no dubs here.. just trips

ARRESTED YOU FUCKING FGT

Kill'd ded

I know my rights sir. There was no warning of this search in this Sundays paper. This search is unlawful and you are a nigger, sir.

don't hurt me

Swear thats not my dubs im holding them for a friend.