How will play him in the inevitable bio pic ?
How will play him in the inevitable bio pic ?
Paul Walker
sause?
Idris Elba
His son, Babykiller Jr.
Jennifer Lawrence
RIP Harambe! *cries
Cause it's a bittersweet symphony, that's life
Try to mate and eat
Try to grab a baby
Then you die
Female John Boyega.
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Trayvon Martin
RIP in peace beautiful soul
That one chick from Precious who also played the football player in The Blindside
Barack Hussein Obama
Idris Elba plays a gorilla who, after the devestating revelation that his partner (Leslie Jones) has cucked him, meets a tragic end when a child is dropped into his exhibit. Find out every detail of the story in Monkey Trouble!
Directed by Charlie Kaufman
Idris Elba
Also, general gorilla kino thread?
My list:
King Kong
Congo
Mighty Joe Young
Baby's Day Out
Gorillas in the Mist
Born to be Wild
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
he unironically did nuffin
Every Which Way But Loose
Spymate
The thing is: if you stay calm and act passive gorillas won't hurt you. But in this case you had all the people shouting from above, the water in which the kid could drown and a terrified kid.
This REALLY made me think
Why do people kill animals in zoo after accidents? For the sake of revenge? Are they stupid? Or i dont get something here?
50 cent
WOKE AF
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It was shot before it could kill the kid either on purpose or by accident.
>b-but muh tranquilizahs!
Tranqs take too long and being shot by a dart would likely send the gorilla into a frenzy. There is no instant, safe and reliable way to knock an animal out.
>Shooting Ron Pearlman
The zoo would have been bombed afterwards
Brock Lesnar
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Matt Damon
Wrong picture.
Listen to all of it. Don't bitch out.
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>insert name of black actor here for edgy meme.
cheetah the gorilla obviously
MCDunkin would but hes dead
>the chimp killed my friend
>whats the problem with your friend
good to know the best and brightest are there to save us
>nignogs complain that if the kid was black they never would have shot the gorilla
>kid turns out to be black
>start making shooting a gorilla a race thing
Who will play her friend in the inevitable biopic?
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>blacks equate themselves to gorillas
Really makes you think.
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The ONLY time whitewashing is justifiable. Andy Serkis.
>is this your monkey?
lol, that shit is horrific but hilarious, what kind of dumbfuck owns a chimp as a pet?
>i tried stabbing him
>please tell em to shoot him
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He wouldnt know what to do
Hed go hide and wait for zookeeper Phasma
Remember when they told Coco the gorilla when Robin Williams died?
Sad.
stupid fuckers. you take these animals out of their habitat and social circles they go insane. just like we would put in a household and locked away with a bunch of animals we couldnt talk to or relate to. bitch got what she deserved
Undercooked roast
plus people dont realize just how fucking strong a chimp is
Tyrese
Anyone else notice how when one gorilla was shot every single media and social networking site was flooding with opinions and outrage over his death, but literally no one said anything when over a dozen innocent alligators were caught and cut open to try and find that kids body who got eaten at Disney?
Mammals (especially one of the closest biological relatives to humans)>reptiles, apparently, not that I agree with that.
Also, it's not as surprising that people were upset about 1 of a very rare species of animal dying as opposed to dozens of a relatively common animal.
whats it with blacks and that story? They really seem to like that ape for some reason.
noice
who gives a fuck about alligators, omg they stomped some ants alert the fuckin presses start a cause for ants!
What wrong with Son of Kong?
I liked it t.b.h
>it's a monsterquest isn't so comfy anymore episode
youtu.be
Poor guy did nothing wrong.
How did this even happen? Serious question. The parents let the kid walk around by himself in he found a hole in the fence? Or did he do this: youtube.com
But who's gonna play the alligator that avenges him later in Florida?
chimpanzees scare the living shit out of me
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he did his job well, he can't make the cops go any faster anyway