I just took a shit and can't flush the toilet. The fuck should I do?

I just took a shit and can't flush the toilet. The fuck should I do?

move

Full a pot with water and dump it in

Grab the shit with your bare hands and toss it out the window

EAT DOSE NUMMY GUMMBYS OFF DA FLOOR

burn the house down

Don't you own a fucking plunger?

Throw it in the shower and wait for mummy to clean it up. Maybe just maybe she will notice what a good little autist you have been and reward you some Good Boy Points.
Spend GBP on some delicious chicken tendies.

This is what I usually do. Grab a bucket, fill it with hot water from the shower. Drench your toilet with a good amount of shampoo and then keep dumping bucket after bucket.

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Call Stockholm, you are a winner

YOU DIDNT WIPE

if dubs you have to pick it up with your hands and mush it down your shower drain
> no gloves

rolling for this, and stream it

Get a sledgehammer and smash the toilet to smithereens.

clean the floor

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Why is there candy all over your floor?
Also find some way to chop up that shit so it can be flushed.

easily the only choice i see for you is to hand plunge it

If dubs, you have to lick it.

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A mixture of equal parts bleach and ammonia will break down the fecal matter and allow the toilet to flush with ease.

rolling for dubbs

Rolling for this

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lick it boi

kek i remember that greentext
how the fuck were you even able to produce this log?

Hope you have a good gag reflex:

>Punch your shit
>Flush
>Wash your hands afterwards

Trust me, I say by experience, this is the quick way out.

Oh my god lol

rollerino

Sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

You have to deliver op

>low quality plumbing
>giant fast food turd
>food on toilet floor

Amerifat Confirmed

Op is a faggot, he won't deliver

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First thing is first, eat those fruit snacks.

Chop it up with a spatula

I don't want to help you because your floor is ugly, and dirty, and why the fuck are there candies in the bathroom? And why is your shower so fucking dirty? Stop living like a pig faggot. If any room in the house is going to be clean it's going to be the god damned bathroom, you don't leave that shit dirty, for both logical and comfy reasons. Holy shit clean that fuckery up you bloody nigger-ass swine.

num poopies even doe dey good poopies

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Looks like fruity pebbles. Maybe he was eating his cereal while he produced this masterpiece of a log...And when it first exited his anus he let out a moderately loud shriek of pain thus scattering a few of his fruity pebbles on the floor.

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Rolling for this.

why did this make me laugh so much

fuck you and your fruity pebbles

Plunge it, dipshit!

Rolling for shameful scat

Wrap your hand in toilet paper and reach in and take it out.

have your arsehole surgically reduced

put it back

congratz u killed ur toilet, good luck fuckwitt....

Jesus H. Christ, man. How did you not shit out your colon?

Ya smelly fat bastard, good luck disposing of the fucker!

SAME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

eat it, it will amuse me

Did you split a bag of Welch's fruit snacks shitting out that roll of cookie dough?

your right

op you dirty scanky cunt
i bet your that fucker that goes for a shit at the supermarket and then does finger shopping without even washing his hands

reported

rollerr

tiprs!! lick it

waste of roll but nice get user

Looks like shit just got real.

Since you didn't say which one OP has to do, he must do each one of the dubs.