Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread
Previous: The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!

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カラミチーマス

thats because i aint no little bitch boi vampy
i was born a vamp you became a vamp after birth
pathetic dubs
mediocre

That would be very comfortable I bet.
Yes.
I don't think that's okay

Hey guys it's me, VideogameDio

I think Ahri a cute. So that's good

still here


and



and yeah small bellys are normally cute

claim

Wabbit

Ahri isn't even best fox

6 months of winter, 3 months of summer, and 3 months of in between

>say you'll do it
>go to a different bar
>get plastered
>???
>profit

you are not your waifu

Miho claimed

Nothing much just bored.

Yeah

She's cute though

more belly

>She doesn't have the power of vaporizing freeze

really??????? i like to pretend you are.

Yes that's very good.

you know you never told me ran was a mommy

your waifu is shit tbh

wings tho

"Who cares, let the working class pay for my welfare and college!"
Were you able to sleep during the pain?
I always clean her before eating.
Maybe Haruhi was in too much pain to make the trip.

Weak singles :^)

>pineapple pizza
This nigga knows what's good.
But then I'm the cunt in need of a DD. And I can't legally buy alcohol for another 2 years or so. Not like I'd want to, though. My family has a long history of substance abuse. Ain't fucking going down that route.

im going to stop chatting with you now have fun

chat and shiet

dubtrack.fm/join/chillbox

Telephones exist

Claim

what ??no
i'm not into that

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Oh.
I'm about to jerk off.
I'll see you later

>Dio is on thread

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This Ginyu Force Sims 3 game is upsetting at times.

Rumia claimed

>belly

Just spent the last 30 minutes looking for a screwdriver, ended up buying a new set because all of mine disappeared. My mom probably stole them.
It's not so bad
I just don't want to cook for 45 minutes really, and I really don't want chicken or spaghetti

But not best

So you didn't know who Ran was then?

Jump good

I just want to let you know I like you alot

you dont even know who I am

you sure imagine a full mommys tummy full of the tiny people struggling to survive in her cavernous bellys juices

welp

>tell him you'll do it
>stay home
>jerk off
>???
>profit

kek

>it's a 'Jeice doesn't have time to eat because the schoolbus shows up right after he finishes making his apple pancakes because he had to sleep into the morning because he had to do homework for his unappreciative teachers after working at the grocery store for his unappreciative boss after working hard in school for his unappreciative teachers so he has to go to school hungry so he decides to slack off just this once and figures since he's a good student his unappreciative teachers will let it slide but they end up giving him detention' episode
Bullshit. Fucking bullshit. The whole education system is my anus. Why should I tolerate this nonsense? I'm not going to tolerate this nonsense. Jeice is literally the best Waifu and none of these Russians even have a clue. I bet they don't even know who Scatman John is.

Nobody said that though :o

Pineapple is literally shit

nice

no thanks
yea , don't you want to just give them a kiss?
or tickle them?

thats very very hot. I like her alot

Pineapple is great, you Giga-Autist, what the hell are you talking about?

you are weird

of course but thats just a natural response

Don't get me wrong, I feel bad for Bernie after he got shafted by Cuckton and the DNC, but his policies were still shit and wouldn't have worked.
How come you just claim, and then fuck off until the next thread? Stick around, have a conversation. We don't bite.
Pinapple and ham/canadian bacon is pretty great in combination though.

loli lover pedo your waifu a shit

but can you jump out of my plane and live after i shoot you

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Put yourself in Haruhi's shoes. Would you continue to take painful medications? Shoot. What was the medication for exactly?
W-what?! Why me of all the other great anons here?
Don't feel bad for that scumbag Jew. He stole everyone's donations and bought a house.

It doesnt' count as pedophilia in The Land of the Rising Dubs.
Check 'em.
Or perhaps he's wondering...

no hawaiian pizza is literally the worst pizza
This.is how you know that waifu is going to shit
People like hawaiian pizza
If I took off the mask would you die?

Just making it known

Hey, some good old Gardevore

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Sometimes I do have conversations.

Speaking of Baneposting...

Part of your plan
Getting caught, shot, I'm throwin'
But not from my plane; too big, too strong

Friends you can't bring
Head's so hot in the summer
Mercenary, you came along

Guys, crashing planes
Grabbing prizes
Big for me
Big for you

Sweet Bane of mine
Good times never seemed so good
The Flight Plan says I
Should remove this big guy's hood

But if I
Pull your mask right
Off, would it kill my only
Love in the world, painful for you?

Bane, would it hurt?
Well, it makes my head colder
But your hired guns, they're loyal, too

Warm, fire rise
In the wreckage
Big for me
Big for you

Sweet Bane of mine
Good times never seemed so good
Feather in my
Cap, but you ask me why would

Some one shoot

Sweet Bane of mine
Aye, he didn't fly so good

Sweet Bane of mine
Behind Mosquito Man's hood

Sweet Bane of mine
Maybe you'll learn to fly good

I did. For a year

sure

how much would you kiss it?

so humble and kind thats why I love you. I mean you could be this guyI miss you ran

hehehe sorry garde

weirdo

:D

FUCKING FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW YOU CUNT

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Im about to play my first ever game with Ryze. Wish me luck :)

who are you?
don't like it don't reply to it
easy shit

I'm gonna finally fucking eat, I haven't ate all day

later gators!

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He's cancer. Ignore him

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why not rammus since he's a snail :o

im not sure

Ryze can be a bitch, when I first started even an AI Ryze would rek my team

Hello

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Only if I turn into a spooky ghost shadow thing that Dio didn't do in the manga

I SUMMON MYSELF

it would be extremely painful

when did file size get changed to 2MB
fucking kike an hiro

Holy fuck thats a low level creature, you suck at this, man

Go back to Sup Forums weaboo faggots

So what happened? Any pain and stuff?
Wait that's wrong with that guy?
>:D
That sounds a little scary. Now I feel iffy about taking meds myself I I get sick. Are you taking Xanax?
>wishes you luck
Enjoy!

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What happened to the King of Autism?

will do
a lot
a bit
none at all
your pick

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After his political career completely backfired on him, I still can't blame the man honestly.
And this still doesn't change the fact that Hillary is still a manipulative cuck.
>Your opinions and preferences are wrong and you're bad and you should feel bad.
Well shit, cunt! I guess you fucking got me there.
Really? I've never seen you do that.
Not once.
>when did file size get changed to 2MB
Yeah, I know. What is this garbage? I can't upload half of my damn folder anymore.

Vomitting, headaches, stomach pain, cramping. I still took them
Dunno, maybe this place was too much cancer for him

well I just wanted to spread my love of vore calm down

least I post my waifu and not just be anonmoose

he likes to be mean to me

im right here

Hi Flan! How are you?

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a bit probably wouldnt want to make things weird

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I'm fucking sick of it. I'm sick of going into every thread and seeing countless people telling me to relax because my team "is so spooky".. There is nothing fucking spooky about a team that blows a 12 point lead in the last two minutes... There is nothing fucking spooky about a team that is on pace for LESS wins than they had last season with a FUCKING SAM MITCHELL COACHED TEAM. There is NOTHING FUCKING SPOOKY ABOUT A TEAM THAT COLLAPSES MORE THAN THE CUSTOMERS OF LIFE ALERT But I have to go into every FUCKING single thread in this sub about my team and listen to countless people tell me to calm down because dude you're team is so spooky bra No stfu YOU DONT TELL ME HOW TO FEEL. My team hasn't made the FUCKING PLAYOFFS SINCE 2004. I've heard this rebuilding term thrown around for a FUCKING decade so don't even talk to me about trusting some goddamn process Philly fans I'm sick of my team When I die I want the Timberwolves to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one more time AND ITS FUCKING -12 RIGHT NOW THIS GODDAMN STATE

Yeah, I know. At least you are here, so that makes the thread a bit better in a way.

Poor guy, I hope he gets better.
Guess you'll be good enough

Still living.

Believe me, I have.