What get?

What get?

> Spend 25ยข on a ring from a gumball machine
> Propose
> If she says yes, give her envelope with $499.75

Cotton swabs
Shoestrings
Pipe fitters (or cleaners)
Garbage bags
A knitted hat
A corduroy hat
Kale

Reroll

> Anal lube
> Double fister dildo
> Holy Bible King James Edition
> A framed picture of Woll Smoth
> Use remaining funds to rent a hooker for the night

Two hats!?

A real man

$500 in female condoms

Reroll

Book about dogs

Fuck

A $500 dildo

> Aquire large box
> Fill it completely with thumb tacks
> Wrap it with 4 rolls of zebra duct tape all the way around

pink dildo with your name engraved on the bottom, add a pube or two on the top for added effect.

a picture of vin deisel

> Buy one of those dick mold kits
> Send to me
> I send back dildo of my dick so she can have a real man

$500 in male condoms

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Quads and use first post

Learn the Macarena dance and perform it for her.

Ok. I will do this

kek if user gets a 500 dollar pic of vin disel lol