You're drunk at the party and so is my Wife. What do?

You're drunk at the party and so is my Wife. What do?

Give her sleeping pills and bring her to my house and fuck her up in every single hole in her body and then put her in a cloak and put her on a doorstep

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This

I put my hat and overhauls on and play gas station. She backs up to the pump and I fill er up with oldskool leaded gas.

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Try to fuck it with my half-boner

I don't know man, that shit looks like it's going to stink.

HER ASS HOLE

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I would fuck her ass, and then com inside her pussy.

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we smoke weed.
drink a lil more
she starts showing me pictures of you
i crack up and call over girls to look at you
we decide to make a tumblr and upload them
i got the pass in case you get 2nd thoughts (;
too drunk, forgot where i wrote down the pass
oh well lol

your wife is fun we should hang out more

Show me tits and I will know

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*PPPRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFTT*

She's deflated

Look after her. No one wants to mess with 007

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See what I can fit in her ass from the party.. Sharpie, bottle, lamp??
Post on Sup Forums for wins

anymore of those feet? is she a milf?

Agreed. Raid the fridge for more. Cucumber? Eggs? Easy cheese bottle?

Shit thread is shit

timestamp her

yes

Obviously impregnate your wife...duh. and no, I'm not paying child support

see if she wants it in her pooper

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