Hey guys. Its 2016, and I'm wondering. What are you doing for christmas? Do you celebrate it...

Hey guys. Its 2016, and I'm wondering. What are you doing for christmas? Do you celebrate it? Or are you a pickle-nosed star-jew?

I have no friends or family so I haven't done anything for Christmas in like 12 years. I'm 27.

Damn bro. I want to give you a money now.

We'll I'm flat broke so I'd take it.

>a money
OHHHMYFUCKINGGODHESDOINGITAGAIN/B/OYS!

I have no friends, so I'll be in a bar, drinking

Spending it with my family and going to Costa Rica afterwards.

My family doesnt talk but we all live together, so welcome to the club OP

And yet you have access to Wi-Fi. Do you even have a house?

I rent a one bedroom apartment which I'm about to lose.

Bro. I live in costa dime-o

So why are you broke? How? Why? Damn bro your making me have those feels.

Nice. I'll be landing in San Jose and will be there for about a week. Anything you recommend to do or eat there?

We can get really fucking high at my place. PCP and good pot.

I lost my job earlier this year and had a nervous breakdown when oil crashed. What else do you want to know?

Why you still dont have a job you fucking NEET.

I don't do drugs. I'd ask about your women ,but something tells me i won't enjoy the answer

I can't find one. No jobs where I live.

Their lobster is really, really good.

Nice triple dubs. Checked. Where do you live?

Western Canada in bumfuck oil country

I'm not a fucking mexican you asshole. Just an ameriCAN.

Ah. I know that feel bro. But you should start a business of some sort.

Home from school and spending christmas with family. Going to cousin's house on christmas day to see some extended family.

It's the first time some of them will have seen me since I started college and I've dropped 30 lbs since August.

Kind of hard when I'm about to be homeless. I don't have any credit or anything.

Oh shit. Well just move to america. Or Sell dope.

Are you autistic?

I'll keep that in mind when I go. Thanks user.

What?

Just make sure you add a little pepper and hot sauce. The best things to go with lobster.

What is autistic?

Also me and my dad are going to visit my uncle in Mexico on the other side of the New Year. That's going to be fun.

Drink their bottled coke. It has legit sugar instead of corn syrup. Trust me man.

Oh, I know. I live in california so you can buy it at the supermarket. Terrific stuff.

Do dictionaries still have the alphabet of sign language on the back still? I have a 10 year old dictionary.

Anyone else sucked the Christmas cock yet? If not when do you plan on it? My cock was black this year I just can't wait I'm too impatient. Cock is so good. Yum. Yum. Cock. Cock. I would suck a cock right now and cum and mix the cum and eat and piss and shit and cum nigger cuck buttfuck cum cum yes cum omg

Love calling it xmas, promoting holiday commercialism, and ignoring all religious aspects of it to piss off bible thumpers.

That's how I roll.jpg

Socialist libtard. You're gay.

I will rewatch the christmas episode of toradora and cry like i did last year because I have no friends :'^(