EXCUSE ME SIR, THIS IS A ROUTINE DUBS SEARCH, SHOW ME YOUR SINGLES AND YOU WON'T BE PICKING UP SOAP ANYTIME SOON.
EXCUSE ME SIR, THIS IS A ROUTINE DUBS SEARCH, SHOW ME YOUR SINGLES AND YOU WON'T BE PICKING UP SOAP ANYTIME SOON
You better stop waving that hand in my face, Sir. Here are my singles.
White opression
checked
Here are my singles dudebroguyman
Check'd
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Roll
nothing to see here
Cops are fags check em
Lock him up boys
How about I suck your cock and we forget this ever happened, officer.
666 get
Black lives matter
i dindu nuffin pig
Here are my singles mister officer
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No
oh shi-
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Just don't touch the glove box Dan and we will get out of this fine
officer, i was just being a bitch
nothing in here, officer.
I'm clean ociffer
Do you smell bacon officer?
im not guilty
Niggers tounge your anus
Im busted
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I have a permit for those.
Is that bacon I smell? Oh! Hi there officer. Nothing but singles here.
What seems to be the officer, problem?
busted fuckboy
What seems to be the officer, problem?
Dindu nuffins
I think I left my singles in my other wallet, officer
I am a sovereign user. Am I being detained? What is your reasonable suspicion?
You know who had routine stops? Nazi Germany.
Kill yourself sir.
No dubs here, officer.
im clean man, fuck. check it
sure thing officer
I would like to see a lawyer.
No dubs here
i've never had anything but singles, officer
AM I BEING DETAINED? CAN I SEE OUR BADGE?
Fuck you op
lol
i'm clean officer, i just came from a kiddy porn show
Am I free to go?
Try this on for size
Ok here you are officer
Just passing through officer, nothing to see here
Officer, you can look the other way right?
I dont have dubs sir only trips
What do you think of this piggy?
They may take our singles, they may take our memes. But they will never take these dubs!
CHECK MY SINGS
Here's 5 bucks and a mentos.
Am I being detained?
I'm not breaking any laws, officer.
No dubs, but i do have a gun in my back pocket.
No dubs for me, check these singles and well see about that soap
Also check out these dubs
officer, you are only qualified for this job if you have dubs yourself. And I don't see any dubs on you.
h-here you g-go officer chan...
Why don't you get the fucking bucaroo out of here partner
come and get me coppers
I dindu nuthin awfither
Yes, I am the Zodiac Kill-
I mean, nothing but singles here officer!
I'm gay
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Do you accept bribes?
Wrong
RAPIST!
Did you just assume my color, officer?
Topkek officer. Anyone who gets quads should get the death penalty.
Bush was a war criminal
Officer my preferred pronoun is "xir"
Goddamn it, I never get dubs with this stupid sign!
oh geez i hope i dont have any open containers of dubs
whew that was close
have a nice night officer
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Fuck off pig
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am i free to go?
fuck outa here OP, only singles here
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thank god i kesterd my dubs
nothing to see here
All hail the satan trips
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL AT... HIGH MOON!!!!!! Ba dum tish. I'll let myself out.
o god it da meme police officer yes
fuckin narcs
no dubs here offi-sir
no dubs here.. just trips
ARRESTED YOU FUCKING FGT
Kill'd ded
I know my rights sir. There was no warning of this search in this Sundays paper. This search is unlawful and you are a nigger, sir.
don't hurt me
Swear thats not my dubs im holding them for a friend.