I received an odd handwritten letter today.
I want to send a response, ideas Sup Forums ?
If trips I post their address and gmail. 77 dubs I post MY address and I have to go to church every Sunday for the next 7 weeks.
I received an odd handwritten letter today.
I want to send a response, ideas Sup Forums ?
If trips I post their address and gmail. 77 dubs I post MY address and I have to go to church every Sunday for the next 7 weeks.
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who she to you?why she care
Complete stranger. Their address is also over 8 miles away from my home. So not even a nearby neighbor
It boggles my mind that it is handwritten and actually mailed to me, not just left in the mailbox
how she get your adress?
you panama?
anthrax?
No clue.
I am going to ask my neighbors if they received anything similar. If they haven't thats fucking crazy
citty?
translate it you fucking spic.
Roll for church
Some stupid ex left this at my house a while back so I could send this...
its not to persenally...bet she send everyone
See you in church fag
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Oh shit, close...
we don't speak monkey here, so what does it say?
americunt wants translation...trips he gets it
I speak a little bit of Spanish (Miami fag), but can't read it for shit... and not wasting my time typing into Google tranny
What should I send back to them ??
Translation dipshit
Fuck, I don't want to go to church... don't care about the address part
Everyone asking for translation: It just say blah blah blah Jesus loves you, read the bible blah blah
k lets street view it brb
Spanishfag here, says some shit about god and some other stupid shit about church
It just looks like a regular shitty house a Cuban would own...
OP here, what is the first sentence?
Something about "it was not possible to enter your home" ?
yeah its like upgraded trailorpark
he wasnt home....they jehovas
nah man, just says the guy didnt find you at your home at that moment and couldnt talk to you about god in person
When I first looked it up, I was hoping it was some kind of church, but nope. This shit is so weird
she came to talk about god-mode but his power lvl not high enough
If this letter was placed in my mailbox or left at the gate I wouldn't think twice. But they mailed it wtf
Give me some minutes and Ill translate, argentine-fag here
no thats what johovas do...bug you at your house
So what should I do?
Fuck with them? Ignore it?
Will deliver if good idea
in my country ( holland) we have a jehova register...you put your name on it they wont come to your house anymore,or contact you
Mail them some porn
Wipe Ur ass (make sure a good amount of shit is on Ur asshole) on the back of the paper and send it back to her. Take a photo of it please
A gate and a dog work as well
mail her trap porn...or a lemon party
dubs has spoken
It says:
"Dear Resident:
Names Jazlin and Im writing you since I couldn't find you home.
When jesus first came here, he left us a model prayer, which says
But what is in fact "our fathers realm"? I left you a flyer with answers for that.
If you have any question contact me at...
Well you have the gmail...
We can do better than that. This is a good start
Literal translation from a former wetback
:My name is jazlin and I am writing to you because I have not been able to do it with you at home. Jesus to the land he does not leave a prayer, the anal muddle says. Father, that you are in the saints, may your name come, may your kingdom come to you ... which is the kingdom of God? Well, I attach a treaty with that same question. Some people say that the kingdom of God is something that we carry in the heart, something sibolic or even a heavenly government. This treatment contains the requesta to this question through the bible.
If you have any questions I could contact my email or go to the site Jworgles and enontana more information
Atenamute
Jazlin Jimenez
>Jworgles and enontana
Know what this is? Site as in church or website?
Nevermind. Its jw.org
Dear resident:
My name is Jazlin and I write to you because I couldn't find you at home. When Jesus came to earth, he left a model prayer which says, "Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed by Thy name, Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done... "
What's god's kingdom? Well, attached I give you a treatise with that same question. Some people say that god's kingdom is something we bear in our hearts, a symbolic thing or even a celestial government. This treatise contains the answer to this question by means of the bible.
If you have a question you can contact my email [...] or go to the website [...] and find more information
It's jw.org/es you infidelfag
Dubz of truth
These fucks dress up like theyre going in for an interview of their lives (probably as a cook at Olive Garden or a Chinese buffet) then knock on your fucking door to see if you wanna convert. They do this on the weekends and tend to do it in very large groups to other hispanic homes.
Whatever bro. All I did was type it in as fast as I could in translate before the thread 404'd. I think I deserve some fucking appreciation
I get that, and they may leave you a flyer or something. But to write and send a letter? Que loco
OP here, I appreciate it user.
Thanks to all the "translators"...
What happens next though ??
When I lived with my parents I used to answer the door butt naked. They stopped coming after that. So, I will volunteer to order a pizza on the return address or I can send an email in spanish requesting more info.