Have you ever tried fucking yourself with a dildo, even though you're straight?

Have you ever tried fucking yourself with a dildo, even though you're straight?

>i have.

then you're not straight

tried.. succeeded.. made me fuckin bi.. dam used to be straight.. now I crave getting a dick in me..

Why?

All the time, it is the best orgasms ever, usually leaves me on the floor gasping for air. I have told my GF, she doesn't mind, but wants zero to do with it all. Figured she would want to peg me or something, nope, wahtevs. I usually do it about once every two days, if I am home all day with teh bae not there I will basically just fuck myself silly all day. Idk, I think of it as a masturbation technique rather than something that can affect my sexual orientation. My body, I use fleshlights, hands, a slew of other masturbation toys so why not something that REALLY does the job :)

Of course. These no-homo fags will never feel what it's like having a full body orgasm.

i go to the glory holes with toys in my ass.. and pocket full of condoms..
straight as you'll find..

I never got this... I used something to fuck myself, instead of my hand or something else I used a dildo. This never triggered me to be anything but straight, I don't have a need for cock now, I don't crossdress or think I might be a woman, or trans, or anything else. I love women but I also like an occasional wank with the use of a dildo pressed on my prostate.

>Implying it does anything for everyone.

Even direct prostate stim doesn't really do much for me.

this

Gave it a try when I was young, didn't really ring my bell but at least I tried.

how do you get into this if you never had anything in your ass b4?

Have 8x6 dick
Gf says no way in hell she's ever doing anal
Jokingly tell her that if I can take a dick my size I'm sticking it in her ass.
Says OK then let's get a clone a Willy and try it out


Should u put my own dick in my ass to be able to Fuck hers? She thinks my penis will Permanently ruin her asshole.

Give it a try.

Yeah. It's OK. Only occasionally do it as it's not really worth the hassle.

i'd love to take my dick..

that isn't your pic OP

I have
It feels really good
I am jealous of girls, but i wouldn't have sex with a guy

"Sexuality is about WHO you have sex with, not HOW"
- Mahatma Gandhi

you shove a dick-shaped object up your ass...how is this NOT GAY?!

theres a huge line in Bi-sexual and BI-relationships.. I dont wanna be with a guy.. i dont wanna have a house and kiss and raise kids.. I wanna borrow his dick from time to time.. thats all.. just bi-sex.. not bi-relations

>masturbating means you love playing with dicks

I like girls, but I do it almost daily and it feels way better than fapping my dick only (even better than sex tbh). I would like to be a chick but the thought of destroying my dick with hormones and letting hairy crepy ugly dudes treat me like I'm less than human is making me puke. Glad I'm still at an age when I can kinda pass, glad I have an overall girly look, but I don't want to make any drastic changes. Would like to get fucked by a trap doe

having sex with a dildo, so yes

The shape is incidental. You just need something to gently stimulate the prostate and once you have a hands free orgasm for the first time you will understand.

sorry bruh, but you're a moron if you are not trolling.

>buh, buh, whud if dey tink im gaaaaaaaaay??!?

dude i'm gay, i love my dildos, sticks and eggs but i'm not delusional to call people straight when they shove things up their ass

you're delusional

some people have a too fragile ego mi hermano. they think the world is gonna end if others find out t hey are homo.

Since this thread has been shit let me tell you my experiences.

>straight, don't really like the thought of being with another guy
>eventually get convinced in high school by female friends that asshole pleasure Is best pleasure.
>decide to try. Didn't really have a dildo so I would
use my fingers while in the shower. It was alright eventually went "deeper" (about like a quarter of an inch) felt really dirty and not bad, masturbated cause it was new. Great orgasm.
>wasn't worth all the effort so I never really did it much again.
>ff a couple months. Try doing it again. Was fun until about a quarter inch in. Try and go past it but immediatly feel like throwing up. Stomach hurts, half to go to the bathroom. It's horrible. Don't know why my body reacted like that. Never want do it again,
>ff to like years later, forget what happened. Try an use a toothbrush, getting it farther up, feels weird but kind of good. Just let it sit there. Have a great orgasm while I push it in and out of me a little but.
>then I feel it again. Stomach hurts have to shit everywhere. Feel like I'm gonna throw up. Again it fucks up the rest of my day, never do it again,
>ff to years later have gf. She convinces me to do buttstuff with her tiny vibrator. W don't even really fit it in me, get maybe a bit of the head In it pulsates.
>greatest fucking orgasm ever. She was happy about it. During sex she tries to surprise me with random butthole fingering. Causes the same horrible reaction, wanting to throw up etc.
>She gets mad at me about it but I don't know why it happens. She eventually breaks up with me, other reasons.
>I keep her vibrator, use it every once in a while. I can never fit it in me, but it feels good.

Don't know why actual insertion fucks me up, but I do like the feelings it gives.

In short, your all faggots and I'm some dumb faggot.

>dude I'm so I would know a gay when I see one
Yeah, I very much doubt that. Using a tool to get off doesn't automatically make you gay.

you're not straight if you like stuff up your ass, just saying

I've always wanted to OP, but I don't know how to do it. Always seems to messy and I end up feeling bad after I do even small insertions.

Any tips?

Kind of like what this flaming faggot has

citation plz

I took this entire thing last night, feels good man.

Yep

yes i have but then again, i wouldn't cal myself straight, i'm just a sort of picky bisexual, i only receive cock with guys.
pic related, it's my newest and best dildo

Nope

>you're not straight if you like stuff up your ass, just saying

i have a very thick penis and i like to "swordfight" with big dildos and compare with them. my wife has no idea i "use " her toys when shes gone lol. i dont care how autistic it is feels good man

>I've always wanted to OP, but I don't know how to do it. Always seems to messy and I end up feeling bad after I do even small insertions.
This.

Repressed memories of what grandpa did?

Only fair if she get's to strap it on and pummel your asshole into oblivion with it.

Eh I'm not attracted to guys but I love ass play. I own a couple dildos myself, just have no want to fuck a guy. If you think it's gay idgaf it's my sexuality not yours. I have let a dog fuck me though so I guess I'm gay for dogs.

Your opinions are the argumentative equivalent of shooting blanks. Getting off with a vibrator doesnt automatically make you wanna suck cocks and fuck dudes. You must be 12 or retarded

Because it would be fucking difficult doing it with table shaped object. FFS of course it is going to have a somewhat dick shape & proportion to fit in the arse cavity.
Oh, those who doth protest the most .........

or a little faboulous and deep in the closet

does a lesbian woman using a dildo make her not a lesbian...?

it does not make you straight either

any tips for getting one of these. to ashamed to be in a store, to poor for a P.O. box. and i could never face anyone again if it arrived in the mail with anyone else home.

is their any way to get a super exact delivery time or a delivery to an empty lot?

yeah
i'm straight for men too
it all works out when you think about it
get a PO box

in the US.. can you request to pick it up at UPS or Post Office or FedEx. be prepared to show ID..

In all honesty?
I have considered it. When I was young, just at the age where I could remember things, I had a babysitter. She babysat me for awhile before my parents fired her and my mom stayed home to raise me.

They never did tell me why and if I ever brought it up they skirt aroun the issue. I know neglect was part of it, but it's the fact that everyone is so dodgy about the subject that I can't help but think she did molest me.

I mean why else would my mother stay home to look after me instead of keeping me with family or another baby sitter? Why else would I have horrible reactions to simple small objects in my pooper?

It would explain that and more.

Amazon Locker service, they're usually at gas stations or places like that. Even if the box is marked with DILDOS!!! the person who puts the box in doesn't see you when you retrieve it.

Yes dude. And make her swear.

the repressed memory thing is no longer taken seriously
>Why else would I have horrible reactions to simple small objects in my pooper?
because you aren't supposed to put things there retard

greentext dog story, pls?

Thats fucking correct you fucking dumbass! It has no bearing on what you are attracted to. 50 years ago you would be the guy in the room screaming about "homosexuality is a sin cause jesus told me so"

Hitting your prostate means you're attracted to men?

Honestly just go Into the store and Cold Stone Steve Austin the chasier. Pretty much act like your their for you gf, who's too embarssed to buy one.

Dont go around blurting out "I'm buying dildos for my gf. She wants them not me AHAHAHAHA."

But just look dis intrested and ask direct questions, such as "what's the difference between this type and this type. Which give better anal stimulation?" And if she asks who it's for, m or f, etc then you tell her it's for your made up Gf.

Otherwise buy it online and send it to your nearest post office for pickup.

I have since 2nd grade

...

Anyone who thinks masturbating whilst pleasuring your ass too is gay are closet homos... If you're that insecure with your sexuality that you even find pleasuring yourself gay you're probably a homo. Just sayin

According to some retards, yes.

moms dildo + angsty horny kid= me

I have, but I got addicted to stretching out my asshole. Now I regret ever sticking anything up there.

I love fucking myself in the ass but I don't like dicks other than mine, also, I don't find men attractive. I would fuck a shemale.

woulnt she smell your butt after a while?

It is gay fuccboi

i'm in the same boat mang. a straight faggot

thanks fam, it looks like their is a $12+ fee but it is better than blowing 100 dollars for a P.O. box. still i wish their was a less personal way of doing it, but i can't expect much better without looking like a drug smuggler or terrorist.

Your typing is poorly formulated much like your opinions.

Do your parents open your mail or something?

Eh hold on.

>even though you're straight
Prostate stimulation is associated with gays, but it's not absolutely tied to homosexuality. Prostate stimulation can feel good for everyone, even straight men. There was a time not long ago that giving oral sex to your wife was seen as gay. People are stupid.

Bump for this

Never used a real dildo. But I've been putting fingers and non-dildo dildo-like objects in my ass since I was 12. Never been able to have a prostate orgasm.

Nah I was smart and washed

nah but they are super noesy and if they know i got something and i don't show them they will probably assume it's for drugs or something sexual and i would just rather avoid that awkwardness as I plan on living here until I finish college.

Didn't go so well

stupid and insecure about their own manliness and sexual orientation. you are just as a man if you like dicks and dressing up like a girl. the dick inside your pants makes you a man. there are only 2 genders.

>people actually believe gay people have different assholes on a biological level

Soooum.. had an realy dicks inside you?

I wish

used my grandpa's 9in vibrator on my asshole when i was a wee lad of 14

weird time in my life

well order something else with that as an alibi.

lul, high quality product, make sure rate 5 stars.

All the newfags above this post got b8ted

>grandpa

Proud owner/operator of an XL Nova from Bad Dragon. In addition I have a 4" diameter buttplug, a buttplug that has three thicknesses varying from 2.25" to 3.5", and a Great American Challenge.

Buttstuff is awesome. Use plenty of lube (I go through a bottle of J-lube about once a month if not faster, and it makes 4-6 gallons) and go slow.

Have been pegged before, shit was cash af and got to blow her guts out later with my own donger.

Why is there always one faggot calling everything b8? Life is bait to you faggot

i also used my moms dildo, even broke one of them. dinner was awkward but she never said anything

>A PACKAGE FOR MR user AT THE P.O; 10 INCH BBC WITH A "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" CAP WAITING FOR YOU.

on what? fucking wall?

Does anyone have some good alternatives for dildos are fingers ok, what are the do's and don'ts i really want to try anal masturbation, I've fingered myself before it just felt weird

kek

completely true story, but not worth greentexting. i took it out of his nightstand, used some lube that was also in there, jerked off while ridin the vibe and then washed my shame away. no one was the wiser

i don't really think this would work unless the sender packaged them together under a false bottom or under packing material which seems unlikely. one of them is always home when i am cause i have classes and work most of the day.

plus ordering another thing is not preferred because, like i said i'm a broke college kid. it is also suspect because i very rarely order anything in the mail.

how would she know you broke it and it just didn't break on it's own?

alright I'm off mobile now. I don't know exactly what you want me to greentext.
>>found masturbation at around 7
>>found anal stimulation shortly after
>>started looking at porn around 11
>>around the same time I found some zoo
>>figured if girls could do it so could I.
>>started with Peanut butter on the balls felt amazing.
>>around 14 I started to go further (had 4 dogs, 3male one female)
>>would let them all lick my balls and ass while I jerked off
>>fingered the female and tried to penetrate her to no avail
>>she obviously has an orgasm on my fingers
>>this fingerband session sends her into heat
>>jerked off all my male dogs but could never get them to mount me.
>>fast forward to me at 20, moved out get a dog of my own.
>>year later and I hadn't done anything with him. super horny been edging all day, jerk him til his redrocket is out. get on my hands and knees as I'm already lubed up from dildo'ing my ass.
>>takes some work but finally get the tip of his cock into my ass. HE GOES TO TOWN! felt amazing, about 20 seconds in and I bust a nut all over the floor.
>>he's not finished has me tied. sit there with his throbbing not pressing against my prostate.
>>I get hard again and start jerking again.
>> as he pulls out I bust nut #2.
>>his cum pools onto the floor around my knees and makes my two nuts look like nothing. quiver and sit there for about an other 10 minutes before I decide to clean it up.
He died about a year after that, got sick vets couldn't figure out what was wrong with him, spent all my money and rent trying to get him better around christmas time. Christmas morning he was to sick to even get out of bed anymore so I found a local farm vet to come over and put him down. Worst christmas ever.
>>about 2 years ago I go to a friends house and his dog runs out of the door.
>>I get in my car and find him about a mile down the road.
>>find an abandoned lot, as his redrocket is out as he's super excited for the car ride.
cont.

well, the tip broke off from it and i just put it on but it was very loose. also you could see the plastic breaking on the side quite clearly. i would be super suspicious if one day i came home to a dildo like that.