Why does he pretend everything is terrible? Does he really expect five star cuisine from these shitholes...

Why does he pretend everything is terrible? Does he really expect five star cuisine from these shitholes? This pizza looks perfectly fine.

Other urls found in this thread:

yelp.com/biz/viking-pizza-and-kabob-glendale
youtube.com/watch?v=Z0xDAUXPc8c
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Maybe it is fine for your low American standards :')

Why not watch the british version where he actually gives a shit?

>british pizza

Authentic finnish cuisine is superior fämälämäzoids

I don't care what country you're from, if that looks appetising, kill yourself

I mean, eating the pizza would have exactly the same effect so go ahead

>This forced meme thread again

Ohwell here's your (you)


For those wondering the dough was raw inside and the topping was literately dripping with grease.

No it wasn't. It was very slightly undercooked which is fine.

Which is why it lost to a store bought frozen pizza during a taste test.

Superior finnish pizza

that does look pretty yummy desu
what's the green stuff? avocado?

is there a shortage of meat over there or something?

im going to have sex with that pizza

Only in their pants.

OOOOOOOOH
zing

dumb pizzaposters

Pickles hacked to pieces, sometimes with mustard

its a chain restaurant, at least you get a consistent amount.

I imagine a top-level chef has some pretty sensitive taste buds. Some people are so sensitive that it's actually painful for them to eat shit like McDonalds and Doritos. Naturally they also enjoy actual quality food much more than someone with a dull tongue (like me desu)

he does it for ratings in america because he's le angry chef man

his british series' actually have more than surface level yelling and sound cues

WHAT IS THIS AND WHERE DO I OBTAIN THIS?

The Best Pizza In the world from finland, the Berlusconi, made after his hateful comments.

Smoked reindeer, some forest mushroom, red onions

from an Americunt, that looks really fucking good

I consider italian sausage, onion, and jalapeno as the best myself

go to Finland m8

pantaleoneposting is my fave new meme famalams

Why would you eat reindeer? You heartless bastard.

Christmas pizza

>one finnfag Kotipizza shill samefagging

Goddamn, that looks good.

Damn I need a Kebab Pizza.

looks tasty but probably the messiest thing in the world to eat

>green olives on pizza

die

>viking pizza opens up in my town in Southern California
>advertises swedish pizza

haha, yea right probably some bullsh-

>go check it out
>it's legit
>mfw

what, swedish pizza is a thing in america? i had no idea

Those things run all over the north freely, with tags in their ears. Then they get herded and eaten. They have good lives, except the ones that get run over.

Better than any hairy-hands pizza around these parts.

it's not a chain or anything, just one place owned by some Armenian dude who moved in from Sweden

>This pizza looks perfectly fine.
I was watching the new series, and the La Deck episode had me cringing, that owner needs to kill himself he's such a cunt

He fuckin' knows what's up.

There is a place in northern finland that sells one meter-diamater pizzas

Stop making this fucking thread

>11€

yelp.com/biz/viking-pizza-and-kabob-glendale

I found it

>Stop making this fucking bread


fixed.

As a pizza lover and also a Neapolitan I have to say that pizza is nice.
Wouldn't claim best in the world, since I have tried many local places and while some are "just" extremely good, some are simply superior in every single ingredient.
But that thinghie there is nice, you have my seal of approval for Tasty taste at least m8!

Will be in Chicago for 3 days on business trip

Find me a decent pizza place

None of that deep dish faggotry I don't want to drown in sauce

>trying to compete with Americans on food size

>Why would you eat reindeer?

How is it any worse than eating a normal dear?

>B...Buh muh Santa

Fucking kill yourself

As a rule I dont eat pizzas smaller than my television screen

youtube.com/watch?v=Z0xDAUXPc8c
Deep dish looks so fucking disgusting.

>in Chicago
>not eating authentic 'go 'za
Go back to rèddit

Superior finnish fried tiny fish eaten whole, with a side of mashed potatoes

That pizza takes circle-jerk to a whole new level.

>at most 100 slices on that things
>serves 50-70 people

nigga what? thatd serve like 25 people max

9 average /tv users at most

That's whitebait, you can get that anywhere, not just Finland, as long as you go to good restaurants.

It had raw dough and was greasy af. Which might be acceptable except the guy insisted his pizza was "the best"

>>
I'm Finnish and never heard of this shit, nigger

Impossible unless you have never been out

>be san berdoo
Know what I'm hitting up next time I go to LA, thanks bruv.

pickle relish? this is just a hot dog, isn't it? admit it

I really hate it when he scrapes all the cheese off the pizza and says the dough underneath is raw because it's wet looking. He does this every fucking time, but HOW IS IT NOT GOING TO BE WET AFTER SOAKING IN A BUNCH OF GREASE AND TOMATO SAUCE YOU SALTY SAXON TURD!

You guys don't have plates in Finland?

>not having heard of lihis

Pizza shouldn't be soaking in grease and tomato sauce. That's the main problem.

You're from somalia right?

Not really though.

Is it necessary to label it a "whopping" 54"x54"s. Shouldn't the dimensions and 24 hour advanced notice requirement be enough to communicate that it is a pretty big pizza?

It's maybe because I'm Fenno Swedish.

Go read you newspaper in a lukewarm sauna with your boyfriend

>Pizza shouldn't be soaking in grease and tomato sauce
No that's bread, senpai. You're thinking of bread.

Why is there a for and knife in this picture? You're not? ...You are, aren't you?

Why are Europeans so fucking gross?

That sounds delicious.

LOOK AT THAT DELICIOUS GO ZA HAHAHA DO I FIT IN YET!?

for you

Scottish pizza best pizza.

hahahaha get tae fuck

'sh 'za

scots like to batter everything but the only problem is they can't batter

this is how its meant to look you plebs

>chips unevenly brown and look soggy as fuck
>Pizza looks like its been microwaved from some frozen slab of shit
>Living in Scotland

The most unlucky user on Sup Forums

why does this cost $200 when you could just get a comparable amount of pizza for less than $50

>shit talking Santa
This is why you get coal

You guys ever get bored of posting the exact same threads over and over again?

Never, it comforts my autism.

What did he mean by this? What's going on here? Bane? That went south so fast? Isn't that the question of the day?

A 12 inch pizza has an area of 113 square inches. This is £10 here in the UK from Dominos so thats like $13 in America and thus $0.11 per square inch. This pizza promises $0.08 per square inch, plus its easier to manage once big pizza versus 30 smaller pizzas.

>chips
Those are fries

senpai

>fries
dems potato bobbies.

You could serve a slice of toast covered in oil, salt, sugar, cheese, bacon and bbq sauce and Americans will wax lyrical about how the flavours complement each other. No appreciation for subtlety, just more is better.

Why would a chef rate hotels? Whats the connection? At this point, they're just milking us.
Who the fuck watches this shit

Give me some episodes I should watch, I´m craving Kitchen Nightmares

They're all literally the same. Just watch any one of them.

>Dominos
why?

It's generic takeaway pizza that everyone can relate to. Better than using some weird local place that may or may not be unusually cheaper or pricier.

>Every episode starts off HORRIBLE
>Within a day's span the restaurant turns itself around
>It's a success
>Hardly ever follow up on these restaurants, becuase they probably just have a relapse
Fuck this show

he's clearly a closeted homosexual taking out his frustration on cookers

Quaint quality
>Pequods
Renowned and rated
>Lou Malnatis
Local sure thing
>Giordanos
Good but touristy
>UNOs

Not his fault if they can't keep their shit together

Oops. I didn't read your whole post and listed deep dish places.

Nothing wrong with descriptive narrative to emphasize your point you whopping faggot.