Secrets thread

Secrets thread.

Mine: I want to fuck a 38 year old woman who just started masturbating. I'm older than she is.

forced to live back with my parents.
I h8 them
I dont even talk to them & we live in the same house
>inbf4 edgy teenager

me too and I wish she would kik with me!!

>oh good
>this thread again
>because it had been almost three minutes since the last time some lonely teenage sperglet posted this cringe

confess or get the fuck out faggot

haha I said late 30's, but close enough

I don't have kik, sorry

I've spent way too much time on the election.

FYI, Trump just got over 270 electoral votes. It's official. He's elected.

have you done it again already?

you could get it very easily.... and once you have it you could add me and we could take it from there? Ive always been interested in women that are a few years older than me

sister in law is divorcing
looking foward to it cause maybe i can fuck her

do you have email?

this

is not the Cali old guy.

This

is the Cali old guy

>haha I said late 30's, but close enough

39, I bet. because 40 - 42 is usually the magic number for The Awakening

I just had sex with my gf while I was thinking about her little 18 yo sister. At the end, Gf told me that was one of the best time... now she's sleeping and I want to sniff her sister's panties.

The only kind of food that ever makes me feel ill is fish. Not all seafood, just fish, and I don't know why.

I badly want to anal rape a passed out girl. I actively avoid situations where I could do this.

I was raped in hs by my bf's best friend and didn't remember it bc I was blacked out. He told everyone at school and people made fun of me for being drunk and not knowing I had sex

file charges. it's not too late

LOL

just for lulz

it was too long ago. I can't.

A long time ago, I used to live with a couple of male friends. One of the friends used to have a girlfriend who did her laundry and stay over all the time. I just finished work and got a lift from a girl who lives nearby.

>be me, working late, usually 3am
>easily wound up after work
>no fucker is awake
>walk into kitchen, the laundry room is next to it
>smell freshly done laundry
>hardon.gif
>walk in and see an array of frilly underwear
>get my dick out and rub it against the underwear
>feelsgoodmane
>wrap it around my dick and furiously masturbate
>cum all over the floor
>rub that shit in the carpet
>sleepy time

The next day at work, a girl there (who lives around the back of the house) said she could see what I was doing.
I had the light on and the laundry room has a big window.
The next night I proceed to do exactly the same thing, hoping the girl is watching, disgusted by me.
>frilly underwear wrapped around my dick
>staring intensly at this girls room across the way
>imagine her fingering herself as I jerk it
>cum geyser
>all over the clean washing
>wipe my dick with her underwear
>sleepy time

Did that shit every night. Well for about a 2 weeks till she stopped doing her laundry there.
I sometimes wonder if the work girl told the other girl about it.
I stole a couple of pairs to use later.

what state? there usually isn't a statute of limitations for rape or its super long. decades

do it
cant u also earn money from that in murica?

also, pay back time btch

or just have someone fuck him up real bad and tell him why

get him to record it

enjoy the lulz

I fondled my 11 year old niece's breast yesterday while hugging her from behind. She kept hugging me the rest of the day. I'm worried now.

>fem
>went to donkey show in Mexico
>friend paid for sex for me from prostitute at above location (bday present)

fem got hooker sex in mexico?

you MUST greentext that!

I am married now. My husband has plans. We all went to school together, so they know each other

Hey there, this is the guy from the last thread that is just outside of KC. Did you ever post your email or kik?

looks like she did

perfect. you know where to find him.

he's not telling anyone

better yet, just have the fucker who beats the shit out of him say "you know why" without saying your name. He'll know, but he won't know.

you're in the clear

really? I was hoping that there will be a revolta...

nope. it actually happened

>21st bday
>me and guy friends went to watch some dancers/shows
>all the guys get sex
>buys me this sexy af girl with angel wings tattooed on her back
>never been with a woman before or since then
>best oral ever

RIP in peaces "murica, sweet prince

i just wish someone would freaking kill me already. fucking do it and get this over with.

it will pass. stop being a pussy

noice

would you do it again?

did you do her? or just get done by her?

I will user.

>I shot a man in Reno, just to see him die
>so I got this

last thread you said you would have to masturbate again.

have you yet?

>confess

no, I just laid back while she did me. I would do it again, but not with just anyone

Murica never was a sweet prince... what I am the most concerned now is whats gonna happen to stock market and mortgages...

yes. super hard, just for you.

hot af story femanon

I am going to take it on a leap of faith that it is true and will be fapping to it

good girl

Eh, I'll just post mine. I'm in Merriam btw.

throwawayforb2016 AT gmail

100% true

100% true that I will fap

next time are you gonna do her? with the right gril, of course

If you would kindly Show your tits, this would greatly help me in my ability to cum.

of course I would reciprocate. I didn't last time bc she was getting paid.

>be 22
>At 20 failed my first university
>Parents worked hard to get me on second, better one, but harder
>Just failed the first semester
>Has girlfriend who is too young for me
>Wanted to have an education, so I could earn enough for both, so she could be home 24/7 being my sex slave
>ruined dreams
>being a disappointment
>whattodo.exe

>throwawayforb2016

go do it again now.

>taste yourself on your fingers just before you cum

I like the way you think awesome femanon

...

Seems like you think like a man.

.... Almost there

most of my friends are guys, I don't fit in well with other women

Sorry anons, that email is from me, the guy thats near KC from the last thread. Was hoping to hear from her, but I'm not exactly holding my breath.

ok, yes, I killed the fucking cat!

GET, CHECK IF

I fantasize about older men a lot. The fact that they know what they want is a huge turn on

This is my first post

I found a woman's purse in the street and instead of being awesome I rummaged through and there were all sorts of things there. I opened a bank account in the woman's name and got a pay day loan. I transferred a lot of the money from the account using online banking into a PayPal account before it said I had hit a limit. The account has been open for 9 months and I've topped up the loan twice since then. Shit is literally so cash.

i have an oral fixation and it makes me really self concious

somebody tell me what to do

Get trade. Welding. Class a comercial drivers license. Electrician

Install Gentoo

Well, I did message her to try cementing our "Not-date"

Didn't open with it, but thats where I'll go with it. But still. It's in motion, just need her to reply. But that won't happen tonight (Until atleast 10 pm or something?) Probably will reply to me tomorrow at around mid-day? But these next 18 hrs will be terribly long now.

an hero is the usual way out

i have a boyfriend but for the past week ive been having incredibly strong feelings for this other man .. i want the other guy really badly, i like him so much, he hates me now thought because i refused to have sex with him... but the feelings arent going away and i hate it

I'm going crazy

>>never been with a woman before or since then
>>best oral ever

Only oral ever

edgy*

>secrets thread
>excuse to brag
pick one? cancer

did u cum? what made it the best oral?

I need help

m or f? age?

what do you like to do because of your fixation?

You got dubs for luck, go for it fag

>bicurious
>wanna try glory hole to suck my first cock
>found one on google
>don't know what hours to visit or proper etiquette
>only things stopping me from blowing a bunch of strangers

pic related, me being a faggot

same here 28yo loser, how old are you?

I wanna kill everyone.

Forced? Youre a fucking grown as man bitch lmao get outa there.

what did you buy

Calmed down buddy she got drunk at a party and regrets fuckin a dude

how'd you manage to get a payday loan without visiting a po box or walking inside a store? you a woman too?

>go do it again now.
>>taste yourself on your fingers just before you cum

did you KS femanon?

gril or faggot?

transfer to a trade school. your not going to do well academically you should learn a trade from a decent trade school.
>i just got fucking banned from a website because i posted in a thread answering questions about incarceration.
>posted about the time i was in the local jail.
>i had previously asked about if i was making myself overqualified trying to hide the fact i was living hand to mouth on odd jobs since 2007. did not admit i was making the application sound more professional.
>been a student since 2015-16.
>asshole tears into me saying al my posts about being terminally ill and stuff can't be true.

>the truth is everything i said was real i don't know if he thinks i'm younger than i am or what. however i was in fact stating my taking care of a local widow in exchange for a small amount of money to sound more professional, full time job.

>but for ten years i have struggled while my wealthy family give my brothers everything.
>i have no car and struggle for basic needs while my family tells me just to fucking go back on the medication they had me on till i was kicked out at 17.
>user you don't need a car, you don't need a job you just need to go back on enough psych drugs to kill you.
>watched all my friends get married and or have kids
>lost the only girl who i ever felt was right
>wanna fucking kill myself but i won't because those fuckers want me to.

why is my life like this?

I'm a urophile and a hebephile. I also kissed a 15-year old girl two months ago.

my name is used by both genders. It is Sandy Patterson.

>implying she never had a guy licking her out

Is it summer already? I guess we have snow in summer now...

>urophile and a hebephile.

Thank you for coming to Sup Forums R. Kelly.

it's not really anything exciting, I just get kind of anxious if I don't have anything in my mouth for too long

it's usually just gum or pens

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

He may be an ephebophile.

she clearly stated she got raped. no means no.

Wife's sister or brother's wife?

lol slut