Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread
Previous: The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!

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well first off this is Sup Forums kys is kinda a saying here. second I said it to one guy mostly as a joke. third you dont know my whole story.

I love you even if you dont like me and one day you will return too discord and be my ran mommy

IKR! good tastes

why?

Heya Alice

Sameji claim'd

I'll be back in a few minutes.

Didn't want to be another mcdonalds lawsuit meme.
Thanks babe.

Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Sounds like a tough day, but at least everything ended well.
You should have a drink, you've definitely earned it.
I never said i disagree
>
W-well that's a bit forward, b-but thank you regardless
>i would also

I'm not going back to the discord

still here


and


well no you cant lick that its not good for you

bye everyone

Pretty sure you are customer of the month, every month on suicide watch, frendo.

Claim

Saratoga claim
Kek sounds decent enough
We were friends
But you HAD to go that far ;_; I trusted you
Yeah going to take a year of hiatus then join either the air force or navy

I don't recall saying you'd lick it

sjdjd

Good evening Courtney. How was it being told you were already claimed earlier?

Im finally resigning from /waifu/ for now.
Goodnight all! And to all, a goodnight!
>Hachikuji, signing off.

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Rumia claimed

Tonight's gunna be a fun night

I spoke with Yuno but he's as clueless as I am.
It's good to see that he's still around, at least.
I know more than enough.

Sleep well my love.

(Rumia)
Discord name I meant, I wanna friend you!

Just like cum_bath. This makes me laugh a little. I shouldn't. Sorry.

Goodnight anons~

Damn, your waifu has a nice taste in fashion if I do say so myself.

why is that?

Yeah, could always be worse. I think I'll have to indulge tonight. May as well since I don't have work.

Take it easy Haruhi.

well you shouldnt

you sucking dick?

>taking me seriously
>ever
Don't.

This is actually really impressive, nice work.

>We were friends
>Implying

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It's Rumia#7035

>fashion
fagg

:( well I can still lick your ass on here I guess

nah im crazy not sucidal

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You wish.

I take "friends" very seriously
:^)

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I will for you

>CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

Well i would too after a day like that
Although i don't drink

Oh look another fucking play date make believe fucking Waifu thread. Fucking grow up you sad fucking wankers.get a job.

Sent!

It's the creepy fellow!

Shouldn't you be stalking a girl then getting angry when she finds you creepy?

It felt weird, not gonna lie.

Hello Juvia

Oh hey you're back. Hello

The outfit is an important part of a waifu, wich is one of the many reasons that Rory is a garbage waifu.

And accepted :3

well you know what people here have told you not the truth. people here like to blow shit up

hey hey

wow ran I love you so much and you always hurt me honestly want to be your friend

you are a jojo fagg you have no say of fashion stick with your shitty metro sexual bullshit closeted faggot

the fuck is this commie shit ?

Just got back from McDicks with these Hot and Spicys, yeh boi
But that dosh
But people eat birthday cakes all the time

It took some digging. I've had to go onto some websites where I can't even read the language on it, hence pic related. But I'm just glad I'm getting more images of her.

The feeling is certainly not mutual, like every one of your other relationships

you'd pour it on you
ring a bell?

Hello Courtney, how are you?
>not lewd i see

Here, you might like this outfit more, it only lacks the fedora of your dreams.

but ran hasnt it been long enough cant we let bygones be bygones

birthday cakes dont have enough to be toxic
well i know what its for.

It doesn't even matter at this point.
Sorry for bothering you.

says the sudden waifu "fashion" critic

Yeah. Didn't help my opinion of him much

It's still gross

You said you wish my family burns in front of me
Not exactly something a friend does

then why would you think say its for licking?

No but, he feels bad! It's been so long! Let's forgive him in Christmas spirit!

B-But we were ;_;

Let's be honest, we all deserve a bit of family burning every now and then.

I don't drink too often, so one or two is good enough for me to feel nice and cozy. Some days though it's perfect.

Good to hear you got a plan, are you leaning toward one over the other at this point?

Nice dubs, nice eyepatch.

For sure. I guess he wants to lay low for his own reasons. Sounds like he's been having a rough patch lately too.

ehh some cake is good some is bad
well you switched gears i meant what body part you jumped things entirely

you and I should talk more you have steam?

I know im sorry my anger gets the best of me. Ive found that im bipolar and have two personalities nice me and spastic.

>diagnosis was alot more scientific sounding

alice spoke about me I dont care if he doesnt respond what a great day it was

Currently leaning airorce but i do tend to flip flop so it might change

you didn't pick one fast enough

That's the plan! 2 are mine, the other one is my moms. I'm planning on downing both tonight. She'll probably only get half way through hers at best.

Mead.

Claimed

Alright, I'm back!

Hey~
Unlike the coffee lawsuit, I doubt I'd even be able to get anywhere seeing as it's apparently this isn't too common, and also I have no money for a lawyer to begin with.
Only if your family is as dysfunctional as half of my family...

fucking commies
get the fuck out of here

(X) Doubt
I still am inclined to believe Edgedeath believes apologizing is a Get out of Jail Free card, he'll just say sorry without putting any meaning behind it, I wouldn't be suprised if he still doesn't understand why I hate him

well yeah i wasnt sure

I'm doing alright, just watching some Anime

At least he's gone now

As mentioned before i wouldn't know, I've never drank before, not even while i was in high school, as you could imagine that wasn't hard when you weren't a huge social person.
>l-lewd,
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Quality pic

I wasn't being serious. I hate him very much.
I thought it dripped enough sarcasm

I want to hug Christmas Makoto and keep her warm.

weird since you like some already
prev

What are you watching?

>Juvia

Yes I hope he is well surrounded.
No.

I just don't care about anyone in my life other than myself and I've come to accept that.

I do like being told that I'm loved though, makes me want to stomp on someone until they scream my name in mercy

or something edgy like that you know.

Oh yeah it's nice.
>And cute.

She looks like she's enjoying that.

Hi Misaki.

I know, i still wanted to post that, it's probably true, tbh

Ayyy Karme, sup~

>Mead
>Commie
Nigga wut.

You and me both.

I mean it I know I do bad things but its been so long and I want to make up

its been so long cant we just be cool like im bending over backwards for you guys here

whatever man

well i mean so many not sure where to begin

I'm going to sleep before staying up all night becomes the better option

Let me make this short and concise for you

N O

I'm watching some Tokyo Ghoul. Only the first season. I'm not bothering we Re:

nothing is off limits and I won't judge no one will
maybe some feet fagg will as usual

gosh you guys hold a hell of a grudge cant you get over this it wasn't even that bad not like your family got hurt or anything it was literally an empty threat.

threads too fast

カラミチーマス

It is a rhyme in Russian that translates to this:
"Our meeting is not for good,"
"Said the neck to the axe."

>wew
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I see, i haven't watched Tokyo Ghoul yet.
However i am also watching some anime
>wew
What a lewd
>w e w
Beautiful pic

well i should shower

Esdeath signing off one day alice and ran will pick up their sacs and learn to get over the little things.