Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

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Nice bunny

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What the f-bomb, I can't even own one car!
H-how is Haruhi?
Well, one has anger problems. He's just a pain to deal with.
But you said it was waffle!

Thanks. I apparently don't compare to bunn though

I still unofficially claim her

that sounds horrible... Are you going to be okay?

Claim

I was asking if that was the correct pronunciation. No offense intended ;-;

FUCK YOU ALL I HAVE A GUN

It's fucking late you should probably not be claiming right now Syndra

belly

Dont tell me what to do

What do you mean?

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And a shit waifu from a shit show

Yoko claimed

Finally back

DAMMIT I SAID LUFTWAFFE.

(cute)
I was commenting on the situation.

Strike Witches? More like Shite Bitches

Sameji claim'd

why most you post niggers

I can't even hear your pronunciation. And no matter what you tried it was wrong.

Won't shit talken for long you fucking little shits when the SS and I come in

why can't you type?

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I thought I told you to lay off the shooting!

Oh, okay then

Whatever.
Give me a pic so i can sleep.

I hope the SS are wearing pants, because everyone in your show seems to have forgotten pants exist

NEVER

FUCK YOU I AM A GUN

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Jokes on you, I'm with the Wehrmacht

them fockin feet m8

Skirts > pants

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/thread

Dont stay up too late too

Oh i'm so sorry, please proceed

Best

Small arms fire is nothing to the Luftwaffe!

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FUCKIN YES

Only reason to wear pants is if it's cold or you need pockets
Infantry > Air Force
Dresses are also acceptable

Thumbnailwaffe

>2 close 4 comfort tbh
I'll try tho

Infantry is indeed better, Air Forces lack Bayonets

Fine the Wehrmacht and I will destroy you!

Robbie Rotten

>German tanks
>Useful
Maybe for drawing fire, or wasting money

good

At least the Germans were in WW2, unlike the kikes

The kikes were in WW2, remember the 6 gorillion

Been in New York 4 days and just sold some tourists some weed. What are you virgins doing with your lives?

Blitzkrieg > Your bullshit

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Not breaking the law

So that doctor visit had nothing to do with my abcess.
>stopping all medication until I get the tooth fixed
>going to a new medication once I sort the tooth
>6 weeks on steroids again
>abortion drug is stronger dosage
Fuck.
>pleiades
Which one? Or are you being a degenerate and claiming them all?

Time stamp pussy

The faggots sat there and died, the Germans wrecked shit

Not using Daddy's money to take a vacation

I thought gf wasn't let you post in New York?

You want me to take a picture of like a hundred dollars? This is barely any money at all

It's for a whole week, I'm not going to be okay, I want to diiie
I mean how are you feeling mentally, emotionally and physically?
I can't speak Nazi!

sounds like someone wants to get fucking gassed and this time for real

Better start

There were at least 500,000 Jews in the United States Military, and likely more in other militaries. Don't forget
>muh Holocaust
And no, starting a World War is not a good thing.
Lewd tbh fampai
Maybe in the Revolutionary War era, but in WW1+ times machine guns would like to say hello to your Blitzkrieg

How do I start learning?

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You're better off jacking to the ad of a guy fucking a fruit than a cringey ass animated preteen

Luftwaffe = Air strike force in german

Well that sucks. Is it only that one person who has aggresion problems?

Fix your eyebrows

not being an attention whore normie on Sup Forums in the shittest place of Sup Forums

RIP Momo. What do you want on your tombstone?

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kek

That depends on perspective, really
And by kikes I meant Israel

So you going to keep pretending you're a big shot when you use daddy's money?

Why are German words so big!?

Yes, but he's bring his two loli kids to bother me.
"Here lies the most beautiful princess of all the lands"
Have you eaten today?

How does it feel to know the person you argue with so much is doing things you fantasize about doing with a cartoon character

In 6 weeks the germans took over France withe blitzkrieg tactics. You need a history lesson.
Go to germany

it's just two words in one
Luft and Waffe
Luft = air
Waffe = Weapon
but Luftwaffe = Airstrikeforce

Have you eaten her ass after a shit?

>implying you aren't the one with shitty arguments on the shit place of the net
fucking retard

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Big shot? Dude that's like a hundred and five bucks I got for selling a quarter ounce to some fags in time square if I showed y'all just one of my pay checks you'd damage control so hard

Doesn't bother me

I want to pet your eyebrows... Did you enjoy NY?
I want to so badly but it's not the same Germany as the one I read in books.

Get off Sup Forums and take your girlfriend around the shitstain that is NYC. Goddamn.

(X) Doubt
You live in a trailer

Oh my god...

Uh that's that B letter I'm seeing in some of the words?

It's dinner time now, are you going to eat?

Bragging about being a drug dealer? Riiiight.

Yeah so I spent less money on a house so I have more money overall. But you're a sheltered man child living in your moms basement in the house your dad had to leave behind when he abandoned his autistic son

>make great money
>spend thousands a month
>live in trailer
>give advice about life
shit seems off

Nazi is german

>you'd damage control so hard