Sup Forums HELP ME PLEASE

Sup Forums HELP ME PLEASE

MY CRUSH JUST TEXTED ME AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY

HELP ME SO I DONT SPILL MY SPAGHETTI

text "why haven't we fucked yet?"

that's alpha and she will be sucking your dick in no time

HER FRIEND TOLD ME SHE DOESN'T WANT SEX

message her with "ey gurl wanan succ"
she'll be drowning you in pussy

IM SPILLING THE SPAGHETTI RIGHT NOW HELP

her friend was lying she obviosuly wants sex.
do it faggot

roll

THERE ARE NO ROLLS, PLEASE HELP

I PRETENDED I HAD TO DO SOMETHING, I HAVE 10 MINS HELP

tell her its to to wank off because youre going over later. iNvite yourself its also alpha guaranteed dick suck

just fucking reply with one of the shits above you autist

NOO, I'LL SCARE HER AWAY

I CANT

What did she write?

WE BOTH SAID HI THEN SHE ASKED WHAT I WAS DOING I SAID YOUTUBE. HBU AND SHE SAID SNAPCHAT

THEN I SPILLED THE SPAGHETTI NOW IM STALLING

Just tell me what she wrote and ill tell you what to say

WHY AM I BETA

First off, very calmly say "Whats up?" See what her intentions are

If she messaged you first of course.

Reply back with what she says

just send a dick pic, if she doesn't reply she doesn't like you and you speed up shit so fast you don't have to endure the mind game fuckfest.

If you don't stop acting like a little bitchfag, I'm going to come in and take your crush back to my place and I'll crush her puss. Grow a sack.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT DO YOU MEAN INTENTIONS

Send her an ass pic, bitches love ass pics

The troll is strong with this one.

I CANT MAN I HAVE A HAIRY ASS

I'LL POST PIC

Gift her a bowl of eggs you fucking idiot

Send her a cum tribute using a pic of her.

then you'll never get fucked in your life

doge

Send her a cum tribute on a picture of your own ass, it will show you're confident and secure