ITT: we creep out the cashier with your

ITT: we creep out the cashier with your
items

>children's panties
>canned tuna
>lotion

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>girls panties
>Lube
>condoms
>a cucumber
>tissues
>scissors

A pack of diapers
A bottle of whiskey
Cigarettes

Don't have enough cash, put the diapers back

>baby wipes
>lottery ticket
>more baby wipes
>tic tacs

Bump

Cucumber
Vaseline
Taylor Swift CD
Children's bib
Duck tape
( I know this list personally, I've never been given the weird stare before but I fucking earned it with this list)

Rope, condoms, lube, cock rings, jumper cables, a axe, dog treats, copy of Martha Stewart magazine, a anime plush toy, 1 tub of sour cream

Actually clever.

>Hunting knife
>Tarp
>Bleach
>Hack saw
>Black trash bags
>Bag of candy

>condoms
>Trojan brand vibrator ring
>120oz metamucil
>EZGlide lubricant
>quick-dry super-glue
>5 inches of rope
>10 containers of live bait

As a former grocery store cashier I can tell you that cashier don't give a flying fuck about what you are buying.

They just want you to get out of their faces without having to engage in awkward conversation.

I love the cock ring section when I go into a general store. Such variety.

>Go to craft store
>Buy individual letters
>put them on belt to spell NIGGERS

Lol wtf with that picture

>cucumber
>lube
>condoms
>children's book
>patches

youtube.com/watch?v=nlaXzT7bpQQ

I'm not really sure why you faggots keep making these stupid shit threads.

The truth is that cashiers are so disgruntled that they could give two shits about what you buy or in what combination. These employees could care less about what they see going through their belt and what they ring up. Stop with this stupidity

>Donuts
>Donut holes
>Superglue

pretty much this, you could buy a hacksaw, 3 bottles of bleach and a sleeping bag and nobody gives a fuck

Kek

razor blades

tampons

steel wool

sandpaper

coloring book

This is the only one that will get a reaction. And only if you check out with an old white lady.

>chloroform
>cloth
>rope

>fish

I do them so I can summon you, oh great rustled jimmies god.

Yea thats not true. They pay attention. Ive had them ask if im having a bar b que....also if im making fucking smoothies. Not everyone is a sperglord like you and wants to kill themselves.

Condoms, Large black trash bags and hacksaw blades.

Oh yeah let me go to the chloroform store.

Right now, during Christmas, they are though. Such large volume leads to little attention and care.

>user buys canned tuna
I scoop my tuna out of the can and pocket that shit.
>aluminum foil lined pockets

>a broom
>a book about how to stick a broom up your own ass

fireworks

turpentine

motor oil

cloth rag

lighter

Liver, fava beans and Chianti

lol thats fucked up

glycerin
pvc pipes, end caps
bb's
small nails
batteries
wires
cell phones
black ski masks

It sells in the cleaning section on stores where I live

I own that book!

the book of 50 shades of gray
3D glasses

Box set of toddlers and tiaras lube tissue and a cucumber.

No, you need to get the fava beans and chianti, then walk up to someone in the store and ask if he knows where to find extra fresh liver.

>condor
>female underwear
>balloons

Make sure the town rapist doesnt find out

They sell endangered birds at your local general store?

Assistant manager at walmart here, I'm over the front end I can confirm that the cashiers literally don't give a fuck about what you're buying, their job is to get you the fuck outta there quickly and conveniently.

winar

>Donuts
>Donut holes
>Glue