Be poorfag and can't afford weed

>be poorfag and can't afford weed
How can I get high alternatively

coffee

I heard near death expirence gets you close being high

DXM

You can get high on DMT by hanging yourself.

xanax

Make an ad on Craigslist:
"Str8 top for blow and go, 420 must"

Get head and some buds :D

homoerotic asphyxiation.

go.

Maybe you should learn how to deal with being sober you fucking junkie

Kill yourself you degenerate fuck

Nutmeg? I mean you'd need a shit ton and probably get sick but hey, it works.

Air Duster gets a bad rap.

Put a cloth over the top and inhale for a second.

Repeat as many times as necessary.

how is dxm cheaper than weed?
how fucking expensive is the weed in your city dude?

Go to a store and buy some ready whip cans and then google how to do whipits

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Get some paint thinner huff that shit, also you can almost huff anything and get high

You can huff paint. But that'll turn you into a potato
You can get a job taking care of old people.
You can skim their meds and get paid for it

that sounds like a good way to get a poz load

Smoke tobacco through a bong. It cuts oxygen to the brain an you feel loopy for awhile, almost akin to a cannabis high for a few seconds.

autoerotic asphyxiation

Paint, just spray some down your mouth and breathe in and out

416
fuck my ass and ill smoke you out

>poz load
Pretty hard to get HIV from getting sucked off...
Herpes, yes

Fucken newfag in smoking
Take takes of resin from a small pipe. Heat it from the bottom then take a big hit to get a good high

Save your ejaculations until you have a pint of your own come. Put it all up your ass AND HOLD IT THERE FOR AT LEAST A HALF AN HOUR. It will go into your bloodstream and make you feel like the Hulk. With a BONER!

Strangle yourself until you die

Alcohol. Burnette's Vodka. $10 for 1.5 litres. You're going to need chaser.
>P.S. It SUCKS
Try orange juice to make a corkscrew

>smoking resin
thats fuckin nasty famo
i'd eat booty before smoking that shit

MEMES

>inb4 newfag

Underage B

Still a new fag

smoke your cum

tick and O off ur dealer and sell and smoke it
cause if u sell weed u never have to worry about having none

breath some air

Then go eat ass and stop asking for advice on Sup Forums faggot