What do you suppose she's thinking right now?

What do you suppose she's thinking right now?

>I hope no one shares the picture of me sucking dick to Sup Forums

do potatoes have thoughts?

Her father who never really loved her.

Is it legal to stick you dick in a potato?

Are potatoes truly human beings?

Of course not, potatoes are a kind of vegetable.

Sauce?

I hope I turned the oven off.

I bet I look so cute giving this blowjob!

Ah yes, they lack the capacity to achieve sentience. They've got just enough charge to light up a small bulb, but it's not very bright. Truly unenlightened, potatoes.

zoz

I guess maths wasn't that hard...

"Damn Dan has big one !!!"

Ghhhbrrbhrrbhrrbhhrrbhrrrhkbbrbk

"The snack that smiles back..."

Is that really a big one? And who's Dan?

Kek

"Muuuuuuuuuuh Dick"

Top lel

>I sure hope he gives me those 500 baht

What's a baht?

>baht
Gook dollars

Fucking kek.

How can you tell she's a gook though?

This is a good question

the eyes and the nose

I can see the flat nose but what is it about the eyes?

WHARRRGAARRRBBBL

If I swallow maybe he'll say he loves me.

I actually blurted out "I love you" right after a chick swallowed my load.

Ted Mosby?

Same. 4 years later she lives with me.

Who?

Damn. Must have been a good succ.

You got cucked.

I don't think you know what a cuck is

I wonder if I can fit his whole dick down my throat.

I'm so proud that HRC will be the next president!

"I got a cock in my mouth and it won't go, balls in my hands and they won't go."