G'morning b

g'morning b.
hope you slept well
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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because death removes the possibility of anything becoming better, and im waiting for my uni results. if i fail anything ill probably jump off a bridge close to town

because today, i'm going to make fate my bitch. i'm going to force it to the ground and fuck it so hard it won't be able to stand for a week.

an user needs a name of the red haired girl

Get a job faggot op

nice, how you going to do that?

idk
i have one

because today, for the first time for over a year, I took a leave from work
>feels good

Why do you make this thread every day? It really pisses me off every time I see it. It's beyond annoying please think of original threads or stop posting

what episode?

I need a name for the redhead for.... research purposes

>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
i'll do it tomorrow

through my extraordinary luck and meme magic.

Another day is another chance to make more music.

Becausw i was waiting for you to start this thread so i could reply to it. Bye now. Off to the noose i go...

Hot diggity-daffodil, ya got me there.

>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I live in a comfortable home, drive a nice car and own both
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I have a fairly affluent lifestyle but live well within my means
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health
>My credit rating is over 800

thank you for noticing me.
great slang usage.

Im not too sure anymore. The day I do it is probably getting close

Fell in Love so today doesn't suck :)

nice. with who?
she/he love you too ?

So you're seeking attention, how about doing it without posting the same toxic thread every day, better yet go outside every now and again. I don't like being negative but your threads are cancer.

First off, fuck you. The world does not revolve around your likes and dislikes, and you are on a random imageboard where people come to post and view whatever they're into. It's not tailored to your interests, you self-centered fucks.

Second, your closed minds are ridiculous and appalling. Referring to things as "weird" and "disgusting" make you sound like sheltered backwoods little bitches who either have no grasp on reality or are just masking your fears about your own personal niches. Grow up and accept that everyone is different, and as long as they're not harming you (which in this case, they're not), you have absolutely no right to dictate what they do or say (or in this case post).

Your sense of entitlement is laughable.

Sauce anyone?

SAUCE?

God tier sauce right here

you are right they are cancer.
how are you today?
no sauce

Got to go to work, which I like.

This helps

xhamster.com/movies/2497337/you_are_just_too_cute.html

Me an hero not, because life is like sni...sni...nigger faggot.

girl wanted to fuck me last week. didnt happen for other reasons but tbt its keeping me going atm.

too much shit to do, and Im too busy being awesome.

also sauce???

whats ur job user? congrats on liking it.
how does it help?

N I G G E R
F A G G O T
F I G G E R
N A G G O T

hope u fuck her, g'luck.
that's great you're awesome user.

Research scientist at an AZ university.

trying to get a new girl going in my life and starting it off with dat sushi today

Because everything in my life is pretty good, though I still have lots of potential

>xhamster.com/movies/2497337/you_are_just_too_cute.html

Bonus info:

WeLiveTogether - Bree Daniels, Malena Morgan

yeah actually Im so awesome that I sometimes have to come to chill in Sup Forums to lower my awesomeness just enough that the universe wont collapse under my awesomeness

Kek

awesome,
what you researching ?
Is AZ cool university to work at? hot bitches?
well that's good you come to Sup Forums to be more humble. nice to have you.

Because I cannot be bothered to take action.

Plus I want to keep my plat rank on Siege.

>plat rank on Siege.
g'luck on Siege.

name on the left one?

youtube.com/watch?v=nlaXzT7bpQQ

Titty McTits

did he make it?

nice double dubs.
happy monday user.
are you well ?

sauce pls

thenk

The only time I was ever truly happy was when I was 15, but I'd never kill myself. I'm grateful to be alive. It's a gift from above. All misery derives from the actions or inaction of men.

no have sauce.
>I'm grateful to be alive. It's a gift from above. All misery derives from the actions or inaction of men.
great quote, and great attitude user. i'mma try to commit this to memory

Glad to hear you enjoyed it. Thanks for the gifs, you have good taste. Have a great week.

Dreams, aspirations. I am about to join the army (UK) as an engineer, i've wanted to for years.

Been getting fitter. I have learnt from my past mistakes, so I know what I can improve about myself, and I am doing so.

Also, life is generally good. I am happy. not to mention the fact that suicide doesn't really accomplish much, and I have seen many pathetic people my age attempt suicide only to pussy out, now all they do is complain because they don't know what they are doing with life

Mostly because Trump is gonna get actually elected today.

sauce?

my kitten and I are headed to my place to snuggle, do sexy time, and watch shows while we drink all day long.

The question is why are you still here you faggot piece of shit OP.

We are all going to die anyways. What's the rush?

It's not like there is a prize in the end.

Need to watch this before I die. Which episode?

Cause I'm two and a half weeks sober and just starting to get over the hump. Getting to that point where every day is feeling better than the last one.

ditto.
>life is generally good. I am happy
nice dubs. happy to hear your life is good.
trump sucks.
b/c i'm a faggot pos.
idk
g'luck staying sober.