Secrets thread

Secrets thread.

What's yours?

Mine: I still want to fuck a 38 year old femanon from Kansas who just started masturbating for the first time ever.

me too man, but i;d be happy just seeing her touch herself since she's so new to it - thats so hot

16 home with 16 friend and his 15 gf beer weed lmao end up fucking
my friend say he regret it little he know i continue fucking her after that for like 5moths she was the one calling me all the time

no regrets pussy was tight as fuck hooked up again with her years later when she was 21 was pretty ruined i cant imagine how much dudes she had fucked for 6years

that's a good one. fitting for your satanic trips

I hook up with crossdressers and traps once a month on craigslist

traps I get. nice tits.

I personally couldn't cross the line with a cross dresser though.

>still not gay

They're gay.

I have a drowning/underwater fetish that I feel like I can't tell people about because they'll think I'm a psycho or something.

I regularly share my gf with mates even though she isn't into it much. She is very submissive and hooked on me

I'm not gay either. Sometimes cross dressers pull it off and I go with those. Feels great not having to worry about pregnancy and ducking them bareback

>she isn't into it much

How would you know. Bet she secretly likes it but is playing with your head.

Do you ever get poop dick.
What is the smells?
I always wonder if they ever smell like shit When u get in there.

Asking for a friend

Cars mum fingered friend in the back of me

does she cum?

when was 21 went on vacation with gf same age we go to this nude beach there and i make her blow some 45+ old dude while i fucked her doggy
she was against it at first but when we start she let him play with her tits and cum on them never let him fuck her tho and i didnt want that
but when we go to hotel she fucked me like crazy

every fucking time

Here's a story

>move across the state for work. Gf back home
>6 months on, see gf once every month
>go to a bar across the street
>meet some bar slut, have some awesome sex
>walking her home
>she makes a joke that she had a herpes breakout
>I literally turn around and run home
>throw my dick in the sink and wash it, moot point
>month later, gst a breakout
>stressing cause I'll see gf in 3 weeks
>go back to bar, get shit faced cause I'm sad
>leave, can barely walk, go to corner store next door
>buy a flashlight
>hide in the back of the store, fuck myself vigorously with flashlight, then proceed to beat the shit out of myself bad
>throw my wallet in the sewer
>call cops. Say I was raped and mugged
>make a report but refuse to go to hospital
>call gf the next day, crying. I used a lighter on my hand to make me cry like s bitch and sound shaken
>she ends up getting herp a derp but since I was mugged and raped it was on

Just had our 2nd kid 2 months ago. This was 7 years ago, still together and happy.

>bareback

whoa, bareback anal with slutty faggots

you're just asking for the hiv

here's the thing user, you could find chicks to ass fuck bareback too. chicks a lot less likely to have the hiv than the slutty assfaggots

how did u hook this up? did she swallow? what did u tell her to get her to do it?

More of a vent than secret

Well, I did message her to try cementing our "Not-date"

Didn't open with it, but thats where I'll go with it. But still. It's in motion, just need her to reply. But that won't happen tonight (Until at least 10 pm or something?) Probably will reply to me tomorrow at around mid-day? But these next 18 hrs will be terribly long now.

It's not like I'm afraid that she won't reply, I am mostly a bit worried that she might back out of our tentative meet up. But this time feels a bit different I think. Maybe what ever was preventing her from doing so in the past has faded away to the point that she will "give it a shot"

KYS

She regrets it and gets down about it but she hooked on me kek

Sometimes but it depends what we do

whoa

still not exactly clear on how you getting raped got the herp on your dick

what do u usually do ? what has to happen for her to cum?
and is she hot?

I never have and never will look at child porn. But ive always wondered what a really young girl sucking an adult dick would look like.... like, the idea doesnt tyrn me on or anything in the slightest and makes me feel a bit sick. But i kindda need to see it. I guess its the same impulse that makes me look throught the rekt threads here... i k ow i wont like what I see but I cant help but look.

give it a rest. you're a meme now

don't worry, you wont be 14 and kissless forever

Fuck off.

I always wanted my thick Crowbar in a HeadCrabs Hoomungus Pussy
I am Gordon Freeman

Since one and a half year no day passes without a thought that I should just end my life.

That's a very basic question that leads me to say... FUCKING FAKED ASS STORY

(Hint: he may be the latter)

It doesn't deserve it.

I usually have to be there for her to cum and usually toys to buzz her to completion. We started doing her bare back recently...

I love a trans person and he hates me.

I wish I were dead because his approval of me is all that I've cared about for the last six years.

I'm not gay, but I love Asian traps and Asian men. But ONLY as long as they're Asian. Women, too.

Also pic related

I know her. She goes to my school.

that must really feel like shit. you would think it would be happy for anyone to actually like it

Can someone answer

It kinds turns me on when I/others sneeze on my dick. It all started when I was 17 getting a blowjob from my gf she sneezed just as she started and my dick just went rock hard, loved it ever since

I'm fucking around with 5 girls on kik who think I'm they're bf, and 3 girls irl and 2 of my exs.
I feel bad...for them, but I'm not lying or anything and i never stated we were together or i was their bf or anything.

It does, I wake up in the morning and wonder why I haven't offed myself or why I'm still alive.

I didn't go in thinking that way that he would have to like me, more than anything I wanted to be his friend. I knew him through mutual friends when he was still a girl but I was too afraid to say anything with my feelings and when I finally did much later it just kind of set him off.

of course assfucking smells like shit

unless they rinse out first. porn stars do that. you don't have to do full douche, but some do. you can just use a water bottle.

Protip: heat the water up a bit first so it's not too cold when you squirt it up your ass

Protip: even if you rinse first it's still gonna smell like shit

maybe you just want easy blow job because you're not having luck with the grils

keep trying to get a gril

well my englando is not very good EU fagg i will try to keep it short
we go to this beach for 4-5 days prior and we met this guy there i knew he was up for it because he was always around us at first asking for the time, to light his cigarette etc.
asking where we are from making small talk and shit like that...
gf told me when i went for a swim the guy went to her for light and he was standing right next to her making small talk and his dick was right in front her face semi hard and one time when she go in the water he follow talking to her and "supporting" her when the big waves hit she told me then he rubbed his dick few times on her leg i ask if she like it and she was like no hes old bla bla but i knew she liked the attention
so to go to this beach its very secluded with few people you pass by a forest like area with bushes trees and shit
next day i told her lets go fuck in the bushes nearby and when we walked i turn and waved the guy to follow us so basically he joined when we have already started first just watched and jerked off then i told him to join she gave me this WTF look but say nothing he licked her while she was blowing me then i turn her doggy and fucked her while she blow him he came on her tits this happen 2 more times but she never let him fuck her his dick was not bigger than mine but was a lot thicker
i did it because we where more together for the sex it was not a serious long relationship
sorry for englando and grammar

I'm not really looking for sex even though I enjoy it.

He means the world to me and I would marry him if he weren't already.

are you in love with my 'nephew'?

Faggot.

>asking for a friend
fucking kek

I don't think so. Not really attracted to men, but the idea of sucking a huge Asian cock gets me rock hard in 10 seconds flat. I guess it's because I've done it before.

so is it a girlor boy??

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

Uh... I don't think so

Unless your nephew is 26 and is.in california

read story faggot. it a girl that trans to boy

I'm glad somebody cared enough to read

i'm in a 2 year relationship that i'm scared to leave because the girl is depressed and suicidal.

I was in the same position in high school.

Dump that cunt she won't kill herself. People like that tend to latch onto whatever makes them feel more significant. She'll find another man.

Niga did u read the story

She is emotionally manipulating you.

no, younger and in the midwest

where in California? you can always suck my dick if you want.

Love my wife and would never act on it but there's a woman in my office I think about all the time, even when having sex with my wife. Feels guilty as fuck.

OK, going back up to re-read

yep, re-read. do NOT understand how raped faggot gets herp on the dick when he has had dicks or flashlights up his ass. herp gets trasmitted by direct contact. where was the direct contact with user's dick in that fake rape story?

was medically experimented on.

Ah, different people then.

Right now I'm in California for the holidays

she tells me that she's been thinking about it for a while and she goes to therapy, and she's so dependent on me. I just don't want to go to jail for "killing" her.

nope no secrets, because I'm always telling all you faggots.

the thing is you aren't responsible for her actions. you have to cut her loose. do it in a humane way, but do it.

whatever she does is not your fault. though she won't actually kill herself. she just wants the attention.

but whatever she fucking does is on her, not you.

at worst there might be an attempt that is cartoonishly ineffective. don't let that throw you. she won't do it again and it's not your fault/problem.

>Right now I'm in California for the holidays

nothing like sucking a dick for the holidays, I always say

>what happens in Cali stays in Cali

>I just don't want to go to jail for "killing" her.
dude, that absolutely will not happen.

even when people urge their friends or enemies to actually kill themselves, directly say to do it and how, charges don't get filed.

there has never been anyone who went to jail because someone else decided to try to kill themselves. if that's the only reason you don't break up, then break up. because it will not happen.

That's pretty fucking gay.....

I don't know what to feel.

i dont smoke weed

yeah, you guys are right. It's gonna be hard but I gotta do what's best for me. I'll spill the beans next time i see her. This crazy chick was talking about marriage and kids when we're just seniors in high school.

>pics of Goodnight daddy girl please?

Dude I'm in KS who's the chick or send me a pic. You never know

...

I'm indecisive between two girls right now.

The first one is obsessed with me and would do anything to keep me she is a 5/10 and isn't very smart. She had a great ass and would do anything sexually I want. She smokes weed and has few emotional problems but really loves me and has for a few years now. I really like her though

The second is an 7/10, smart, athletic, and really nice. She is very curvy and essentially a full woman. I started talking to her about two months ago and really like her too. I don't know the extent of how much she likes me, but she says it's a lot. She has a lot of anxiety problems from her childhood. Ass is eh, but has amazing hips.

I just am stuck between these two and dont want to hurt either of them. I just don't know what to do. Advice Sup Forumsros ?

As long as you don't encourage them you'll be fine. Just explain that you aren't right for each other and that love will come again..

>www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3670166/Court-OKs-trial-girl-texted-boyfriend-urging-suicide.html
>time.com/4391792/girl-who-urged-boyfriend-to-commit-suicide-will-stand-trial-for-manslaughter/

Also, sometimes this does happen so just don't encourage them.

whatever makes you happy. All the little issues can easily be dealt with if you're happy and love someone. Also those emotional problems get better for that person in a solid relationship to show her a better way of life. Don't worry about looks. If you care for someone and they make you happy you'll be attracted to them even more. If you aren't happy you won't be as attracted and will probably cheat no matter how good looking. Go with your gut. Or be honest and keep an open relationship for a while.

>She has a lot of anxiety problems from her childhood.


NEVER put your dick in crazy, and rarely put your dick in the mentally damaged

Like, her dad molested and raped her as a child. She was put in witness protection after fbi fucked her dad over.

That was earlier today wasn't it?

That though got me 13 years of child support and a real rough spot in my marriage for a couple of years. Watch your ass buddy.

The crazy ones are the best in bed! Fucking freaks and crazy fantasies and fetishes. The mental are great some of them want to be raped by you and cry or daddy talk or stare you in the eye so intensely while the masterbate to serve you and please you. Crazy fucking sex I had with fucked up women.

Stop asking for it here. This ain't the early 2000.

my wife suspects me of cheating since day 1.
I never cheated.
Until 3 weeks ago. Went on a sex-spree. Fucked 3 escorts, a MILF I work with, 2 college ex's

that doesn't get witness protection, and not from the FBI

you're full of shit or she's full of shit

>pick one. or both.

might as well if you're getting accused

Herps can spread from the asshole bro.

I used to sniff my ex GF's 15 y/o daughters panties

Because the flashlight fuck was a reason to look raped you retard

im actually really good at this shit, hold on ONE SECOND, im typing it out

I'm madly in love with my gf. I wish she would marry me tonight.

here
okay, she wont let you break up with her, and she's using suicide to take herself hostage?

you're gonna have to start from the top. instead of YOU breaking up with HER, SHE'S gonna have to dump YOU.

how do you do this? You're gonna have to start introducing weird fetishes.

The top 2 i think are the most annoying for women are:
1) cuckold.
2) ABDL

so you're either going to go the cuck route, or the abdl route, but your goal is to be AS ANNOYING a motherfucker as possible. you know what a cool boyfriend would do? dont do that. be an annoying asshole.

ABDL ideas?
Wear diapers around the house 24.7. just diapers. be REALLY obnoxious and autistic about it. say things like "i'm wearing my diapees by the tewevision" and wiggle your butt at her. dial the cringe up to maximum. masturbate at every oppurtunity, and say cringey things like "baby wants to make cum cums". she'll get really really really tired of that shit really fast and dump you.

option 2 cuck
you gotta show her cuckold porn, and pretend you found it online randomly. from now on, you're going full cuck. EVERY TIME she wants to have sex, you need to either say "no baby it would be really hot if you denied me. i want you to say no." or say "I want you to call me jason thats my best friends name he's really cool. he's really muscular and he smells amazing".

do this EVERY SINGLE TIME. be really fucking annoying and cringey. something like 11 times a day, ask her " can you tell me how sexy you think jason is?" be a real pain in the ass. if she tries to kiss you or hold your hand, turn away and say "no wouldn't you rather hold jason's hand?"

if she gets pissy say "sorry baby im just trying to be sexy....i really think it would be hot if you liked jason". always misinterpret why she's mad.

that's another thing women hate, apologize CONSTANTLY. at every oppurtunity. you'll be annoying as hell.

pick fights, and literally 2 minutes later, apologize and say you're wrong.

pick lots of fights.

also if you really want to piss her off, every time you cum tell her you have second thoughts about the whole thing, and make her reassure you at least 7 or 8 times that you are, in fact, a real man.

do this EVERY time you cum. even if she's doing homework, say "BABE. this is REALLY important TO ME. i always do things that are important to you!"

yes, flashlight fuck was to look raped

but penis gets herpes from being *IN* hole that has herpes

nothing in this story explains herpes on "victims" penis

you retard

yeah, spreads from the asshole if you fuck one

how lewd

as much as I hate those two fetishes, those would probably work. but fuck dude, well, first of all, we're seniors so we don't live together, so I can't really get into the baby thing and I don't want her friends thinking of me as the ultimate diaper boy, and I've told her that I'd hate to ever be a cuck in my life.

I'll just give you some context and you tell me:

-we're in a toxic relationship, I've cheated on her twice (she thinks I kissed one girl and flirted with another when I actually just fucked both of them, no regrets.

-she's fallen victim to flirting over kik, and she's always like " oh I didn't know what I was thinking" and shit, and I forgive her because I've fucked like 8 chicks without her knowing.

-Daddy issues, so she depends on me for protection and comfort
we fall asleep on the phone every night and fucking cries if I don't do it or oversleep
-she gets upset because I'm usually busy and shit most of the time because I put school first and I'm not gonna lose my 3.6 gpa to some girl.

I've contemplated just making a fake account and pressuring her into flirting with that account and just catch her in the act but that'd be kinda hard to pull off. I might just wait for a big argument then conveniently text her thru the fake account.

God damn this is so annoying. Dude, ask her how much her ex use to cum like measurements. I had an ex do this and it was so fucking annoying. Like I don't fucking measure that, it just fucking happens.