My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Matthew Clark
Classic
Joseph Hughes
You both look like you bathe in doritos.
Cameron Powell
hi john
Parker Reed
I was just thinking the other day, "Wow I haven't seen the cancerous John copy pasta in a while" and here we are.
Logan Powell
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Cooper Jones
You really spend a lot of time on Sup Forums, John.
Easton Cox
Fuck off OP
You aren't the real John
Your filename on your pic is "1479901903889"
This number is one that Sup Forums generates for you when you save a pic
OP is a fake faggot!
OP is a fake faggot!
OP is a fake faggot!
This thread does not contain the real John!
This thread does not contain the real John!
Logan Thomas
NO WAY DUEDE!!!! YOU IS AN ORANGE GUY WIT ORANGE BITCH AND YOU TROLLED ME SO I IS ANGRY AT THEE ABOUT THIS AGGRESSION WHICH WILL NOT STAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noah Cook
Calm down fag
This isn't the real John
See
Parker Roberts
gold
Zachary Long
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Grayson Wilson
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Liam Diaz
Welcome back John, we have all missed you here. Where have you been?
Nathan Foster
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Joseph Davis
>orange guy tho I honestly kek'd
Jaxson White
>itt the face you make when you realise John was the person on the left all this time
Ian Russell
wait so john is a girl
Daniel Morales
more like a cd'ing faggot
Levi Hill
Om nom, I actually was starting to miss this pasta!
Andrew Collins
oh shit boi
Nicholas Turner
i´m sad that trolls are just getting worse and worse everyday
