I just took a shit and can't flush the toilet. The fuck should I do?
I just took a shit and can't flush the toilet. The fuck should I do?
move
Full a pot with water and dump it in
Grab the shit with your bare hands and toss it out the window
EAT DOSE NUMMY GUMMBYS OFF DA FLOOR
burn the house down
Don't you own a fucking plunger?
Throw it in the shower and wait for mummy to clean it up. Maybe just maybe she will notice what a good little autist you have been and reward you some Good Boy Points.
Spend GBP on some delicious chicken tendies.
This is what I usually do. Grab a bucket, fill it with hot water from the shower. Drench your toilet with a good amount of shampoo and then keep dumping bucket after bucket.
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Call Stockholm, you are a winner
YOU DIDNT WIPE
if dubs you have to pick it up with your hands and mush it down your shower drain
> no gloves
rolling for this, and stream it
Get a sledgehammer and smash the toilet to smithereens.
clean the floor
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Why is there candy all over your floor?
Also find some way to chop up that shit so it can be flushed.
easily the only choice i see for you is to hand plunge it
If dubs, you have to lick it.
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A mixture of equal parts bleach and ammonia will break down the fecal matter and allow the toilet to flush with ease.
rolling for dubbs
Rolling for this
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lick it boi
kek i remember that greentext
how the fuck were you even able to produce this log?
Hope you have a good gag reflex:
>Punch your shit
>Flush
>Wash your hands afterwards
Trust me, I say by experience, this is the quick way out.
Oh my god lol
rollerino
Sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
You have to deliver op
>low quality plumbing
>giant fast food turd
>food on toilet floor
Amerifat Confirmed
Op is a faggot, he won't deliver
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First thing is first, eat those fruit snacks.
Chop it up with a spatula
I don't want to help you because your floor is ugly, and dirty, and why the fuck are there candies in the bathroom? And why is your shower so fucking dirty? Stop living like a pig faggot. If any room in the house is going to be clean it's going to be the god damned bathroom, you don't leave that shit dirty, for both logical and comfy reasons. Holy shit clean that fuckery up you bloody nigger-ass swine.
num poopies even doe dey good poopies
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Looks like fruity pebbles. Maybe he was eating his cereal while he produced this masterpiece of a log...And when it first exited his anus he let out a moderately loud shriek of pain thus scattering a few of his fruity pebbles on the floor.
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Rolling for this.
why did this make me laugh so much
fuck you and your fruity pebbles
Plunge it, dipshit!
Rolling for shameful scat
Wrap your hand in toilet paper and reach in and take it out.
have your arsehole surgically reduced
put it back
congratz u killed ur toilet, good luck fuckwitt....
Jesus H. Christ, man. How did you not shit out your colon?
Ya smelly fat bastard, good luck disposing of the fucker!
SAME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
eat it, it will amuse me
Did you split a bag of Welch's fruit snacks shitting out that roll of cookie dough?
your right
op you dirty scanky cunt
i bet your that fucker that goes for a shit at the supermarket and then does finger shopping without even washing his hands
reported
rollerr
tiprs!! lick it
waste of roll but nice get user
Looks like shit just got real.
Since you didn't say which one OP has to do, he must do each one of the dubs.