And the oscar for best director goes to... user

And the oscar for best director goes to... user

What is your acceptance speech /tv?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=2QUacU0I4yU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

i would stand behind the podium wordlessly and expressionlessly until they ushered me down

"Thank you."

I send up a native american girl to represent me

Thanks.

nothin personnel kid

GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW!!

Like clockwork

First post best post

>you too

All I can say is WOW. What an amazing night. To even be considered on the oscar plan with so many great actors such as me, Mai Men, Dr. Pavel here, and OnLee Juanofyu. Just great actors such big guys on and off the stage. Gonna go crash the after party now. With no survivors

Thank you... Thank you all... Id like to thank my family, friends, my wife... And her son... And uh one particular image board... They asked if what I would be making was Kino... They said I was a big guy for them. And though it looked like I had the high ground, they were HOWEVER, crashing my plane with no survivors... So I'd like to dedicate this to the loners, the autists, the blue pilled and red pilled, the trolls and memers I dedicate this award... To Sup Forums.

"I'd like to take a few minutes to talk about climate change"

kek

wow, this is really heavy.

Sup Forums makes a movie when

BEFORE I CAME BACK TO HOLLYWOOD I WAS ON AFRICA

THE CRADDLE OF FUCKING CIVILIZATION

I'm real happy for myself and I'mma let myself finish, but Beyonce directed one of the best movies of all time! All time!

I'd like to thank the big guys at the academy.
They're in charge here!

i say nothing. everyone will be amazed by muh DUBS

this desu fämäläm

youtube.com/watch?v=2QUacU0I4yU

Thank you, thank you. You know, this is a great honour and I want to thank everybody who worked on the film and has been supportive of me during my career... but can we just to a moment to look back on the 6 million Jews we lost in the holocaust. Doesn't anybody think that number is just a tiny bit... exaggerated. I mean, it would take approximately 10 hours to completely incinerate one body in those ovens, it just doesn't stand tl reason that an entire 6 million were burned to ashes...

Moving on, does anyone really think we should be treating blacks as equals when it has been scientifically shown that they have smaller brains and the lowest average IQ of all races?

"I just want to say... *looks around nervously* DONT LISTEN TO WHAT THE MEDIA TELLS YOU! ITS A BUNCH OF LEFTIST, LIBERAL COMMUNIST LIES YOU HERE!

THE JEWS! THEYRE ONTO ME! LOOK AT WHERE THE MONEY IS GOING! THEYRE WATCHING US, CONTROLLING US! IN THE BANKS, ON THE WEB, ON THE TELEVISION!

THEY CONTROL US ALL I SWEAR!

>gets escorted off stage by security

THEY CONTROL US I SAY! ABRAHMS! SPIELBERG! THEY CONTROL US ALL, I SWEAR!

>"y-you too"

You're not fooling anyone, Sam Raimi.

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!
GOODNIGHT, WOAH!

“Gas the kikes race war now.”
Next morning I'd be found dead after my car rolled down a hill and crushed me against my mailbox

I laughed louder at this than I should have

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art.

Screencap this.

why does this stupid meme make me laugh

absolute madam

If you said that to Kanye West, I reckon his head would literally explode

>I'd uhh like thank my psychartrist, Dr Pavel, for allowing me to get into the character of a CIA agent. I wasn't alone, but at the same time I didn't really get to bring friends... Just a bunch of masked men when we first rehearsed on an airplane. First one who talked was allowed to stay.... HOWEVER I'm getting off track here

>continues to thank family and friends

What the fuck did you fucking say about me you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the arts department of the university of Nawyrton, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret snuff movies shootings, and I have over 300 confirmed credits on IMDB. I am trained in gorilla reporting and I’m the top editor in the entire US mediatic communication service. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on stage in front of everybody? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of indie filmmakers across the USA and your sex tape is being leaked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can expose you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my VHS camera. Not only am I extensively trained in current formats, but I have access to the entire arsenal of obsolete tehnologies and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable reputation by filming spoof porn of you, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I literally came to post this.

Wtf has this site done to me?

Yes, well done Hollywood, well done Hollywood...
*pulls out gun
HOWEVER

>The eternal refrain of humanity pleading ignorance begging for mercy. "Please help me I don't understand" This is the life you choose all the people you hurt all the appetites you endouge you have destroyed your own innocence allowed your flesh to consume your spirit. You are your own king, and this is the hell you have created for yourself.

THANKS OK BYE

>implying this is worth anything
>i wish i was at cannes
>my feet hurt
>tfw only win pleb awards

Once I became aware of my own mortality I was unable to accept anything... including this award.

"fuck anime"

People, why are we still using this symbol of patriarchy? It's time we have Margarets as well.

>Oscar, the Golden Man. Ever since I was a small guy, this was always the last step of my master plan. SomeBODY once told me that on that road I don't get to bring friends. Perhaps you are wondering, why would somebody need to be alone, before winning a movie award. I asked them the same. Nothing. They said nothing. Well, today I'm crashing their plain views with no survivors, for my party plan lists me, my men, my wife Cia, my friend Pavel and even one of you! First one to talk to me after the speech, gets to go to my party! Heh. They didn't care for me before I won the award. And now, all this will be extremly painful. For them.

Thank you.