An angry Tyrannosaurus Rex is following you, and wants to eat you!

An angry Tyrannosaurus Rex is following you, and wants to eat you!

What do?

Tame it

Drop a rock on him while he's swimming. He can't swim with those scrawny arms.

Throw a rock at it and it dies like last time according to the evolution people.

Stand still like the Lost World

Just keep your distance. Humans are the best long-distance runners in history, we lose in burst speed but if you can avoid that it'll tire out way before you do.

Why do you need to know, user?

Being chased by one right now.

Try befriending it, I have a reliable source that tells me that works.

Unless your a world class sprinter or hundred plus meters away from it to start with your fucked.

Bazooka to face

Get a mad muslim to drive into it...

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Tried that already, and it bit off my left arm.

Oh. Well. At least your typing hasn't been affected. Maybe try giving it your wallet.

>yfw you are old enough to catch this reference
>yfw you have spent too much time on this website

Awaiting the best blowjob of your life !

Not necessarily. All that mass needs time to get to max speed, so you could put some distance away as long as it wasn't super close to you when it started charging.

You didn't post a face, user.

He also took my wallet from an attempt to rip off my right hand.

Du flyr, för du kan inte göra något annat, ditt svaga kräk

Try hiding somewhere that smells really strong, so they can't get your scent.

I'm in the desert. Fucker chased me there. I'm the strongest smelling one there.

Ok here

Don't move. He can't see us if we don't move.

Don't ask how I know this about an extinct species. I just know.

Oh. Well, do you see any chasms nearby? Just knock a tree down and then cross it. Works every time.

It probably got up to speed in like 3 - 6 strides, it takes us about 3.

Even during its first few strides it would be covering a lot of ground due to its gait length

Eat its asshole. Nothing can resist the powers of a tossed salad.

Well if you let it get THAT close to you to begin with you would be screwed in any case, but if you saw it following you from a distance, yes, you could probably outrun it.

pull down my pants and take a shit
begin throwing shit at him

it will not only confuse him but the smell will retch of sour cream and cheddar and sphagettios

No chasms in sight. It's just me and the beast.

Alright. Cross your fingers and hope that an earthquake or volcanic eruption happens. Those seem to be most common just before a predator has cornered its prey.

>sour cream and cheddar and sphagettios
Is that really what u eat u rancid swine?

It's alright, he can eat me. I really love being alive but it's been so long now.

360 walk away

I hope one of those happens. Thanks for the info.