We be nice and polite until some hits trips

we be nice and polite until some hits trips
then we go ape shit.
roll my fellow anons.

what a nice day today

Beautiful day today isn't it, fellow anons?

x2

Love you all, you're my best friends anons

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Unfortunately it's night time and I cannot tell exactly what kind of day it will be, but I say, the moon is quite beautiful tonight. Don't you wish you could just bathe in its beams?

hello all how are you today?

Sup Forums is a nice place no one is ever mean

By golly, good sir, is that a snake? It certainly startled me. If you're the owner of this snake I must imagine taking care of it would be difficult.

Your mum is a very nice lady, and it is a pleasure to see her.

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OP is a genuinely nice person, for whom I have the utmost and sincerest respect

lol u mothafucka fucked shit up ure so uselessbarely even worth solving the captcha

Fuck you, you fucking nigger shite

THAT WAS FAST. HACKS.

Might I request that, should anyone obtain "trips," then it be called out? Thank you all in advance, you kind fa- I mean good sirs.

(faggot)

WINRAR

EVEYBODY DIE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

literal fag

How about you shut the fuck up you disgusting inbred goblin bitch

Fuck you faggot lover

plz killl me
i have to go to work
and im so hungover.
i think im still drunk a bit. fml

Well, if thats the case... Who the fuck are you calling a faggot you dirty stink nigger I swear I will find you and burn your balls off, then feed your charred "manhood" to you forcefully. I bet you don't even have balls, you probably lost them in a jihad bombing you idiot POW. Yeah, that's right. Fuck off with your limb loss, I don't give one single shit about your worthless life. Think before you call someone a faggot, limbless douche.

I'm gonna shoot up your fucking school m8

If trips, everyone be nice to me :)

you'll live. i used to drive kids home who were on probation while drunk. fuck it, right!

Good, because I don't go to school I'm in college you cunt. I bet you don't even have an education

DON'T INTERRUPT!!!

Oh you're shooting up his school? You probably dont give a single shit about any other schools do you. I bet you only shoot up the rich schools, because you only care about the 1%. Fuck you, you bigot. At least think of the starving children that could have the privilege of being shot at school you fag.

NIGGERS NIGGERS ALL OF YOU FUCKING NIGGERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fag.

I HATE HUMANS FUCKING I HOPE Sup Forums GETS SHUT THE FUCK DOWN YOU ALL DESERVE DEATTTHHHHH

This is you, OP

Go awau & die

I never want ti hear from you again

>I don't go to school I'm in college
fag.

FUCK YOU NIGGER DIE

I wasn't interrupting. I just wanted someone to pet my head and tell me it's all gonna be okay.


I will. It's not my first time at the rodeo. But of god. I woke up at 11pm confused and started drinking again. Evidence suggest i had popcorn, which has a lot of salt. and auuuurrggh.

No, you're the faggot lover. I bet you suck dicks everyday

Kill them all

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Oh you couldn't even go the full length to say the whole word huh? You illiterate piece of shit. Go back to working the fields you slave shitskin nigger. Who the fuck gave you permission to use the internet, because I know no massa eould have done that, you fucking sub-human. Yeah, that's right. Three divided by five equals you, you fucking nigger. God I wonder how you and your stupid race were even created. Fuck N
now youve got me all sad thinking what a mistake God made with you. Fuck you

faggot.

kweer.

What the fuck?! I press update 4 times and in a whole minute all you filthy faggots haven't said anything? Fuck all of you mute motherfuckers, I can't believe you. You know what? I'm fucking done. I'm getting my assault rifle, time to go to town.

good day all you guys

steve?

Good day? No, fuck you, it is not going to be a good day for you in a second you stupid faggot

fad get.

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Who the fuck is steve? Sounds like a fucking gay ass cholo hippie who doesn't even have a dick. I don't even know Steve, but fuck him.

what a jolly good fellow, it's good to see a friendly post around these parts. say, would you be interested in exhanging pictures of our male lovers?

Male lovers? I smell a fag, and boy does it smell strong.

>assault rifle
made me respond out of /10

at least i wet my whistle, compared to you.

Kys redditor

butt fuck him? faggot.

(I'm actually wondering how much I can say until banned or worse. I'm a newfag and have been using Sup Forums for a week. Scared but willing to go to this crazy extent of blatant uncharacteristic racism/homophobia/etc)

But oh really, you had to respond, didn't you? Like a fucking autist. Always saying the stupidest faggot shit at the worst times. You ought to be institionalized, or even better, euthanized. Your kind doesn't even produce for society. You're even worse than a fucking Jew.

fag.

I'd rather go in knowing to butt fuck than you trying to put your dick into his scrotum thinking hes a woman. You can't even recognize gender you trap fuck. I bet you voted bernie just so you could go in whatever bathroom you wanted and see people's genitals, you pervert.

when will this retarded meme die?

gay.

Honestly disappointed at these one word insults. At least I go balls deep into my ape shit. You just sit back and say "fag" underneath your fedora. You can probably barely move with all that neckbeard weight plus the fat.

it's ok fella(tio).

Kek, you think this is the kind of stuff that’ll get you banned? This is amongst the milder things that you see here. Also, this is Sup Forums and the only things that get you banned are child porn. Try harder next time.

Youre both fake and gay. You pretend to be a nigger just so you can get your handouts from the government and companies because you're considered a "minority" when in actuality you're just a gringo ass honky cracker sitting at home jerking off all day to pictures of George Bush. Yeah that's right. You probably fap to George W. Bush. How's it feel to know your waifu is pure shit, having caused 9/11 as an inside job? Must be pretty bad, considering Bush was a retard. God when will you faggots move on?

beg for child pronz or threaten to shoot up a school, you'll get banned and maybe arrested.

being underage also gets you banned so just start a thread saying you're underage

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>jerking off all day to pictures of George Bush.
George W., asshole. get it right, faggot

Weve threatened to shoot schools up in this thread twice already. Wow. Hey if there are any policanons here look you know were all having good fun, right? Right? None of this reflects our actual beliefs... I hope.

no make your own thread you tone deaf autistic nigger. beg for the cheese pizza

gay seckts, yes?

Cheese pizza? Fuck that, thats for amateurs, you probably don't even know about the Watermelon Pizza you fag. That's right, watermelon fucking pizza. You know what the W stands for? Whale. You can't even comprehend the sexiness of a humpback whale, you beta, no gamma, no fucking delta male.

yay trips fuck all you faggots i hope your have a merry christmas with your fake as fuck families

Does this motherfucker count as trips

Because if so what now

even if you hadn't stated you were a newfag it's gotten so bad I can fucking smell it coming from your posts

that's not trips you absolut fucking retard

Should I just stop because I honestly am running out of deplorability
I'm starting to hate this self who has posted the long ones in this thread.

please stop, I can hear my brain cells slowly killing themselves off

Okay. I'm sorry to the world for what I've said, and hypothetically done in this thread. Forgive me divine god of Sup Forums

Oh fuck I hear sirens in my neighborhood and theyre coming closer

the God of kek doesn't forgive. as Repayment you must do as I say
>go in shrimp restaraunt with suicide vest
>eat as much shrimp as possible
>"If I eat any more shrimp I think I'll explode"
>bite on another shrimp
>boom.jpg

you entitled piece of shit...

y'know what we call sirens in my neighborhood? a day that ends in "y." Pussy.