Evening gentlemen

Evening gentlemen,

I'm a 5'6" white medical student

opinions?

Ello my fellow manlet

why are you a butt

how do you do, good sir?

it's congenital

>5'6"
Isn't there any medical procedure you could do on yourself to have the height of a real man?

there is actually, but it takes months of insane pain for only a few inches of pay off. I stopped caring about my height a long time ago

Why did you pursue a medical field degree, chasing dreams of money and power?

solid question, but these days the archetype of the yacht doc is a total farce. I mean, how do you actually see your doc spending what little free time he has doing?

Give me your secret pls

colege is for faggits

what secrets do you desire, my son?

funny thing is, I almost said fuck it to college. I almost lived in a van touring with my shitty ass high school metal band

Bachelors degree, HS gpa, and medical school

say you're native american and roll in the scholarships

are you trying to make a statement?

Make me taller

I used to day dream about being a gay native american when I was applying to med school

why do you want to be taller?

Well OP may be smoll in height, but him admitting it may mean that he has a case of "biggicus dickus"

are you watching braveheart on IFC too?

only asking bc you said smoll

but yes, the ex used to regularly gag. being short don't mean shit, really

bump?

You forgot "Jewish".

nah brah nah