Found a girl in my chair. What do

Found a girl in my chair. What do

buy a new chair, that one is ruined

cut her toenails

Hmmm

invade russia
gas jews
make mankind sterile again

Remove chair and replace with treadmill.

Thumb in butthole.
It's your only hope to get your chair back.

Kick her fucking cunt off

Some food bait would be more effective.

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Cut toe off

Soles. Spread toes. Scrunced toes.

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If dubs you drop kick her out of it and get someone else to record you doing it.

FUCK.
>If dubs you slap her with a piece of ham.

FUCK.
>If dubs you fuck her in the face with a broomstick.

newfag tries real hard :^)

*disgusting toenails

FUCK.
>If dubs you video you two smacking each other harder and harder until one of you gives up and the loser has to lick the other's asshole.

cry about it on Sup Forums

instead of killing yourself

FUCK.
>If dubs you make a sign that says this faggot's post number
can eat a fat dick and then shove it up her snatch

it would have been funny if you didn't try 4 times in a row, fag.