Mindfuck: Try to name five things that are not Jackie Chan. The results may shock you!

Mindfuck: Try to name five things that are not Jackie Chan. The results may shock you!

burritos,monkeys,the alfabet,towers,Sup Forums

mushroom, mushroom, mushroom, mushroom, mushroom.

Not Jackie Chan.... omg

toothpaste, lamps, jackie chan

oh shit

Car backpacks tyres window sun

Jack, E, the letter C, the letter H, the word an, an empty life devoid of joy

Sup Forums is fucking dead kek.

Why do I even come here anymore.

Peas, cans, Japan, Jack-off-an, Jackie Ch

fuck

have you tried buying Sup Forums gold good sir?

all us oldfags hang out there, makes me wonder how you haven't gotten the word tbf

this will be easy.... wait Jackie chan is everything... "be the water" fuck

Carrots
Hedgehogs
Airplanes
Numbers
.......umm, only other thing I can think of right now is someone named Jackie

Hah this challenge is easy. I will just use the picture.
Mouth nose eye hair jackie chan

Jackie Chan's shirt
Jackie Chan's car
Jackie Chan's breakfast
Jackie Chan's hopes and dreams
Jackie Chan's toothbrush

/fit/ I'll just list my own attributes. This'll be easy.

Shapely legs, cut abs, jacked arms, jutting chin, Jackie Chan

Lol what was even the point of this thread? 2ez

>/fit/

Meant to say /fit/ here

Legos
Mom
Ugly tranny with a big wort on his back getting fisted hardcore
Flan
Bruce Lee

What did Dorner know?

Maybe if I name things related to jackie chan itll give me more of a chance...

Bruce Lee
Ip man
Chuck Norris
Asia
Jackie Chan

SHIT

>does

Cant corner him bruh. You know the police put a different body in there.

Dorners still out there getting out corners.

Whatever it was, it still couldn't simmer the Zimmer

where can i downvote?

back in 1997 you fucking queer

take it up with my aunt moot

Jack the ripper
Jacking off in the shower
Hijack a plane
Channing Tatum
Sup Forums

Fuck you and your dad I win

Fag

fuck your dad too, cockrocket

What, twice in one day? What am I, an Olympic athlete?

oh this will be easy,
wate- shit
you win.

Cackie Jhan
Jackin Chae
Chan Jackie
Blackie Tran
Soap

what do you use soap with,
jackie chan

jackie chan is 71% of the earth

you're mum is 100% of my dick m8

easy
>Police Story
>Rush Hour
>Nobody
>Drunken Master
>Jackie Ch..
REEEEEEEE

why is your dick called "you're mum"

point i'm making:
you should of said "my dick is 100% in your mum"

fuck you you're not even my real dad an hero

never claimed to be.
you're just deluded.

why do you hurt the ones who love you user

Apple
Smegma
Zippers
Anime
Jackie chan

WAIT A GOSH DARN MINUTE HOW THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT

because the ones who love me deserve death.